Woah.....so this....this....is the power....of....harry potter......woah

woah.....so this....this....is the power....of....harry potter......woah......

BRAVO ROWLING

This is just another example of how Harry Potter is easily one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the seriesüf only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but itüfs certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books are g-g-good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King

>they opened their home
Really makes me stink.

Wouldn't they still have been doublenigger poor?

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>They opened their home
how is that related to pureblood privilege

you must open your home to poor refugees

dont you want to be a good ally like you harry potter heros?

Why do people still give attention to such obvious clickbait?

Fucking hell
it's a fictional world
why are they applying sociology to it, shouldnt it work the other way? The themes of the work apply to us?

>they opened their home
Would this writer have me pick up some local delinquents and let them rob me?

>Fucking hell, why are people interpreting literature?

The same reason any of us do. For the cheap (You)s.

this, I use the deep web to let all ISIS members know they have a home they can call their own when they are on their jihad.

women children

>le death of the author meme
Fuck off po-mo cuck.

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Yes. This article absurdly presupposes that white people and pureblood wizards are inherently wealthy and dickish.

Really makes you think..

>ayn rand

>god tier

Discarded

dubs confirm, fantasty analogies are genios bcoz we've all seen those kinos

>ayn rand
>not god tier

Spot the pleb

bravo jk