The meme is becoming real

>the meme is becoming real

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>inb4 uni lad

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He's too old.

He's too dark

Russian accent:
you are probably wondering how we new it was you mr bond

look around you

thats not really a meme, he's been in the conversation

a meme would be casting idris elba to play Achilles in a Troy remake

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>Asking his primary school love experts who’d they’d like to go on a Valentine’s date with, Elba was met with responses of ‘Olly Murs’, ‘Ariana Grande’, and ‘James Bond’.

HOLY FUCKING GRASPING FOR STRAWS, FUCK OFF OP

>Jewish media targets another white cultural icon and recasts them as a black/gay/female, to subtly encourage conflict in society and distract the white middle class from being able to congregate to assert their social and political interests against the elite globalist class.

Yep, it's the same game.

Isn't there a popular theory that the moniker "James Bond" is actually a code name anyway? It explains why he's lived through the ages in different incarnations played by different secret agents who've taken up the mantle.

he was so shitty in Beasts of No Nation. This bitch literally plays the same character, gimself in everything. Cannot act. Jlaw 2.0.

Good thing he looks like a freak on screen and is done.

arent all spynames a code name surely these top secret agents arent going around making sure everyone knows their real name

I'll tell you a secret, there are black people in Russia. They're mostly college students, but they exist.

except his family, the Bonds, surfaces now and then

>Isn't there a popular theory that the moniker "James Bond" is actually a code name anyway?

It's a retarded theory, if people actually watched James Bond they'd know why.

I'd actually like to see that just so people can see how much less money a black bond is gonna make.

Also the girl with the giant her is a qt.

YAAAASSSSS

the next bond after him will be a woman, we are so fucked.

It's wrong. there is only two James Bonds. The 007 is his code name.
Craig's was a reboot.

why is nobody calling out OP on his bullshit? Why is Sup Forums so full of fucking retards that believe everything at face value?

Isn't Daniel Craig signed on for at least another film, if not two? I like Idris too but he'd also be quite old.

>the next bond is also the next doctor who is a trans black lesbian in the body of a robot

this doesn't work because James Bond is good at fitting into posh crowds.

How is a black guy going to stay incognito in a casino or chateau full of rich white people?

I stopped caring about Bond years ago. I saw Casino Royal in theaters and walked out before it was over.

you russian?
in st petes there are whites only

Who the fuck wants Tom Hardy of all people to become the next Bond?

I hate blacks as much as the rest of Sup Forums, but between him and Idris Elba I'd much rather have Elba.

I stopped caring about Bond years ago. I saw Casino Royal in theaters and walked out before it was over.

>dc is 5'10"
>idris is 6'3"
>bane pretends to be 5'9"

There is no way Tom Hardy is 5'9". He is towered over by everyone in everything. When will they learn?

>girl mentions bond
>elba clearly gives a knowing look to the camera

What bullshit ? It is a big hint you basement dwelling cunt

i actually think he'd be better than tom hardy, i don't know if hardy can pull off suave or charming. he tends to play the thug in everything i've seen him in at least

>>elba clearly gives a knowing look to the camera


WOW HE LIKE

TOTALLY

LIKE

LOOKED AT THE CAMERA

THIS IS PROOF PEOPLE

You gargle cum and ask for seconds you gullible nonce.

>st petes there are whites only

No, there are black people St. Petes (I see at least 1-2 a day) but just how that user said, they are all students but not "mostly" they're literally all college students, I have never seen a black person in his/her thirties or a black child.

From ruski's point of view, black people do not age, when they are born they are already in their twenties, then they just get stuck at 25 and don't age further.

This

youtube.com/watch?v=pANuuUWYtKY

Our country doesn't care. They'll shove niggers in. Even in 19th century top end high society parties. They tried to hide him. He probably was part of the technical crew made to fill a slot.

These are lies, Putin has told me there are no blacks in Russia, just beautiful, refined women and loyal men.

And no criminals. Because there is no crime.

>cultural icon
>spy played by multiple actors and his job is to be hard to detect.

>meme
he's been the clear favorite on the betting sites for months

all russians are blacks but born wrong color

It says its a hint, it doesnt comfirm it as fact, how can you type but not read ?

Really strange.

wait, is it already time for valentines?

JUST FUCK OFF

EVERYTHING HAS TO BE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE POOR AND MAKE UP LITERALLY LESS THAN 1% OF THE COUNTRY

FUCK OFF AND STOP STEALING OUR HISTORY AND OUR CULTURE YOU UNGRATEFUL FUCKS

>you now realise that we will have to watch successive bond girls get BLACKED

but idris is rich as fuck

Its 3% but i do agree

>tfw its probably more now because of you english fucks

unless it's a black bond girl

Yeah but most black people are poor, so they through in a black person to make all the poor black people feel included in a society that nobody even wants them in.

It's like the Oscars being %0% black this year even though they make up like 15% of the American population.

They just need to fuck off and make their own films and their own awards.

*30%

>unilad
>horribly baseless clickbait article about "omg idras elbow is jb!!!"

Kill yourself, all of you gullible fucks

>announcement is made
>few bitching here and there but not a big deal
>media runs story of OUTRAGE AND DEATH THREATS ALL BECAUSE A BLACK MAN IS IN THEIR FAVORITE MOVIE SERIES
>free publicity and the rich cunts producing it get to morally grandstand
i fucking hate this world

Considering the Chinese love England and Bond, and hate black people, I don't think Sony would ever risk a black Bond. It would get decimated in the Asian market.

I'm ready

Didn't the movie creators say James Bond is done because evil Donald Trump was elected? So which is it? We're getting idris Elba ad the next Bond or Bond movies are done?

It's like they just say shit to get into the news.

>well hung black guy and a bunch of little white girls
YOU JUST KNOW

I want an Asian James Bond dagnabit

It's the Asian man's time to shine.

No more African American affirmative actions please

I only saw two or three in russia during my whole life.

but we just had a gruff physical bond in Daniel Craig, I like Elba but he's pushing 50 isnt he?

>Really strange.

Your passive aggressive faggotry is par for the course though, and nice contradicting , chode.

Just keep craig and take fincher to direct, sorkin to write the screenplay and deakins for picture and you will literally have the best james bond movie ever made

>THE NAMES BOND, NIGGA

what the fuck
t. non white

>Old ghetto James Bond

No thanks.

There's rich black people.

Elba is just a shit choice. So is Tom Hardy.

That guy who played Loki is actually a perfect choice. Even went to Bond's RL school.

...

James Bond is white. Get over it.

Idris is too damn old for Bond

I wanted him 10 years ago, but not now

>There's rich black people


They're called rappers and basketball players muh nigga, and THEREFORE recognizable.

I.e. Shit storyline when the protagonist is a secret agent who's missions rely on stealth.

Why do we give a shit about Bond anymore?

Is this what happens when your franchise attacks George Soros?

How did the Bond franchise attack Soros?

Or it could be that they're films made over a long period of time
You wouldn't start making up fan theories about Hannibal being a codename just because Anthony Hopkins and Mads Mikkelson both played him
They're all films based on books where Bond was the same character anyway