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Is this the /nrl/ thread??
This is the thread
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Schaubpanion today
h8rs in absolute shambles
what time is Artem Lobov fighting?
is that UK guy talking to himself in the last thread?
Imagine being as pathetic as spain just imagine
This. based dutchbro absolutely btfoing the h8ers
if spain posts in my thread then hes a cuck, ahahah he literally can not post now lmaooo
btw who is your least favourite male fighter above welterweight
Thanks bro
>UFC Middleweight Champion
>Mansion in California
>Loyal wife
>Beautiful children
>Most wins in the UFC
>Acting career and has been on Conan
>Great Podcast
>Main Eventing the MSG card
>Millionaire
>Saves lives
Truly the GOAT of our generation
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>GSP stars in capeshit
>Bisping stars in David Lynch kino
Truly the patrician's fighter.
GSP is a cameo actor
Bisping is a major role actor
spain btfo
Garbrandt bless
Also try this image out, brother. Editted to be more /heem/ related
Yeah he's some nutcase from reddit who can't spell
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Calendar BTFO
Based OP!!
Natetty Bless
Listen to your voicemails.
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Bisping is primed to be the next schaub after GSP finished him.
>clear signs of early cte
>mediocre fighter
>podcast to stay relevant
>heemd into retirement
>terrible analysis
>forced meme on Sup Forums
I don't want to hear your voice right now
direct me toward czech porn actresses that look like her
Can’t wait to hear based edgy brah to blow the lid on the Vegas shooting today. Trump also said he is releasing the JFK files. Should be a great fight companion.
my predictions for tonight
Be prepared for disappointment, my salty friend.
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Long-time lurker first-time poster here. I want girls to think I'm tough so I tell them I'm an MMA fighter. I don't have any MMA experience though so I'm just wondering if someone can link a fight where you can't really see the fighters' faces. Preferably one where a skinny white guy KOs someone.
My plan is to send the video to girls I like and tell them it's me. First I'll edit the footage so that it cuts straight to a dick pic right after the KO. That way, I'll get them at peak violence-arousal.
I'll come back here to thank you guys when I'm doing the backstroke through vagina. Like "Scrooge McDick" as our Lord and savior Brandon Schaub would say.
Peace
Who will Maia fight after he beats colby? masvidal or lawler?
copy n paste from reddit
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>Till's ink
wow so open no way that wasnt fixed
beat it h8r
And the winner to face the winner of eddie vs justin, eddie alvarez
draw, this fight is a draw they will rematch next year and eddie will fight tony for the undisputed lightweight belt
Damn they run the heating up to 11, I wish they would fight in some clothes so it could be cooler here
>Implying GSP won't wrestlefuck Bisping for four rounds including a couple of 10-8s only to get caught with a hook that will crumple his small head leading to a TKO as a bloody Count stands victorious
Schaub is a multi millionaire and has one of the most downloaded podcasts in the world. He was also hired by Showtime to be an analyst for the biggest fight of all time. Sorry you're a h8r and can't accept things at face value.
Do one for ufc fresno
>he listens to fight companion
i alredy did i dont think ud like it
Show me
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nice seats
how many neetbucks you spent on the tickets?
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This triggers the left.
And i defended you against the h8ers lmfao fuck off kid
the one for tonight
if u go see fights live,, whats the chance u actually meet a fighter? can u sneak backstage and try find them
Schaub bless
Ortega bless
Bisgoat bless
Zero neetbucks, around hundred dollarydoos in wagecuck tho
Literally this but as per usual the h8ers don't understand it
sowwy but picking t city is moronic there is no reason to pick him based on any of his fights n cub is none for beating prospects also. i dont mind if u pick him but cub isnt cowboy n t chity isnt darren till so
cub = many tattoos
ortega= 0 tattooos
i think they do promotions like taking pics with fans, signing posters etc
>sneakk backstage
doubt its doable, only if you know the guards
wew thats a lot
enjoy it mayne
hope the card gets spicy
there was this dude on heem who went to an event just to meet khabib and found him backstage
i thought it was more than thhat, when i wanted to go it was like 250 n 50 to get there
>it's another 7 fights scheduled for 3 hours episode
They really bet on finishes, don't they? What would happen to the seventh fight if they all went to decision?
No way you can sneak anywhere theres security dude every corner, there's 5 of them in heeming radious from me
>Picksposter was a h8er all along
nice try kid i'm seeing right through you
To be fair that's Poland m8
Free month of UFC Fight Pass: Register, press Join Fight Pass, when it asks you to enter in your payment info scroll down and enter the promo code "biggulp". No card necessary.
Or just stop being a poorlet and pay for it
>/heem/ fighters
Reem
Schaub
Dillon
Covington
Johny
Cody
>Reddit fighters
Anyone else
>tfw want to watch the show on Fight Pass but it's region locked because you have to watch everything on BT here and their VOD is shit and doesn't update until days after the event
UFC Kumite when? Thanks.
BispGOAT knows how to pull off suspense. He plays with his opponents to give the fans a show.
Bless my man
this i wish other fighters got talked about instead of the same autists boys
Thoughts on Michael Bisping?
Thank you, ignore the miserable pricks.
>there was this dude on heem who went to an event just to meet khabib and found him backstage
wew cool, wasnt around then
did he post pics
Has the card started? When does it?
20 bings.
workman like fighter that is always in the fight and very tough will beat gsp
IT IS ALL OVER
I wasn't on /heem/ last night. But I saw the rerun. Mousasi lost that fight. He got BTFO by a natural welterweight. I don't know if guys coming over take bellator fighters lightly but or they just suck.
:3
HOLY TILL HEEMED CERRONE STIFF
he looked more sloppy than usual
the russian wasnt even that good
swinging like crazy
thank u im getting annoyed of making new emails tho
im not a hater i like t city
that sucks i wanted to go but nt to watch fights just to meet fighters
ye i got them from the archive, this was at 209 when khabib was fighting he turned up to talk to dana n they snuck backstage to talk to him. Said everyone was cool about it n no one cared
>tfw I could destroy the average heem poster
You don't have to make a new account, I've been using that promo code for 4 months on the same one
me and our kid Till are gonna dominate the UFC like Liverpool dominate the Prem
i love how in the promo they have to show shots from when gsp fought hughes or serra to show knock downs
Fights are on now ONLY if you are a FIGHTPASS MEMBER
Remember the 96 la
watt were do u enter it? I can only enter it after signing up with a new account crazy
i prefer cowboy but now i want till to win because the amerilards bully me 4 picking till like LOSERS
>elhamdullilah allah bless tiramisu
cool story breh
the heemer looks tough af
hehe
What the fuck ever happened to Tom Breese and Arnold Allen? Been about 2 years since either of them fought
You just go to the homepage of Fight Pass and press Join, it'll say select your package then enter your payment method, if you scroll down theres a spot to enter the code.
>that sucks i wanted to go but nt to watch fights just to meet fighters
Same
Anyone else rooting for Marcin Held? Dude seems like a solid guy with some of the worst luck in the world
Anyone else notice the Gracie jiu jitsu symbol looks like the pedophile boylover logo
what about that bjj guy that won the ultimate fighter against artem?
Chong Li is in Rizin, unfortunately
he feels like a grown man now right
WHAT thats making a new account u waste my time
>Every fight i've had i've dominated
>what is the 3rd round against NIcholas Dalby
My boy is almost off suspension
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>wahhhhh amewicans were meanies to me!!!!
why are brits so soft?
>old pedophile invents martial art just to scramble around kids
WeW
blackpill dropped