/heem/: Tito

Tito

>UFC Middleweight Champion
>Mansion in California
>Loyal wife
>Beautiful children
>Most wins in the UFC
>Acting career and has been on Conan
>Great Podcast
>Main Eventing the MSG card
>Millionaire
>Saves lives

Truly the GOAT of our generation

Al bless

The GOAT of all generations.

Good OP.

Why did he change his twitter name to Alexander Jay

coral springs is a fudgepacker

Not true btw

WHY IS MICHAEL "The Can" BISPING STILL THE CHAMP? Order in the universe must be restored.

oh you and i both know thats true

recommend me a fight on fight pass that's better than jones vs gus

This is BispGOATs world now

Shogun/Hendo 1

hes the goat

Real friends, how many of us?
How many of us, how many jealous? Real friends
It's not many of us, we smile at each other
But how many honest? Trust issues
Switched up the number, I can't be bothered
I cannot blame you for havin' an angle
I ain't got no issues, I'm just doin' my thing
Hope you're doin' your thing too
I'm a deadbeat cousin, I hate family reunions
Fuck the church up by drinkin' at the communion
Spillin' free wine, now my tux is ruined
In town for a day, what the fuck we doin'?
Who your real friends? We all came from the bottom
I'm always blamin' you, but what's sad, you not the problem
Damn I forgot to call her, shit I thought it was Thursday
Why you wait a week to call my phone in the first place?
When was the last time I remembered a birthday?
When was the last time I wasn't in a hurry?

also I'll take pride fights

who has the biggest head in mma and why is it Tito Ortiz?

GOAT who almost lost to Dan "90 years old" Hendersold

Jacob Christopher Ortiz

i dont know if I like this pasta, its not original or funny desu

HGH is a helluva drug

It's a Kanye West song

i dont know if I like this pasta, its not original or funny desu

Almost doesn't count, Jones almost lost to Gus but he still won and is the GOAT.

I like Tito ops desu

TitOP

i understand that, thats why I say its not original, the bisping and poem ones are

Ah gotcha, I agree.

real thread here my guys

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Take your mental illness elsewhere.

Is there a person you're looking at?
*points directly at the brain damaged monkey hanging outside the cage*
I add me eye on Mike Perry. Me n u er meant to fite.

>based af

The difference is Gus was a legit contender and on his prime. Dinosaurs were roaming the earth last time Dan was on his prime.

Even in his prime he lost to Rampage Jackson LOL

this is the spammer

THAT WAS A LIGHTWEIGHT I'M A REAL WELTERWEIGHT

Funny how when he was at his football game we didn't get spammed with scat, then he comes back and we do.

really makes you think doesnt it

Grice vs Bermudez is the best fight of all time.

Fight me.

Missed the card.
Did Till praise Pinochet again?