best simpsons jokes
Best simpsons jokes
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Jace Taylor
Knock knock
Who's there?
Simpsons
Simpsons who?
Who are the Simpsons? A long running cartoon.
Elijah Lee
That part they changed to HD. Their lack of quality was hilarious. They can switch back now
Juan Richardson
inb4 chuck's fuck and suck
Nolan Jenkins
Guy incognito
Henry Powell
Smithers had thwarted my earlier attempt to take candy from a baby, but with him out of the picture, I was free to wallow in my own crapulence
Brandon Morales
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Kayden Campbell
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Luis Rivera
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Jordan Jones
You first, that's just a picture of Mr. Snrub.
Michael Bailey
This is a thousand monkeys working at a thousand typewriters.
Soon they'll have written the greatest novel known to man.
Lets see....
It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.
You stupid monkey!!”
Jace Martinez
Cool...personalized plates! "Barclay"..."Barry"..."Bert"... "Bort"? Aw, come on. Bort?
Mommy, mommy! Buy me a license plate.
No. Come along, Bort.
Are you talking to me?
No, my son is also named Bort.
(Later, over the PA)
We need more Bort license plates in the Gift Shop. Repeat, we are sold out of Bort license plates.
Jeremiah Bailey
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Angel James
holy fuck someone actually posted it the right way round
Kevin Rogers
>O'uoh!
Caleb Sanchez
Who was this guy? Why didn't Snrub ever turn up again? It seemed like he and Smithers had a relationship of some kind.
Cooper James
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Luis Sullivan
I heard he got edited out of later episodes after the test audiences confused him with Mr Burns
Jordan Green
>now there's two exceptions and it gets a little tricky
>Adirondack cider can be yelluh IF you use late season apples
>and of course in Canada the whole thing's flipflopped
Elijah Brooks
That cult episode scared me as a kid.
Asher Wood
Probably misses his old glasses.
Aaron Howard
Works on contingency? No, money down!
Luis Richardson
I know you can read MY thoughts, boy
Noah Hill
Please refrain from tasting the knob.
Cameron Ross
Maud was so hot. Too bad Flanders only had two children, I like to imagine Maud wanted to have unprotected sex for the sole purpose of procreation every night, yet they only have two kids.
Carter Robinson
Reminds me of the nightmares I had from the X-files episode as a kid.
Luis Parker
>chuck's fuck and suck
Never heard of it
Ryan Walker
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Logan Bennett
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Samuel Harris
Shut the fuck up and don't mention it again. Don't ruin yet another simpsons thread
Brandon Allen
AH-E-YO
E-YOO-AH
>shh!
ah-e-yo
e-yoo-ah
Henry Thomas
Don't
Jonathan Barnes
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Michael Diaz
fuck, I was way too late
Nolan Sullivan
Doink!
Asher Gomez
I don't get it
Oliver Wright
Why was Moleman black?
Lincoln Foster
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Jordan Stewart
Same reason as SMithers
Angel Kelly
best.hidden.joke.in.pre.watershed.tv.ever
Colton Carter
Four Krustys
Joshua Harris
just ask this scientician
Adam Gomez
Smither's, I'm home
What? Already?
Yes
Is it just me or is television getting worse?
Eh, it's about the same
Matthew Anderson
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Nathan Campbell
One smoke detector's enough for Mad Dog
Ryan Jones
I heard he was from somewhere very far way
Dominic Rogers
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Remember the Mr Plow/Plow King episode? That was great.
Alexander Young
So simple yet so funny
Noah Jenkins
The one where they find the angel skeleton always spooked me
Leo Murphy
BOO URNS
Bentley Perry
Well, we still love you, Ciggy.
Juan Hall
drinking has ruined his life
Mason Thompson
You just made an ex-Green Beret mad.
Jaxon Campbell
>sneeds feed and seed
>chucks fuck and suck
Robert Lopez
IT'S IN REVELATIONS, PEOPLE!
Isaac Moore
The entire show is a joke.
Isaac Anderson
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Levi Thomas
Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognised by his high-top sneakers, and incredibly foul mouth.
Evan Ortiz
He's alright, but he's no bowl of Special K.
Cooper Morales
>you will never live in a latex condo
Nathan King
God damn, i miss witty simpsons
Dylan Roberts
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Noah Adams
>i think women and seamen don't mix
>we know what you think
Eli Young
Sebastian Ortiz
any site still host eps?
Isaac Parker
Yeah, well, Scooby-Doo can doo-doo! - but Jimmy Carter is smarter.
Asher Ortiz
>still no mention of the rashomon joke
Thomas Hill
>le
fucking reddit
Jaxson Hill
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Carson Torres
>Season 11
Camden Scott
Use your eyes nigga
Daniel Thompson
This is now a Mr Snrub thread
John Morris
Not now, I'm ... too drunk.
Ryan White
sheeit i ctrl + f and found no results
Jonathan Stewart
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Mason Mitchell
Joey...Joe Joe...Jr...Shabbadoo...
Matthew Jackson
Hey Maude, look who's helping me clean the chimney
Liam Rodriguez
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David Torres
I don't get this joke
Luke Morales
Really or you jokin? i can explain it, but i would simply suggesting watchign rashomon if you haven,t already
Noah Howard
Rashomon is a japanese movie where people recall an event they all witnessed.
After each telling, the net says that's not how they remember it and then tell their story.
Blake King
uncultured swine!
Oliver Peterson
Adam Miller
Hello, Mr. Thompson.
John Thomas
Caleb Gray
Levi Richardson
the part where the WRP guys give each other the silent side-eye slays me. like that's some classic Looney Tunes visual gag shit there
Grayson Hernandez
Nolan Rivera
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Adam Clark
oops wrong link
Michael Fisher
If i could have anything in life it would be a real version of this
If i ever become a millionaire its the firs thing im funding
Hunter Ramirez
The entirety of the Hank Scorpio episode should be saved in a vault for posterity
Noah Rivera
since most of you wont understand this one because its ebin new, the joke is that the simpsons is getting worse and by some point it will become the same meaningless catchphrases said over and over again, when homer looks out of the window he rememebrs happier times
Lucas Reyes
Uh oh! Look out, Smithers!
Brandon Brown
Troy McClure was the greatest character ever put to television
Grayson Diaz
best non-Last Exit to Springfield episode
Blake Reyes
grover cleveland spanked me on two non-consecutive occasions
Jacob Baker
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MENDOZAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Charles Cooper
Best episode and best song coming through