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Is this the /nrl/ thread??

This is the thread

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Schaubpanion today

h8rs in absolute shambles

what time is Artem Lobov fighting?

is that UK guy talking to himself in the last thread?

Imagine being as pathetic as spain just imagine

This. based dutchbro absolutely btfoing the h8ers

if spain posts in my thread then hes a cuck, ahahah he literally can not post now lmaooo

btw who is your least favourite male fighter above welterweight

Thanks bro

>UFC Middleweight Champion
>Mansion in California
>Loyal wife
>Beautiful children
>Most wins in the UFC
>Acting career and has been on Conan
>Great Podcast
>Main Eventing the MSG card
>Millionaire
>Saves lives

Truly the GOAT of our generation

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>GSP stars in capeshit
>Bisping stars in David Lynch kino

Truly the patrician's fighter.

GSP is a cameo actor
Bisping is a major role actor

spain btfo

Garbrandt bless

Also try this image out, brother. Editted to be more /heem/ related

Yeah he's some nutcase from reddit who can't spell

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Calendar BTFO

Based OP!!

Natetty Bless

Listen to your voicemails.

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Bisping is primed to be the next schaub after GSP finished him.
>clear signs of early cte
>mediocre fighter
>podcast to stay relevant
>heemd into retirement
>terrible analysis
>forced meme on Sup Forums

I don't want to hear your voice right now

direct me toward czech porn actresses that look like her

Can’t wait to hear based edgy brah to blow the lid on the Vegas shooting today. Trump also said he is releasing the JFK files. Should be a great fight companion.

my predictions for tonight

Be prepared for disappointment, my salty friend.

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Long-time lurker first-time poster here. I want girls to think I'm tough so I tell them I'm an MMA fighter. I don't have any MMA experience though so I'm just wondering if someone can link a fight where you can't really see the fighters' faces. Preferably one where a skinny white guy KOs someone.

My plan is to send the video to girls I like and tell them it's me. First I'll edit the footage so that it cuts straight to a dick pic right after the KO. That way, I'll get them at peak violence-arousal.

I'll come back here to thank you guys when I'm doing the backstroke through vagina. Like "Scrooge McDick" as our Lord and savior Brandon Schaub would say.

Peace

Who will Maia fight after he beats colby? masvidal or lawler?

copy n paste from reddit

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>Till's ink

wow so open no way that wasnt fixed

beat it h8r

And the winner to face the winner of eddie vs justin, eddie alvarez

draw, this fight is a draw they will rematch next year and eddie will fight tony for the undisputed lightweight belt

Damn they run the heating up to 11, I wish they would fight in some clothes so it could be cooler here

>Implying GSP won't wrestlefuck Bisping for four rounds including a couple of 10-8s only to get caught with a hook that will crumple his small head leading to a TKO as a bloody Count stands victorious

Schaub is a multi millionaire and has one of the most downloaded podcasts in the world. He was also hired by Showtime to be an analyst for the biggest fight of all time. Sorry you're a h8r and can't accept things at face value.

Do one for ufc fresno

>he listens to fight companion

i alredy did i dont think ud like it

Show me

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nice seats
how many neetbucks you spent on the tickets?

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This triggers the left.

And i defended you against the h8ers lmfao fuck off kid

the one for tonight

if u go see fights live,, whats the chance u actually meet a fighter? can u sneak backstage and try find them

Schaub bless
Ortega bless
Bisgoat bless

Zero neetbucks, around hundred dollarydoos in wagecuck tho

Literally this but as per usual the h8ers don't understand it

sowwy but picking t city is moronic there is no reason to pick him based on any of his fights n cub is none for beating prospects also. i dont mind if u pick him but cub isnt cowboy n t chity isnt darren till so

cub = many tattoos
ortega= 0 tattooos

i think they do promotions like taking pics with fans, signing posters etc
>sneakk backstage
doubt its doable, only if you know the guards
wew thats a lot
enjoy it mayne
hope the card gets spicy

there was this dude on heem who went to an event just to meet khabib and found him backstage

i thought it was more than thhat, when i wanted to go it was like 250 n 50 to get there

>it's another 7 fights scheduled for 3 hours episode

They really bet on finishes, don't they? What would happen to the seventh fight if they all went to decision?

No way you can sneak anywhere theres security dude every corner, there's 5 of them in heeming radious from me

>Picksposter was a h8er all along
nice try kid i'm seeing right through you

To be fair that's Poland m8

Free month of UFC Fight Pass: Register, press Join Fight Pass, when it asks you to enter in your payment info scroll down and enter the promo code "biggulp". No card necessary.

Or just stop being a poorlet and pay for it

>/heem/ fighters
Reem
Schaub
Dillon
Covington
Johny
Cody

>Reddit fighters
Anyone else

>tfw want to watch the show on Fight Pass but it's region locked because you have to watch everything on BT here and their VOD is shit and doesn't update until days after the event

UFC Kumite when? Thanks.

BispGOAT knows how to pull off suspense. He plays with his opponents to give the fans a show.

Bless my man

this i wish other fighters got talked about instead of the same autists boys

Thoughts on Michael Bisping?

Thank you, ignore the miserable pricks.

>there was this dude on heem who went to an event just to meet khabib and found him backstage
wew cool, wasnt around then
did he post pics

Has the card started? When does it?

20 bings.

workman like fighter that is always in the fight and very tough will beat gsp

IT IS ALL OVER

I wasn't on /heem/ last night. But I saw the rerun. Mousasi lost that fight. He got BTFO by a natural welterweight. I don't know if guys coming over take bellator fighters lightly but or they just suck.

:3

HOLY TILL HEEMED CERRONE STIFF

he looked more sloppy than usual
the russian wasnt even that good
swinging like crazy

thank u im getting annoyed of making new emails tho

im not a hater i like t city

that sucks i wanted to go but nt to watch fights just to meet fighters

ye i got them from the archive, this was at 209 when khabib was fighting he turned up to talk to dana n they snuck backstage to talk to him. Said everyone was cool about it n no one cared

>tfw I could destroy the average heem poster

You don't have to make a new account, I've been using that promo code for 4 months on the same one

me and our kid Till are gonna dominate the UFC like Liverpool dominate the Prem

i love how in the promo they have to show shots from when gsp fought hughes or serra to show knock downs

Fights are on now ONLY if you are a FIGHTPASS MEMBER

Remember the 96 la

watt were do u enter it? I can only enter it after signing up with a new account crazy

i prefer cowboy but now i want till to win because the amerilards bully me 4 picking till like LOSERS

>elhamdullilah allah bless tiramisu
cool story breh
the heemer looks tough af
hehe

What the fuck ever happened to Tom Breese and Arnold Allen? Been about 2 years since either of them fought

You just go to the homepage of Fight Pass and press Join, it'll say select your package then enter your payment method, if you scroll down theres a spot to enter the code.

>that sucks i wanted to go but nt to watch fights just to meet fighters
Same

Anyone else rooting for Marcin Held? Dude seems like a solid guy with some of the worst luck in the world

Anyone else notice the Gracie jiu jitsu symbol looks like the pedophile boylover logo

what about that bjj guy that won the ultimate fighter against artem?

Chong Li is in Rizin, unfortunately

he feels like a grown man now right

WHAT thats making a new account u waste my time

>Every fight i've had i've dominated
>what is the 3rd round against NIcholas Dalby

My boy is almost off suspension

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>wahhhhh amewicans were meanies to me!!!!
why are brits so soft?

>old pedophile invents martial art just to scramble around kids
WeW
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