Go to the theatre to watch some kino

>Go to the theatre to watch some kino
>I don't the pass penis inspection so I'm forced to work the popcorn mines as punishment

>tfw when someone clogged the shower drain with shit again

Are you bored? Maybe want to say something but you have nothing to discuss?

Make posts like this and let everyone know you're a Sup Forums-tier memeing cunt.

>go to kinoplex with girlfriend
>Single Seater Sunday special is in effect but it's the only time we can go this week
>enter line
>full of autistic man children in Nintendo shirts talking about Drive
>some idiot strides in wearing a Scorpion jacket, blasting Nightfall from a Windows Phone
>look across to girlfriend to laugh
>she's not there
>look down
>I'm holding a windows phone with driving gloved hands
>glance up
>see my reflection
>I am the driver...
>whisper
>"I drive...."

desu there should be more fun shiposting on this board instead of the dozens of Sup Forums bait threads

>Sup Forums is for serious discussion

I think this might not be the site for you.

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THIS.

>visit local cinema
>pass the obstacle course, the penis inspection and the crab leg eating contest with flying colors
>get to my seat
>after 3 hours of commercials, trailer, circus shows and trained falcon dance numbers the gong is finally hit
>movie starts
>it's not a movie
>the screen is showing a thread on Sup Forums
>it's a thread with greentexts about cinema visits
>the screen scrolls down slow enough for everyone in the audience to read every story
>I recognize these stories
>i-it's it's THIS thread
>I'm confused and scared
>wtf is going on?
>start sweating
>heart beating faster
>feels like my head is going to expl

lol'd

mid lel

>I don't the pass penis inspection
Retarded frog poster

>popcorn mines

Boy oh boy this meme keeps getting better haha

>go to le kino theatre
>le falcon
>le crab legs
>le designated shooter
>le Reddit
>le /r/Sup Forums

>go to local kino venue
>get escorted outside by the owner of the joint because I'm drunk and stirring trouble

true story, happenned this friday

It happened Thursday and you know it

>go to local kínoráma
>buy a ticket for Avengers: Rise of the Vulva for 74,99$
>the cashier leans over the counter handing me the ticket and a polymer-framed, short recoil-operated, locked-breech semi-automatic Glock pistol
>the ticket says "Congratulations, today you're the designated cinema shooter, have fun operating!"
>I nod at the cashier, she nods back
>Sit on the far left near the first row
>wait for the ads and goat sacrifices to pass
>opening credits finally start
>I immediately get up and shoot up the whole row
>whole theater get's up in excitement and start clapping and cheering as I reload
>I proceed to shoot up the whole theater with a tear in my eye, trying my hardest not to make anyone feel ignored
>the kids birthday section were visibly the most excited
>as I finish the cinema staff comes in congratulating and sweeping the spilled popcorn and blood
>they even let me keep the Glock
>manager even sends me a thank you card at my home for the good work

Best 74,99$ ever spent.

I can tell you just got here

if they ever hire you again, let me know, I'd love to die in a cinema.

sad!

>go to the local Multi-plex
>watch movie
>go home
>cry myself to sleep

>THE BROKEN ARE THE MORE EVOLVED

Is he /ourguy/?

falcon, anvil and showerposting are the best memes that ever came out off Sup Forums

that includes baneposting

>anvil posting

?

I hate it when I miss memes

kek desu

>he doesn't know about Anvil Hoarder
Get this hothead out of here so we can discuss Bauer's friendship with LaDupont.

>decide to go to a special screening of the Criterion Collection edition of The Anvil Hoarder (1930).
>Get to my seat, set up my anvil and start to heat up my coals. People around me are doing the same.
>Film starts, people begin hammering their anvils in time with the music.
>Realize I've forgotten my hammer at home.
>try to enjoy the film, but it's just not the same when you're not hammering.
>leave halfway through.

Why even live ?

So how was the movie?