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Matchday 9:
>Saturday, October 21st
18:00 Sampdoria - Crotone
20:45 Napoli - Inter Milan
>Sunday, October 22nd
12:30 Chievo - Verona
15:00 SPAL - Sassuolo
15:00 Benevento - Fiorentina
15:00 Torino - Roma
15:00 Atalanta - Bologna
15:00 Milan - Genoa
18:00 Udinese - Juventus
20:45 Lazio - Cagliari
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>16 posts early
>Dzeko's Midweek Blooter Appreciation edition
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top dog after tonight lads, you just gotta believe
FORZA INTER! NAPOLI A SHIT!
Guys what the fuck is this? I saw it on facebook
Also:
Sampdoria (4-3-1-2): Puggioni; Sala, Silvestre, Ferrari, Strinic; Linetty, Torreira, Praet; Caprari; Quagliarella, Zapata.
Crotone (4-4-2): Cordaz; Sampirisi, Ajeti, Ceccherini, Pavlovic; Barberis, Izco, Mandragora, Stoian; Budimir, Nalini.
Serie A discord here lads. discord.gg
I kinda like Inter, but still prefer Napoli to win. Let's face it, most important part is to cuck Jude and Inter is not good enough to do that, Napoli on the other hand can do it.
>new Bonucci
You mean Samuel
me on the back
The protrusions are androconium organs.
what are you doing with a pic of Milan """""chinese""""" president?
not a good start, damn you quagliarella
where are my fantacalcio brothers?
watch out now for the inevitable Scrotone cumback las
(You)
Why is Matuidi not in the squad for Udinese
Staying at home with Sturaro
You think he's warming him up?
do you rate Matias Silvestre?
matuidi doesn't play for udinese m8
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Napoli has been choking the last 10 years same with Roma. The only teams with enough pride and confidence to cuck Juve are Inter and Milan.
>next match Sturaro is already warmed up standing by the sidelines from the kickoff
Unstoppable
Napoli and Roma can be the champions of autumn and then when spring comes they fall down like they completely forgot how to play while Juventus scraps 1-0 bullshit wins and gets the scudetto again
Choker mentality la'
>hear "NAPOLI NAPOLI" chants under my window
terroni get out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Throw some toilet paper at them
Roma even choked in the same fashion during Inter's dominance era when Juve played in lower division. Atleast Napoli only been cucked by Juve.
Is that the club president at 0:16?
Roma could play in a one-team league and still not win the title
They won it in 2000 BC
That's pretty long ago
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I've never been to Italy yet, but is it really true that Naples is a fucking shithole with trash everywhere?
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that's Roma you're talking about
it's literally an open air trashcan
yes Pizza is good tho
Yes
Keep your phone and wallet in your pockets at all times if you go out at night
And of course, be prepared for no one on a vehicle following the law
Why is north Italy civilized while the south is a shithole?
one's close to germany and the other close to africa
>Ferrero
the absolute madman
Rate my chicken parm /IcardiGeneral/
That actually makes sense, thanks
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rating that without eating it, it's a little hard for me, i give you a 2/5 stars
breaking my heart vincenzo
>one's close to germany and the other close to africa
They don't even know what waste sorting is in the south. I even witnessed that some people sort the garbage, but then throw everything in the same container outside anyway. So no wonder it's dirty everywhere, when they don't even know what to do with their trash.
I mean, i like Roma, but South italy is really a shithole.
what are the ingredients? how did you prepare that?
>jewcerchiati
Doria merda
>tfw absolutely destroied by injuries ( Schick, Belotti, Basta)
me on the right
chicken breasts cut in half and pounded even, egg wash, coated in finely shredded parmigiano reggiano, fried in olive oil, covered in fontina and mozarella in a base of tomato sauce, baked for 25 minutes, broiled for 5 minutes
It's the cheese thats gonna clog your heart not him. Italian cuisine is about subtlety not heart attack indulged.
kek, yes, the absolute madman
>cheese and fats are bad for you
2004 wants its nutrition back. Enjoy your refined carbs
almost a good job my friend, i can rate you 7.5/10
i wouldve used fresh basil under the fontina and mozzarella but i didnt have any at the time
Saturated fat in large regular intake is still bad for your heart, cletus.
it depends on your overall diet and body
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True, I wouldn't comment if I didn't seen American flag.
>5-0
>the city of Scrotone
embarassing, can we just relegate them and Benevento early?
NAPOLI (4-3-3): Reina; Hysaj, Albiol, Koulibaly, Ghoulam; Allan, Jorginho, Hamsik; Callejon, Mertens, Insigne. All. Sarri.
INTER (4-2-3-1): Handanovic; D'Ambrosio, Skriniar, Miranda, Nagatomo; Vecino, Gagliarini; Candreva, Borja Valero, Perisic; Icardi. All. Spalletti.
I'm starting to go full reee already.
Give fucking Karamoh a chance once, just once.
Also I bet Candreva makes at least 10 crosses out into the fucking orbit.
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Holy shit, seriously? This is amateur stuff
He was good against Milan, give him a break
Do i have to remind you how Scrotone rekt the complete league in the last few matches last season?
it was more Empoli pissing away their lead. Most of the teams Crotone faced were withou any real goal besides Milan and Inter that were crumbling and dropping points left and right
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Serie A only has quality in the 5-6 big teams. The bottom half is so so bad they should belong in lower division all of them
Yeah, it's pretty much the same in every league.
The gap in quality is especially big in serie a it's amateur tier.
Show me a league where "the bottom half" isn't mostly just average-to-shit teams
>finally buy some decent fullbacks
>play Nagatomo and D'ambrossio
lmao
se tiri troppo, la Cordaz si spezza
Dablert hasn't been good and Cancelo isn't a fullback (for Serie A standarts)
5-6 teams league fucking when?!
Nah mate, England is the only league where the bottom half teams are not second division tier.
Bundesliga and spain are just as shit as serie a.
Serie a should change the rules to
>18 teams in first league
>not more than 20 teams in second league
>1 third league instead of three, with not more than 20 teams
I'd love to see that.
It's not, it's a polentoni lie. They just have muh factories.
If you want to visit real Italy and have a good time with good women and good weather then visit the South.
>eplel has good bottom half because frauds like poorinho lose to huddlesfield
lol
How many players in Serie A get more assists than Candreva?
they are planning to redistribute tv revenue more to the shit teams for the future. But i still think 18 teams would be better. Also Serie A is doing an expecially shit work at selling the tv righst so i don't know how muc the situation will change.
last year's top assisters
10 assist
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Callejon (Napoli); Salah (Roma)
8 assist
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A. Gomez (Atalanta); Krejcì (Bologna); Candreva (Inter); Suso (Milan); Mertens e Insigne (Napoli); Dzeko (Roma)
the problem is that he has to cross 10 times to have an assist (not even exagerating here), and he's lucky Icardi can convert literally any ball that enters the box
based Popper
>Also Serie A is doing an expecially shit work at selling the tv righst
Not sure how it is in other countries but in here our """tv experts""" still mention catenaccio like it's used today so the average fuckboy watching TV will never watch serie a "because it's boring, that's what the people say"
I mean the style of Allegri in Juventus is not helping the case either
Bit of an exaggeration m8, I quite like Candreva.
Btw Callejon must be one of the most underrated players in Europe, 17 goals and 17 assists in all comps last season
Zaza has scored again
It's a shame Juventus got rid of him, he was a really solid joker to put in. Could be useful now with Higuain being close to useless.
I hoped that meme would die after last year Serie A was the top league with the most goals scored.
I get it that if you don't watch the games you might not know that Napoli, Roma and other teams plays great attacking football (even if CL is a thing) but you don't have to watch games to look at stats.
he literally jad 415 crosses last season, i'm not joking.
10 assist out of 415 crosses makes 1 assist every 41,5 crosses. i was even genereous in his regards
he really should get called up for the playoffs
Have you got a sauce for that stat?
>tfw Zaza shoots the Azzurri to World Cup glory next year
*puts in Belotti and Immobile at the same time*
gibe joão mário bak plox
>saving thumbnails
ultimouomo.com
this is the article where they talk about him, it's in Italian tho
we dont get any serie a coverage in the united states that isnt packaged into something else as an after thought
GK shouldve had that one
you forgot o' core