Jesus Christ the new SNL sucks

Jesus Christ the new SNL sucks

Yeah but K-Stew said fuck live on TV and looked really hot doing it so who cares

>implying that Sean Spicer skit wasn't hilarious

Is the meme that she's racist still going?

LOL SHE SAID FUCK ON LIVE TV GET IT?!? xD MOMS GUNNA FREAK

It wasn't, your an idiot

I only watched the first skit and her monologue

She is I heard she hates niggers and kike RACE WAR NOW

SNL is not live. There is a lag on the broadcast time by I think 20 seconds?

NBC ok'd this ahead of time most likely.

See pic.

t. Sean Spicer, professional liar

Naw, I live in NYC where the broadcast is fresh, heard her say Fuck clear as day

Other part of the country prolly had it clipped

What did you think of it?

Was the twilight part of her monologue a joke?

Wtf is that uglier lena dunham doing to that ooga booga?

She/it ran out of ideas

>the new SNL

42nd season.

I changed the channel and heard someone yell "you little white bitch" that caught me off gaurd

Awww look at the special weedo snowflake

>Being poor

Fuck you, I liked it. The Sean Spicer skit was great.

>Latest episode
>Being a fucken idiot on the internet
>Not using commen sense
That's it user sharpie in pooper

How is living on the west coast being poor? Lol what an idiot

Literally Trump baaaaaaaaaaad, New York liberals goooooooooood:The Show

I guess passable since everyone in my thread seems to cummed their pants to that one

I was both shocked and amused by McCarthy when I realized it was her.

/Thread i couldn't agree more

Haha fat old whale is screaming muh politics am i rite? xD :3

>the new SNL sucks

It's always sucked. SNL is all the proof you need that Americans are incredibly fucking stupid and will laugh at any old crap.

Fucking fine, I'll watch it.

guys...

There may be only 1 good sketch per show but the guest also does play a big part in that.

I pretty much watched tonight because my penis yearns for K-stews asshole and she didn't disappoint as soon as the show started

u mad

Prentious Tumblr shitflick

I am American and i confirm this

KStew is too hot to be a dyke.

It's fucked up.

Hits jukebox ayyyyyyye fuck you don't support gay liberals ayyyyyye

She's not a dyke

She probably just doesn't fancy men as much as she fancies strange women like St. Vincent

You must like dykes to think that tomboy is hawt

It doesn't matter, snl is shit got it?

Refer to this

She's literally perfect

Her dressed up as Gisele was sexy as fuck.

You must be gayer than she is.

Listen bub, I have a fetish, and that fetish requires a woman to be gay and for me to have a penis, got it?

your people were just as retarded in the 90s. after that though...

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Y-yes senpi p-please forgive me i-i
*Sucks hard juicy cock

kstew is perfect

Her face kills it for me

That's why she's my waifu.

She looks look like a porsilen doll, this isn't a stew thread talk about SNL or get out

Smelly kstew sucks now talk about the train wreck SNL

Faggots

Based nigger

God tier feet game

This isn't a celeb thread talk about SNL

>dem buck teefs

Lol good one

It's a poorly disguised celeb thread which is why it'll be deleted here shortly

>porsilen

>hair full of dandruff

No it's not everyone loves my thread look how many replies your an idiot and kys

Lol true

Dude stop posting that albino horse you fucken weirdo

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STATUS UPDATE: alright that claire thing was fucken fubby but that could of been with any other girl

WTF I HATE MARYLYN MANSON NOW

Yea no shit kstew is hosting. Shits gone as far downhill as it can.

Stop watching television.
Stop watching irrelevant has beens.

She's wearing those dick me down shorts.

Wow literally the smartest thing anyone has said on my thread thank you

yup

I think she was great on SNL.

You're fucken discusting

Fucken dyke

She looks like any regular white girl at my campus

Anytime. I try.

Sup Forums has the worst top waifus its cancer

yeah im not getting whats so special about her, shes average in pretty much every single way

Her feet game is 10/10

I give it an A- . K-Stew is still a fat ugly cow.

Don't be rude

She's objectively not fat

Right? Lol she can't even act

I bet you are, fatty. She's just a female N-Cage. Better actor than that faggot below you too.

I tuned in during the news segment, it was like I was watching al jazeera

So I swtched channels, didn't get to see Kstew

Was it any good/sexy?

You're a literal faggot

im gonna marry kstew one day

Even if you were a chad you couldn't marry her
You have no money, no fame, no real popularity, no power
No joke, your chances of winning the lottery are higher

its my destiny

Plus she doesn't like black ppl either, krager

He's malasyian. I saw him post on Sup Forums lmao.

American Ultra was a pretty decent movie.

The fuck is this shit? Was this on snl? Holy shit.

im not krager

>work hard on my screenplays
>get to sundance
>meet her
>get her to play in my new film
>film becomes a major success both at the box office and with critics
>make her my muse
>make several critixally acclaimed movies with her
>she falls in love with me
>open up to each other
>get marries live happily ever after

My plan is fool proof, the other guy ITT doesn't stand a chance.

No, it's from the New York Times or something, about 'amazing performers'.

Why is she so perfect bros?

>make her my muse
>make several critixally acclaimed movies with her
>open up to each other
>My plan is fool proof

Yeah, if your plan is to get friend-zoned.
Fate will not allow you to get with her, sorry

She just is, only God knows why.

She better not have said anything about Trump. I'll stop worshiping her feet.

>mfw every time i see a kstew thtread

She's the only thing that makes me heart go soft, aside from animals and babies

Most married couples were previously friends. Approaching her with the whole hey bby u want sum fuck schtick in a bar is even less effective. I truelly love her and want to get to know her more.

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THE COALBURNERS, NOT JOIN THEM! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING BALANCE TO RACE RELATIONS, NOT LEAVE THEM IN DARKNESS