WOW WHAT HAPPENED?!

WOW WHAT HAPPENED?!

her tits got bigger, that's for sure

The usual. Age and plastic surgery

>be pornstar
>get the fame without doing the porn
lucky her

WHAT HAPPENED??!?!?!

DOES ANYONE ELSE HATE BLONDES WITH BROWN EYES?

normally blondes are boner fuel for me but something about them is off

M I L K I E S

Jordyn Jones looks like *THAT*?

>the left

Wish her tits were that big in Dukes of Hazzard

How did she do it?!

it means they dyed it blonde so it's just your whore radar lighting up

:__:

MOMMY PLS

jessica always seemed like one of those chicks that literally doesnt have a personality and is just a walking pair of tits

There's a blind item that says she's had a few jobs and is very much of the thinking that bigger is better.

Those veins are disgusting. I still wanna see them

literally the dream girl.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

>Not liking big, veiny boobs

Gay

Thicc

THICCCCC

literally gay and so do i

MOMMY

muh

holy shit she used to be a fertility goddess what went wrong?

I could cut steel with my dick right now

THICCCC

>tfw no big titted bimbo who only lets you fuck her because shes old and used up

titty veins are one of the sexiest fucking things

F A T

>veins on tits disgusting

Probably the most queerish nonsense I ever read.

M-MUMMY

>he doesn't like veiny tits

we get grannyfucker

enough shilling ur hamplanet waifu

sauce?

brehs...

Fuckin thicc as fuck on the left. I forgot about that.

Fuck, so many happy faps to her back in the day...

For fuck's sake. I'm at work right now and it will be at least 5 hours before I can get home to fap

SEXUAL NAPALM
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I really must have jacked off to that dukes of hazzard music video on mtv so many times back in the day.

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anyone got any more of jsimp when she was at her biggest?

For me it was that 'Irresistible' video. All that tight leather...

Pamela Anderson

>ywn motorboat those udders

She needs to get thicc again. It all rushes to her tits.

Bridgette B aka shyla stylez

I'd rather fuck the fat, giant-titted depressed jessica simpson, not the skinny, miserable, doped up on prescription antidepressants simpson

i used to abuse my pre-teen dick to that lenny kravitz "american woman" video that was on the austin powers 2 dvd

>still trying to recover all the porn I lost on my old HDD
Wish I had my massive Alison Tyler folder right now

She got fat, then went on a diet, but all the fat remained in her tits. I want to impregnate her.

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Is that Abby Lane?

Thats Heather Graham, shes got a nice set of cans too.

Heather Graham, boyoh

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Heather Graham. I think.

>finding the probably 300x300 gif of her getting them out in Boogie Nights on Ebaumsworld

How's her foot game though?

FUCK

I love both those whores, particularly Shyla. One of my all time favourite porn sluts. I just wish she took loads on the face instead of always swallowing it.

My first fap, good times.

Are her tits real or no?

You're retarded if you can't tell, get the fuck out of here virgin.

Unironically too thin

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That body with her current tits would be literal perfection.

Nope. Great surgeon though. Spectacular boob job.

Thicc.

It's typically a sign of slavic untermensch genes

>first fap
>2005
this website is for adults

So you don't know then?

someone around 13 in 05 would be 25 today

I was 11 when I first fapped, if anything someone at 23 should be off this site by now

>tfw just turned 24

I've been browsing since 05

it's impossible to leave

2005 was 12 years ago, so unless you started fapping at 5 years old you in the clear.

>tfw all porn backed up on google cloud drive

y-yeah...

>fapping to such vanilla stuff that you could leave the slightest risk of anyone finding it
Pssh, alright kid

No. I am 30 and most of us have been here since the start you fucking reddit faggot.

>veiny tits disgusting

What a fag

>most of us have been here since the start
You lying sack of shit. Hardly any legit oldfags remain.

>tfw 46 with a daughter in college

fite me boi

BABY WANTS MILKY MILK

had children

post a pic of her

Im not him but i have been here since 2004 you little shit AND i created memes that have become part lf Sup Forums vocabulary like v& and "fukken saved" and spengbab and "leave bond to me". THOSE WERE ALL ME

breasts expand when pregnant naturally and she got enhancements afterwards to keep the size and have a more realistic natural look

its a real shame that so many dont wait until they are pregnant and get balloon tits when they can do what she did and others

post tits of your wife's daughter

>tfw been here since 05 and only meme that has entered somewhat popular vernacular created by me is N4-PR

feels meh desu

Isn't she actually half-retarded? I couldn't get it up for a woman this dumb, I need someone who stimulates my brain as much as my penis

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Im 28, nigger. FUCK YOU

It's an encryped truecrypt file thats 200 GB large, fag.

Me too, user

>tfw I coulda pulled her when she was super thicc monster mode and then reaped the big titty goddess as my reward.

Literally begging to be blacked. She's getting assfucked by a nigger right now, good job man

>working the graveyard shift

Gotta earn those shekels for Ari Jewburg!

>ass bigger than tits

nice

damn breh