Jessica Chastain

>39 years old
>No man
>No children

Where did it all go so wrong for her?

NASTY WOMAN

>Where did it all go so wrong for her?

Raping young boys

She's actually been with this one dude for a number of years Iirc.

I'm sure she'll find a nice Muslim to settle down with.

they both live in Brooklyn

if only she had a feminine penis

she's living the dream. life has no meaning anyway so who cares about reproducing.

Who says things are going poorly?

What would be in a relationship with Mommy be like?

She's gay, if blind items is anything to go by

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If I get double digits I will become mommy Chastain's new man.

She was so shitty in Zero Dark Thirty. This bitch literally plays the same character, gerself in everything. Cannot act. Jlaw 2.0.

Good thing she looks like a freak on screen and is done.

>implying muslims would want a woman past her breeding age

not too late to be a MOMMY if you know what I mean

that man is gay

>Where did it all go so wrong for her?

post more pics of her in that dress

You (and me)
>twenty-something
>no gf
>no children
where did it all go so wrong

Don't worry, I fixed her.

lol is it actually based on her?

Yes

I wonder how she'd react to it.

Probably childhood

Mom didn't love us enough or dad didnt teach us and therefore we grew up awkward with girls and scared of rejection. Girls smell this like a bloodhound and instantly know "I'm not fucking this guy". If we do eventually end up in a relationship we're scared that she'll cheat so we don't commit and eventually they leave.

That's probably where it went wrong.

>Mom didn't love us enough or dad didnt teach us
Both. A generation raised by single mothers.

In my case it was Dad being a workaholic. My mom started distancing herself from me when my grades slipped in middle school and she realized I wasn't going to be a perfect child.

>she will never be a real mommy like Bryce

Reminder that having children is dooming your own off spring to facing the full force of global warming, WW3 and inevitable pandemic.

>Reminder that having children is dooming your own off spring to facing the full force of global warming, WW3 and inevitable pandemic.
Only one of those is actually going to be a real problem. But I won't tell you which it is.

she'll never be as T H I C C either
Bryce will always be superior

Life has no meaning to people who fail to find meaning to their life.

>you will never kidnap Jessica Chastain, force feed her into thiccness, and make her bear dozens of your children
jdimsa

Bryce makes my dick cry pearly tears no matter what "mode" she is in.

that means that Bryce could never be a true mommy to you, because shes already a real mommy to other ASSHOLES.

Jessica is free to be a mommy to any one of us, and for that reason she is superior.

post some thicc bryce

she's getting /fit/ for JW2

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her face went wrong

>they will never be your touchy aunts

JDIMSA

>ife has no meaning anyway so who cares about reproducing.

Reproducing is the only meaning. Didn't you watch Planet Earth?

>tfw cant enjoy anything now because constantly thinking about death

>tfw cant even have fun with my not even 1 year old puppy because I know it will die and it will be heartbreaking for me

>realize I will die and what mostly likely happens is nothing.

I remember being 15

There's no age limit on an existential crisis

When you get older you will learn to ignore it

You'll eventually learn to not think about it. Or you'll go completely insane. One of the two.

Or accept the mystical and transcendent into your heart

Yeah like I said, or go completely insane.

Yes, Mr Durden...

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burn the coal...

We're all her sons.

based user i come later to that threat and didn't see the pic.

>implying that's something bad
lmao nigga you livin in the 50s?