best simpsons jokes
Best simpsons jokes
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Simpsons
Simpsons who?
Who are the Simpsons? A long running cartoon.
That part they changed to HD. Their lack of quality was hilarious. They can switch back now
inb4 chuck's fuck and suck
Guy incognito
Smithers had thwarted my earlier attempt to take candy from a baby, but with him out of the picture, I was free to wallow in my own crapulence
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You first, that's just a picture of Mr. Snrub.
This is a thousand monkeys working at a thousand typewriters.
Soon they'll have written the greatest novel known to man.
Lets see....
It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.
You stupid monkey!!”
Cool...personalized plates! "Barclay"..."Barry"..."Bert"... "Bort"? Aw, come on. Bort?
Mommy, mommy! Buy me a license plate.
No. Come along, Bort.
Are you talking to me?
No, my son is also named Bort.
(Later, over the PA)
We need more Bort license plates in the Gift Shop. Repeat, we are sold out of Bort license plates.
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holy fuck someone actually posted it the right way round
>O'uoh!
Who was this guy? Why didn't Snrub ever turn up again? It seemed like he and Smithers had a relationship of some kind.
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I heard he got edited out of later episodes after the test audiences confused him with Mr Burns
>now there's two exceptions and it gets a little tricky
>Adirondack cider can be yelluh IF you use late season apples
>and of course in Canada the whole thing's flipflopped
That cult episode scared me as a kid.
Probably misses his old glasses.
Works on contingency? No, money down!
I know you can read MY thoughts, boy
Please refrain from tasting the knob.
Maud was so hot. Too bad Flanders only had two children, I like to imagine Maud wanted to have unprotected sex for the sole purpose of procreation every night, yet they only have two kids.
Reminds me of the nightmares I had from the X-files episode as a kid.
>chuck's fuck and suck
Never heard of it
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Shut the fuck up and don't mention it again. Don't ruin yet another simpsons thread
AH-E-YO
E-YOO-AH
>shh!
ah-e-yo
e-yoo-ah
Don't
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fuck, I was way too late
Doink!
I don't get it
Why was Moleman black?
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Same reason as SMithers
best.hidden.joke.in.pre.watershed.tv.ever
Four Krustys
just ask this scientician
Smither's, I'm home
What? Already?
Yes
Is it just me or is television getting worse?
Eh, it's about the same
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One smoke detector's enough for Mad Dog
I heard he was from somewhere very far way
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Remember the Mr Plow/Plow King episode? That was great.
So simple yet so funny
The one where they find the angel skeleton always spooked me
BOO URNS
Well, we still love you, Ciggy.
drinking has ruined his life
You just made an ex-Green Beret mad.
>sneeds feed and seed
>chucks fuck and suck
IT'S IN REVELATIONS, PEOPLE!
The entire show is a joke.
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Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognised by his high-top sneakers, and incredibly foul mouth.
He's alright, but he's no bowl of Special K.
>you will never live in a latex condo
God damn, i miss witty simpsons
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>i think women and seamen don't mix
>we know what you think
any site still host eps?
Yeah, well, Scooby-Doo can doo-doo! - but Jimmy Carter is smarter.
>still no mention of the rashomon joke
>le
fucking reddit
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>Season 11
Use your eyes nigga
This is now a Mr Snrub thread
Not now, I'm ... too drunk.
sheeit i ctrl + f and found no results
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Joey...Joe Joe...Jr...Shabbadoo...
Hey Maude, look who's helping me clean the chimney
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I don't get this joke
Really or you jokin? i can explain it, but i would simply suggesting watchign rashomon if you haven,t already
Rashomon is a japanese movie where people recall an event they all witnessed.
After each telling, the net says that's not how they remember it and then tell their story.
uncultured swine!
Hello, Mr. Thompson.
the part where the WRP guys give each other the silent side-eye slays me. like that's some classic Looney Tunes visual gag shit there
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If i could have anything in life it would be a real version of this
If i ever become a millionaire its the firs thing im funding
The entirety of the Hank Scorpio episode should be saved in a vault for posterity
since most of you wont understand this one because its ebin new, the joke is that the simpsons is getting worse and by some point it will become the same meaningless catchphrases said over and over again, when homer looks out of the window he rememebrs happier times
Uh oh! Look out, Smithers!
Troy McClure was the greatest character ever put to television
best non-Last Exit to Springfield episode
grover cleveland spanked me on two non-consecutive occasions
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MENDOZAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Best episode and best song coming through