Chicago Police Scanner Thread #2

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>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops

Shootings Scoreboard:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/

Recent Homicides:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
homicides.suntimes.com/
heyjackass.com/

Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

Thread Theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU

>who is robert?

Time for another comfy night of reckless monkey business

Will they catch Robert itt?

Why can't niggers behave?

ASSAULT FIREWORKS EDITION

Loud explosion!

Explosion!

Explosion, unsure if fireworks

>5'6" male hispanlet

is the intense stuff on a secure line?

I believe we all have to detect and arrest our own inner roberts.

>male hispanic dark skin 140 lbs
fled northbound on kaminsky from 4130

3130 burglary in progress fled northbound

wanted for burglary

A fucking explosion

HEY CHICAGO WADDAYA SAY?

Get comfy lads. It's about to get crazy.

EXPLOSIONS! HAPPENINGS!

Spic just robbed someone

I feel bad for Americans listening to this. 99% of dispatch calls resolve around a hispanic or black.

>HE DINDU NUTHIN

kaboom baby

hispanic man running in striped shirt burglary in process

>hispanlet

Spics on a roll tonight.

check your keys people

OPEN KEY FFS

CHECK YO KEYS!

Would you people check your damn keys already?

OPEN KEY YOU NOGS

CHECK YOUR KEYS UNITS

Someone needs to make a score card for all the crimes and which races commit them

>explosions
>shots fired
>AUUUGGHHHH
>burning homeless shelters

hide you keys

Check your fucking keys

LOUD NOISES

that is in the OP.

jesus really?

CHECK YO KEYS, NIGGA
21 ROBERT U THER NIGGA?

THIS

Can I turn this into a drinking game somehow?

Found out about robert
>ROBERT -- ARREST MADE

CHICAGO POLICE DEPARTMENT
REPORTING CODES:

INCIDENT:

1 DISTURBANCE - PUBLIC
2 DISTURBANCE - TEENAGERS
3 DISTURBANCE - DRUNK
4 DISTURBANCE - NOISE
5 DISTURBANCE - OTHER STREET
6 ILLEGAL PARKING
7 SICK REMOVAL
8 INJURED PERSON
9 PERSON DOWN
10 ANIMAL BITE
*10-1 EMERGENCY-OFFICER NEEDS HELP
*10-4 ACKNOWLEDGE - 2 OFFICER UNIT
*10- 99 ACKNOWLEDGE - 1 OFFICER UNIT
11 SUSPICIOUS PERSON
12 CALLING FOR HELP
13 LOST PERSON FOUND
14 ALARM
15 AMBULANCE
16 FIRE CALL
17 ESCORT
18 TRAFFIC ACCIDENT
19 OTHER MISC. INCIDENT
POLICE ACTION TAKEN:

ADAM -- NOT BONA FIDE INCIDENT
BOY --- NO PERSON FOUND
CHARLES - NO SUCH ADDRESS
DAVID - NO POLICE SERVICE NECESSARY
EDWARD-PERPETRATOR GONE ON POLICE ARRIVAL
FRANK - PEACE RESTORED
GEORGE - ADVISED WARRANT
HENRY -- ADVISED TO RE-CONTACT POLICE IF REPEATED
IDA --- REMOVED TO HOSPITAL
JOHN -- RETURNED TO HOME OR FAMILY
KING -- TAKEN TO DISTRICT STATION
LINCOLN - INFORMATION REPORT SUBMITTED
MARY -- ISSUED TRAFFIC CITATION
NORA -- ISSUED NON-TRAFFIC SUMMONS
OCEAN - ADVISED LEGAL HELP
PAUL -- OTHER POLICE SERVICE
ROBERT -- ARREST MADE
XRAY -- MISCELLANEOUS REPORT
YOUNG -- ANIMAL BITE REPORT

10-4

SWINGING A SWORD HAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK AMERICA

A SWORD!

A FUCKING SWORD

WE WUZ SAMURAI AN SHIET

MAN WITH A KNIFE

SUSPECT SWINGING A FUCKING SWORD

it would be very painful

4330 lawndale, man with a knife no confirmed race, but we all know who it is

10-21 ROBERT ARE YOU CLEAR?

Fuck she sounded so perky and cute

Male swinging a fucking sword at someone.

A FUCKING SWORD

If you want to die of alcohol poisoning, sure

>swinging a sword
WHAT THE FUCK

*unsheathes katana*
*starts swinging it in the air*

pssh...nothin personnel...nigga

sword swinging not sure at someone or in air BAHAHHAHAAAaaaaaa

A bingo card would be better

Just crime after crime. Niggers can't into society

Fucking ninja alert

tfw no qt police dispatch gf

...

Thanks Robert.

dumb ass swinging a sword

jesus the key shit omg

THE KEYs, CHECK THEM YOU MONGS

"how to get shot, a guide"

I CANT COPY BECAUSE SOMEBODY HAS OPEN KEYS

...

This chick about to go ballistic

Robert isnt the criminal, it's one of the cops dumbass

all night with the keys. not sure who the fuck they have working tonight.

Step 1. Be black
Step 2. Have sword.

>uuhhm
hhhhnnnnnnggggg

...

made me laugh out loud on the BART. Thanks dickhead.

hahahahhahhahahahah fuck someone is fucking with her.

I love watching Nigs at Nite

They're all thicc
But thats my preference anyway

LARGE GROUP OF PEOPLE FIGHTING

Nigga you dumb. It's a new meme.

...

LARGE GROUP FIGHTING
BEATING WHITE MALE
LMAO

Gang beat down

FUCKING KIDS LOITERING

>when dispatch doesn't know what crime scene you're guarding

8 to 10 urban youths fighting

...

>Large group of people fighting, beating on one male

we know its niggers

THAT SOFT VOICE

"How can I help you"

MY GOD MY HEART IS MELTING

>8-10 male black teens harrassing customers

Why am I not surprised

LARGE GROUP BEATING ONE PERSON UP!!

WWUUURRRLLLL SSTTTAAAAAAAA

FUCKING WHITE MALE (with bat)

sshhhhhh robert is speaking

8 to 10 black meals annoying costumers

bunch of kids loitering or something

white male with whtie bag looking "for some more"

there should be a glossary for all the codes and stuff

WHITE MAN WITH A BAT, RACE WAR STARTS TONIGHT BABY!

maria is suicidal

Robert = Arrest made you dingus

White male worth a bat

suicidal male

shut the fuck up dude what the fuck.

They call him "Race War Robert"

i thought that was roger

red shorts! oh my! hispanic door bell ringer from last night!!!?

>male black 1964
>still dinduing
fugging hell