Is Hank a bad friend for not telling Dale?

Is Hank a bad friend for not telling Dale?

Other urls found in this thread:

kingofthehill.wikia.com/wiki/Peggy's_Headache
dailymotion.com/video/x23shjs_320-dog-dale-afternoon_shortfilms
youtu.be/8eyU7qAJ8zg
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Snitches get stitches

Hake is a good friend 4 even putting up with Dale.

yes. if true.


Episode? i know i seen it but dont remember how it plays out.

Everybody in the neighborhood except Peggy knew.

Hank knows most of the series, if not the entire seires

But they talk about more in the episode where Peggy finds out
kingofthehill.wikia.com/wiki/Peggy's_Headache

This episode disgusted me. The fact that Nancy and Redcorn are having an affair, Hank knew about it the whole time, didn't do anything, Peggy withdrawing her attempt to tell Dale, nah, not on, disgusting. If I was a character on King of the Hill, I would've told Dale immediately, no ifs, no buts. Marriage is a beautiful and sacred bond between two people who love each other. I think I've proven my point.

this. Hank's a cuck

Dale knew and was playing dumb to spite Redcorn by never letting him be a father to Joseph.

Nope
Dale woulda killed someone

This desu. I never found this humorous or funny on any way. It just made me angry and frustrated.

this

paying for someone elses kid really showed that pathetic cuck.
all white males should do it.

Redcorn was emotionally devastated in the Thanksgiving episode when Joseph learns that Redcorn's tribe had cannibalistic traditions.

>that episode where Redcorn gets butthurt that Dale cucked him out of his firstborn son

Dale does get cucked throughout the series but in the end, he cucks Redcorn out of his son and lover.

Yes. Dale being too stupid to see he's been cucked doesn't excuse his silence. No true friend would do this.

theres an entire episode ABOUT THIS EXACT THING. eat cocks pleb.

>No true friend would do this.

A true friend wouldn't release fire ants on his neighbor's lawn to purposely sabotage it either.

>>hes too gen y to get a good indian joke

Its FUNNY because WE TOOK THEIR LAND and ultimately their children too. KEK.

>His progeny is given a better life he could ever provide for him. Can still have a relationship with him later.
>The slut he's been screwing for years willingly leaves on her own when she's old and worn out, freeing him to pursue a younger one

Yes, he's the real loser in all this.

>muh shitty joke
>muh john and joesph
wtf i love cuckoldry now.

I guess that's one way to look at it.

Another way is that he lost out on being a dad. He never got to raise his son. He never got all those moments of spending time with his child during his kid's formative years. He never got to teach his boy to be a man. He never got to be a father, just a sperm donor.

He might enter his "son's" life later, maybe reveal that he's the genetic father, but he'll never actually be his dad, the man who raised him and cared for him.

Also, I really wonder what kind of woman would want Redcorn. I understand that he might find some women (probably other older, married women) to have sex with, but I doubt he'll ever have the kind of companionship that comes with someone who becomes your life partner. He'll never really share his life with another person.

Reality is, Redcorn had his fun, but he's going to die alone, without any real family to his name. He'll probably be unmourned, save for maybe Dale (if he's still alive when Redcorn dies). When Dale dies, he'll have real family and friends show up to his funeral. He'll have people who call him grandpa who will miss him. And who will miss Redcorn? Again, just Dale.

He was a good friend.

Why didn't his friends just beat the shit out of Redcorn and get him to fuck off out of town?

Remember the episode where Hank stole Dale's lawnmower and people thought Dale was a gunman in a tower? From about 19:40 to 20:00 on this video sums it up quite nicely:

dailymotion.com/video/x23shjs_320-dog-dale-afternoon_shortfilms

"Dale, if I could do it again, I'd... hey, what the heck is that? I am too your friend, I'm as good a friend as a weirdo like you is ever going to have."

Hank is a great friend to Dale and as far as he can tell, Dale is happy. Besides, it's not like Nancy was using Dale for anything. She was the breadwinner in the family and he was happy with Joseph, so there was no reason for Hank to get involved. All he'd do is open a can of worms that had nothing to do with him.

megacuck rationalization holy shit lmao

Peggy tried to tell the truth to Dale but she couldn't because Dale is so clueless it would probably lead Dale to suicide.

That's assault and battery.

we get it. you dont understand the power of stealing an entire continent of children because youre fixated of the act of cucoldry for whatever sociallyengineered reasons. thanks for pointing it out. weld never have known how little your underage mind understands without your repeated posts here..

>stealing
Trading beads for land isn't theft

Redcorn dies of alcoholism like the dirty indian he is. Alone and unloved. Genetic winner maybe but ultimate life loser.

>cookies

those look like fucking antacid tablets

Ok. Get out of your mommys basement. Heres some beads and blankets with AIDS. kek.

Imagine if they ever did an episode where the truth came out and then they ran a DNA test on Joseph and he actually is Dale's son and he really does look like that because Dale had a Navajo grandmother

don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again

The dynamic of their marriage doesn't make any sense because he isn't a "provider" - she has a much better job than him and his constant shenanigans are a net drain on the household

If she's not in it for the money and she's not in it for the romance then why the fuck are they married period

This guy gets it.

why are you angry at white men? Just because we won again after we elected the white president?

He's a good husband, just not financially or sexually.

Momentum. Plus they live in Texas where having a divorce to run away with your lover is probably looked down on, especially for a TV personality.
Plus, she DID love him, before and after.

Not telling Dale about what?

Go play boggle Peggy

Yeah, those are good answers, too.

Not really sure what's she supposed to get out of leaving Dale for Redcorn, anyways. Redcorn was a bigger loser than Dale, only thing he had going for him was sex, which isn't something that's going to last, and she could get sex from Redcorn without leaving Dale.

Seriously?
Red corn go some oussy sure,but his women and his son are dales and thats gotta hurt for a native.

Lmao at the cuck justifications itt

Stop projecting Chief Begs-For-Tendies

Tell you what man got dem big ol talkin bout god dang big ol cuckolds mang taking all our wives mang

Maybe native Americans never built a resistance to old world dieseases and thats why they all got wiped out.
It had nothing to do with "aids"
They never have the dieseases that Europe had an thus no resistance.
But keep spouting aids like a 12 year old who never went to social study's.

I'll tell ya I hate Nancy
Sure is a beautiful day. yay.

i can't say SUS without someone giggling

Dale was a lunatic. You cannot upset lunatics.

Yep

This is pretty much the case. The same thing happened in reverse when Africa was colonised. The Africans had diseases that the Europeans hadn't been exposed to before.

kek

>Reality is, Redcorn had his fun, but he's going to die alone, without any real family to his name.

He got back with another former lover that had his daughter.

It's that episode where Bill dates a woman and turns out she's Redcorn's baby mama. She leaves Bill for him and Redcorn finally has a family.

Also, Joseph almost ends up hooking up with his own sister.

The Tragedy of Bill

I understand that they're just trying to do this endless gag about failure and disappointment, but they shouldve thrown him a bone on this episode or gone with the darkest route and let him die.

This.

He probably didn't want Dale to become another Bill.

That's actually a good thing you know. Negative emotions from a silly comedy is the cornerstone of kino

And then she's never heard of again, probably because she moved out of Redcorn's place when she realized what a loser he was.

Also, if she stayed, Redcorn would be raising another man's kid (since she also had a son from another man).

he did it to himself. he could've been happy with the governor but he left her for his ex wife. He could've gotten married with one of his cousin's widows but he chose to fuck around instead of choosing one to continue the family name

I couldn't eat that murrican tv "meal" shit even at gunpoint

That pic is literally more disturbing and revolting than any gore i've seen lately

The joke is that Dale is the most schizophrenic paranoid conspiracy theorist on the planet, but that he can't recognize something so plain and obvious in his own personal life.
They even have an entire episode dedicated to emphasize this point where he comes to the conclusion that it was aliens.

And outside of being a decent father, he's a really shitty person in general and frequently acts as the foil of the episode when none is provided. If anyone deserves to get cucked, it's Dale.

I don't think you understand what cuckolding is.

I don't think you understand life.

SUNDAY

SEAKING SEAKING SEAKING

>If she's not in it for the money and she's not in it for the romance then why the fuck are they married period
He's a good father.

My mother's best friend since high school married her high school sweet heart. They have been married since the late 70s and her husband has cheated on her a known two times. She has stuck around with him for all these years without divorcing him because he is one hell of a father and always involved in his son's lives and loves them to death.

Women want kids and need a good father. It's hard to find a man that is willing to put in the effort of sticking around by his children and raising them right.

She knows the alternative to Dale is Redcorn, who is known around town for hooking up with women and leaving them. She knows he is perfectly fine with another man taking his responsibility of raising a child, what does that say about how he could be as a father to her? The other alternative to Dale or Redcorn would to raise her child as a single mother or roll the dice to find someone better than Dale.

Bread winner of the house hold or not, and whether Dale knows it or not, Dale is in complete control of their relationship because of how much she values her son having a good father around.

>superbowl Sunday
>taking place in Texas
>Cowboys and Texans not playing tonight.

Who would hank support? I think he's a Patriots guy.

>>Cowboys and Texans not playing tonight.

Then there is no Superbowl.

BOGGLE

stop

this a billion times.

hank is a good man.

>not tits
>not ass
How depressing.

GO SOONERS

Everyone seems to forget that dale is really good at romancing. They had that one episode where he romanced Nancy pretty fucking good

Dale is a conspiracy theorist, he can never properly deal with reality. When faced with reality he changes his beliefs as a defense mechanism to keep him from having to face that reality. If Hank told him Nancy was cheating and his child wasn't actually his, he would think Aliens impregnated Nancy, that John redcorn was an alien, or that Hank was working for government agents or Aliens to try and hurt/get info on Dale.

Redcorn would have beat their asses.

>that episode where bill goes to nawlins and bangs his cousin

When you get older you'll realize this kind of shit is none of your business. It's their life not yours.

That said I agree that one of his friends should have said something. As an outsider the best thing you or I can do is stfu and let them live their fucked up lives. However, if you know Dale since highschool (or even before that) and you call yourself his friend, I can't fathom why you wouldn't tell him he's a cuckold and prove it to him. It's just an all around dick move.

>deciding not to ruin your unstable lifelong friend's life by taking his family away from him is a dick move

only one was his cousin the rest were just widows who were once married to his cousins

It would literally destroy dale if he found out especially if someone close to him told him about it. For dales sake he needs to find out on his own and decide for himself what he needs or wants to do.

He actually didn't bang his cousin, that was the issue he was trying to avoid that, but he still scored with two non-blood hotties

>his cousin
>singular

He fucked all of them

No he didn't he only fucked the other 2 that weren't his kin. That other flamboyant cousin of his told him who his actual cousin was.

Bill has had so many bones thrown his way through the course of the show. That's the point of his character, that he's his own worst enemy.

youtu.be/8eyU7qAJ8zg
See for yourself.

>Dale is happy
>he's a good dad
>tell him
>he leaves Nancy
>Nancy gets custody of Joseph
>Dale is no longer a dad
>Dale is unhappy

>that one episode where Joseph wants to hang out with Bobby and he needs money so he asked his dad.
>dale gave him the very last few dollars he had to his son so he could enjoy himself with his friend.

Is having a dad all that great you guys? It can't be that different right?

>static gif
geez, no wonder your dad left. he flew the coop after realizing he was fathering an autistic subhuman

That's just a snowball effect of not telling him when you first realized it. Once everyone kept it to themselves too long telling him was really destructive, that said though, imagine Dale finding out 13 years later on his own or from his wife after a particularly scornful fight instead of finding out from his friends when the baby gets home.

In the second scenario he's devastated sure, but he has a support network. In the second he's devastated and no longer trusts his support network.

You're banking on you being a shitty friend just never being discovered by anyone more principled than you or the person you're being shitty to.

I would've let him find out for himself, but I would have lead him on the path to finding out.

If Dale would have learned that his wife was cheating on him, John redcorn was cucking him, and his own son wasn't actually his, and on top of that, that EVVVVERYBODY knows it, he would be on suicide watch.

I would have found out some way to leave a crumb trail leading up to finding out his wife is cheating, but let him come to the conclusion on his own, as someone with noone to talk to when he finds out, he will tell me when he does, and I can help him through it.

So the question is, should you tell someone that is happy all of this? No. Do they have the right to know? Yes.

Hank is not a bad friend for telling Dale. He decided to let his friend be happy. That was Hanks choice not to get involved, but no matter what the "friend" does in this situation, it's not a bad decision or their fault.

It depends on the dad but yeah it's usually a good thing to have one.

>Have tons of "massage clients" that you bang all the time
>Not to mention you are even fucking your friends wife
>Didn't even pull out
>Your friend is paying for your kid
>Rolling in the money cuz single male with no responsibilities

Is John Redcorn the ultimate alpha?

>Is John Redcorn the ultimate alpha?

Right up until he has to recover the land the white man took from his people

>lives in a trailer pulled behind his truck
>always broke
>doesn't seem to have any actual friends
>only living relative doesn't know he's related to and makes fun of you for being a creep
>cries in public
>likes hair metal
No.

>When you get older you'll realize this kind of shit is none of your business. It's their life not yours.

This. Experience with being the shot messenger who loses friends and loved ones for being the whistle blower and the barer of bad news will eventually see you all learn that you never butt into anyone else's business.

>only be attractive to a bunch of old women who are bored with their husbands
>live in a shitty trailer in poverty on land the government gave you out of pity
>also the land sucks
>desperately want to be a part of your son's life but fail at every feeble attempt because you're not man enough to be a dad
>the only friend you have is a man you've wronged, something that makes him feel guilty all the time
>joseph will eventually maybe get the land willed to him, but he'll just sell it off, and with that, the last of redcorn's legacy will have died (not that it was much of a legacy at all)

He's a pathetic loser. Dale's more of an alpha than him, and Dale is a literal cuckold. I'd even say he's beneath Bill because at least Bill has friends and isn't as poor. Having sex might seem like a big accomplishment if you haven't done it before, but really, it's not that impressive, especially if you're just porking dumpy, old, used-up housewives.

thanks for this thread. I forgot how kino koth is

Hmm... Cotton's son sure looks a lot like Dale...