Claim you actress waifu

Dibs on Mary Winstead


Might as well give up now

Prime Brie

ok

MEW isn't my waifu but I appreciate her beauty. Her soles are GORGEOUS, her soles are literally perfect.

Kstew

claim

Jean Seberg is mine!

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she was claimed by a Muslim Arab who killed her and covered it up lmfao

Claiming Haley Bennett

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I actually met her once, before she was popular in Split. It was after the Vvitch though so I knew she was a celebrity.

I was walking down the sidewalk and she was walking towards me, so I called her name and softly asked if I could have an autograph or something. I shit you not, she looked me like straight on, nose facing me and everything, and she couldn't fuvking see me. She had to turn her entire body sideways just so she could get a fix on me

I got Karen Gillan :3

Katheryn Winnick

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My zombiefu

Mmm that foot

I'm claiming Ellen Page because I think she would understand me better than the other wafues I want to claim.

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keep up lads

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Damn is that the girl from iZombie? I heard the show was good but ignored it due to dumbass title

>ignored it due to dumbass title

A lot of fans actually started this way, me included. But it's actually pretty awesome and the characters are all great. I highly recommend giving it a watch.

Will do my man

Honestly though why would you ever call your show iAnything

mine desu

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Waifu: Shelly from Twin Peaks
Husbando: Rami

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Claiming Crazy Callie

Claiming the best one.

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She was on New Girl she counts.

>3dpd
>waifu

And CSI, and Valentines Day

Alison Brie

HOLY SHIT WHO IS THIS???? WHY WASNT SHE SUPERGIRL??? FUCK IM ON A NO FAP BUT JESUS THIS IS TOO MUCH

And John Mayer's dick
And Harry Styles' dick

Have fun

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Claimed for Israel

Mmmmm I'd like to pluck her golden rose if you know what I mean.

Claming Sara

Morena is mine

Never stick your dick in crazy, son.

Didn't your father teach you that?

Claimed

I would do terrible things to her butt desu

no I dont
elaborate

Claiming mixedfu Kiersey Clemons

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This is my waifu.

There are many like her, but this one is mine.

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Claiming Acker

K Stew
Ellen Page.

I don't know the rules. Can a waifu be a lesbian?

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>picking bat shit crazy

every girl with that face will fuck your life up

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check it

>tfw you know nobody else is going to claim your waifu because she's irrelevant and her ugly sister is more popular.

feels pretty good man

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CLAIMED

inb4 morons claim she isn't an actress

Claimed

JLC For moi

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I claim Amy Acker.

Shes the cutest cutie who ever was cute.

Already claimed Already claimed

God damn it, you're right. That son of a gun beat me to it.

No problem though, Amy is the universal waifu, it's impossible for anybody to not love her.

All mine, sorry lads.

mine

My beautiful, irrelevant !NOT JEWISH! wife.

Cute alien looking waifu.

Alex mack for me.

someone claimed her already

lmao she's all yours mate

Is that the Doctor?

You people have a general for a reason stop leaking

FUCK

Throw the flare and stop running next time, Ian.

She's aged, but Maggie Gyllenhal was a serious qt back in the day.

He taught to how to be strong if you ever get bit

Claimed

Younger Binoche is mine.

Drew Barrymore in confessions of a dangerous mind.

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wait whoops that was supposed to be a thread

What are you doing my man?

Alison Brie WAS cute.

But she's old and gross now.
See if you can find a candid of her without makeup. Nasty.

S e r s h

she may not be very famous any more but Dianna is /my gal/

You betas sure do like lesbians, don't you?

Is it because they're TRULY unattainable?

From a 2016 New York post photoshoot

MINE

CLAIM'D

Betas have mommy fetishes and big knockers are a part of that. Kat's got a rack on her.