Venezuelan thread #3
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DOGGO WON'T STARVE EDITION
Venezuelan thread #3
Gabriel Price
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twitter.com
Jacob Bell
EAT WELL PUPPER
Aaron Morales
OH THANK GOD I was really worried about him
Tyler Bell
Already a thread for vennies, see While you look for it
Eli Thomas
Do you eat tacos and burritos?
Landon Edwards
Good looking out for man's best friend, Zuela
Mason Mitchell
I'd love some Taco Bell right now desu.
Asher Anderson
Give it a couple more months. Consider the female of the species as a fortress under siege; the best approach is to camp outside the walls and fend off the attacks while waiting for the inevitable cannibalism and surrender.
Isaac Nguyen
Where do you live? At least in what city?
Venezuelan emigrant asking with much sympathy
>hopefully abuela is ok...
Dominic Watson
>dog food
gof that bad
Lucas Howard
Stop shilling that thread
Jacob Perry
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Chase Robinson
greetings from the states, you commie jew fuck
Leo Long
You seem pretty sensible. I'm glad you stockpile for your pets. I do the same thing (although it's just incase, for emergencies).
Grayson Perez
Fug forgot to link
Benjamin Turner
Civil War when?
Kayden Sanders
Do get socialist free benefits? They say Cuba has one of the best healthcare systems in the world
Connor Martin
Are you enjoying the wonders of communism?
Angel Roberts
>start nationalizing the oil
>suddenly there's coups
Oy vey.
Adam Reyes
Where do you get your food? For both you and your dog.
Angel Kelly
>reply to the anons from the previous thread
Damn sorry to hear. There hare a lot of Venezuelans coming to Trinidad lately, most taking up jobs as bartenders. My cousin works in the airport, says a lot of mainlanders come with empty suitcases and leave with them full of groceries. So I can imagine how hard it is, literally paying for airfare just to be able to get the basics.
The last time I've ben to Vene was in 1999, the last time I've been to Margarita was in 2009. The only reason to go is that the women are drop dead gorgeous. Skin flawless, not a wrinkle, uniform complexion throughout. And these were regular women, not whores, I'd never degrade myself to whores. Normally we'd stay at Margarita villas or the hilton, But to hear what it has become is really saddening, had great times there, even on the mainland, even though i was 10 in '99. Stay strong bros, also post a paypal or patreon, will donate.
Ryder Reed
Oh, yeah, I definitely want Cuban Marxists working on my body.
Robert Miller
Are you anticipating the possability of food running out though?
Michael Anderson
When are you going to topple Maduro? Would students take support from other countries?
Ayden Torres
>79138641
How are you not robbed?
When you pick up food & stuff, are you fucked with?
Jayden Miller
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Jordan Peterson
>But where can we got the ones that wish to be a wife instead of roast beef having prostitutes?
Same place you do in your own country.
Colton Kelly
>I'd never degrade myself to whores
Yeah, me neither! I'd never pay for pussy!
Isaac Howard
Yeah well its free. And those doctors get paid as much as miners, so theres that..
Jaxon Price
Literally better than dying from something completely treatable like in the US.
Tyler Nelson
>free
FOUND ANOTHER BERNIE PERSON!
Mason Murphy
I'm not a nigger or a spic. I have health insurance like a respectable white person.
Hunter Wood
Are you worried desperate people might try and eat your doggo?
Isaiah Cruz
Woof
Thats a leftist thread
Of coursh
:)
Caracas, chacao
Doggo is my bestbud
Dec16 i hope
Free healthcare but the public system sucks unlike cuba
FUCK NO HALP
I wonder around, dog food aint subsidized so its easy but expensive
Of course, thats why i hoard a bit
Ian Thomas
>Avengers
fukkin dropped
Eli Lee
Can you get the doggo a pupper friend.
Thanks
Asher Allen
Venezuela gril POST STATS
>height
>weight
>age
>rate/10
and be honest. Also post your ideal guy.
Hunter Harris
nothing more than a shot of tequila, become the psychological predator, your wallet will thank you when your out on the Cunt Hunt
Eli Jenkins
Have you resorted to eating the dogfood? How stable is your food supply?
Matthew Campbell
>googles meet venezuelan women online
>first result is mail order brides
Please explain, Chavez
Bentley Howard
That would double the amount of money he has to spend on dog food. Dude has got enough issues.
Luke Flores
Disgusting.
Dylan Nelson
>my country is in the shitter
>hot damn it's my time to shine on Sup Forums!
Spend more time fixing your life and country, waste less time talking to virgins on a siamese fart porn appreciation forum.
Daniel Williams
Red meat and eating out is off limits basically, i havent eaten no dog food tho lol
Free day at work morrow edgelord
Christian Campbell
newfag pls go
Logan Edwards
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Jack Nelson
Do you have a sister?
Thomas Williams
How is private farms in Venezuela? Are there people growing vegetables and the like and hiding it from the government, and is it a widespread issue for your government?
Xavier Martinez
What could you buy for $100 US?
Alexander Roberts
If push comes to shove, dog food must be made safe for consumption by humans in case of survival situations, All major brands
Connor Long
>Also post your ideal guy.
Aryan or honorary asian aryan. This is a 10/10 for me.
Now I really have to go.
Jace Ross
9.5/10 Latina whore with big ol'titties.
Aiden Evans
Post pic or get out lil (((latina)))
William Thompson
Austin Thompson
Good luck!
James Watson
This. I'm like 95% sure I'm being rused, and that other 5% is only because I haven't gotten laid since March.
Henry Bell
Going to bed. Good luck Vuvuzelans.
I hope your commie dictactor gets dragged through the street and his grandchildren get their skulls stomped into pieces in a shit-filled gutter somewhere.
John Rodriguez
Did you voted for Maduro, ven?
Benjamin Cox
One of the other venbros said a case of beer costs like $20US but?
Owen Jones
Case o 36. Almost 1 month min wage
Nope
Landon Ross
>country going to shit
>starving all over
>still has money and time to own/use a computer with an internet connection
Henry Rogers
>Wow its so difficult to shitpost on Sup Forums over subsidized power and a cellphone with clover!
Kevin Martin
Stay safe commieanon. Buenas noches
Nolan Watson
>>country going to shit
>>refugees all over
>>still has money and time to own/use a computer with an internet connection in Canada
Michael Mitchell
Por que no te vas como todos yo. Si quieres me caso contigo para que tengas la ciudadanía Canadiense en un segundo y te vuelvas otra marioneta de el sagrado weed man. La única condición es que tienes que ser tremenda mamahueva. Nada más del sentido sexual no de el otro si no me hago una Donald Trump y te saco corriendo.
No as pensado en empezar a comer esa comida de perro y así todo el mundo te llamaría perrita?
Jose Robinson
>country going to shit
>people not reproducing
>still has time to be a NEET neckbeard kissless virgin shitposting loser
Henry Bennett
I'd be willing to take a qt virgin Venezuelan girl off your hands for free. Got any to spare?
Lincoln Miller
yeah Venezuelans are exaggerating their situation.
Parker Anderson
If you try real hard you'll find pics I once posted on Sup Forums.
Now for real. See you next time if I'm still alive.
Ryder Foster
Im not the fag that was scamming dumbasses for bitcoins saying he was a gurl
Nope
Just come over and take your pick
Charles Parker
>tfw poor as fuck in a fucked up country
>tfw can't save a cute venezuelan chica from starvation, making a one-year honeymoon trip through all the coast of Brazil fucking like crazy in a different beach every night
Why even live?
Andrew Ward
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Camden Adams
Tits or gtfo
Brayden Hill
Get it fucking right.
Logan Perez
I didn't ask for a single bitcoin or dollar, thanks.
Robert Williams
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Asher Lopez
Tetas o pal carajo
Noah Baker
at least they can refill the country themselves if they change their minds
that's also what's happening here right now, with no immigrants europa.eu
Josiah Gutierrez
From my point of view the Jedi are evil.
Tyler Watson
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Daniel Sanchez
Leave already fake gril
Kayden Nguyen
Enough whiteknight gib money shit, just talk about Venezuela.
Jackson Bell
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Grayson Martinez
this shit makes me laugh every time
Bentley Martinez
Miért nem dugik senki?
Asher Long
A la mierda me salió de Valencia el marico este.
Have 6 años que no vivo en Caracas, como se ve ahora?
Aún existes buoneros o ya los exterminaron a todos?
Lucas Martinez
Quit being so tsundere.
Levi Richardson
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Nathan Bell
This; just kiss already and be done with it.
Nicholas Rivera
En petare esta hasta el culo de buhoneros, en el centro son un poco menos ya
Ian Davis
He's taken
Samuel Gray
>insulting Trudeau
Alright you're cool now.
Cameron Sanchez
what kind of dog do you have?
Kevin Taylor
are you actually from venezuela op
are people getting killed
when will videos be uploaded to liveleak
Eli Diaz
Va a haber guerra civil chamo?
Noah Gonzalez
Do you think Obama whispered "Inshallah" to Because It's 2015 Man?
Kevin Long
Who's the bigger Muslim is my question.
Charles Wright
Bueno no importa, si eres inteligente no vas a visitar Petare a menos de que vivas allá.
Y los heladeros tío rico con su cancioncita burda de arrecha aún pasan?
O las personas que pasaban cada fin de semana gritanto "el queso" como unos mamahuevos por la mañana para vender un queso que sabía a mierda
Los autobuses públicos aún funcionan? Me recuerdo que eso autobuses eran coño de madre y nunca de paraban, uno tenía que agarrarse donde había espacio por que siempre estaban hasta el coño de personas
Nathan Thomas
>Y los heladeros tío rico con su cancioncita burda de arrecha aún pasan?
Mierda