Why didn't any of the Hobbits die from convection? You don't have to actually swim in lava for it to burn you alive

Why didn't any of the Hobbits die from convection? You don't have to actually swim in lava for it to burn you alive.

Why didn't Elrond just stab Isildur and throw him and the ring into the lava?

Is there a serious reason?

Magic lava

"No" disables an opponent for 1 turn.

Aka ' s'perm's'pit' '

Isildur wearing the ring would have ripped Elrond a knew one

Why didn't Celebrimbor Judy throw the ring into Mt. Doom right after he made it?

this

cool air from the cave enterance

Because the writers didn't write the script to have them die.

Not if he stabbed him in the back.

You can't sink in lava at all. You'd be able to stand on lava like you could stand on pavement, assuming you didn't catch fire immediately.

Just*

That's what I get for phone posting at work.

>assuming you didn't catch fire immediately
Why would you assume that, you tremendous goofball?

Sauron created the one, imbecile

To demonstrate the density of lava without immediately killing you in a hypothetical example you braindead simpleton

He'd have stood no chance at that. Isildur was extremely bad-ass.

You don't have to be so mean about it, you fucking asshole!

because they didn't actually go up to mount doom

Isildur's dad and brother have just been slain by Sauron. They just were simply not in the mood to try and deny him such a war-spoil.

as well the full evil nature of the ring was unknown to them. If was only after he and his army was utterly slaughtered and the ring lost it was known as Isildur's Bane.

>elrond kills isildur
>thousands of years of wars between elf and man

>why didnt elrond want to start a thousand year old war between men and elves and permanently end any hope of a future alliance between the free races

gee

Why weren't their lungs instantly sear into uselessness from the superheated air in that cavern they were in?

Why didn't their tough calloused hobbit feat start smoking and scorching from standing on that rock sticking out over the lava, where it had been heating for years in a super blast furnace?

There's an exit, wasn't this, up there, up the mountain. Up. Not the door. Up. There was door and cave entrance in books too, no, there? Or yes? Anyway, exit up there, air flows up there. It's possible to get close isn't it. People get close to lava all the time, there's videos and shit. Not impossible

Imagine Elrond leaving Mt. Doom and trying to explain to the race of men why he killed their leader over some magic ring that just happened to only be known between the two of them and that Elrond just happened to destroy so there was no evidence of it

No witnesses. He could have chucked the corpse into the lava and called it a tragic accident.

But I'm sure Tolkien made it canon that elves cannot be duplicitous or some shit

"He fell in, I tried to save him but it was too late."

Easier than screwing a light bulb onto the top of your wizard's staff.

What did the Fellowship use for toilet paper when they were walking in the wilderness and had to take a dump?

fucking leafs

Universal Human bounciness causes spontaneous human combustion, which is a basic human right, to he human, ah, ntromorphicism will always be thoughf, rodol. So, you see, in many ways, that's where lesbians came from. #thelesbianatheistconspiramynnhhh

Since when does Canada exist in Middle Earth?

read the book

US, too, because there be eagles!

i suppose you're right. but rly most posters could probly think of a way to get out or into any situation regarding middle-earth shit.

it doesnt. middle-earth is supposed to be a forgot pre-history of earth. in the after effect of some reshaping or cataclysm deluge

>Desperate, Hagen jumps into the Rhine after the Ring, but falls to his death as the Rhinemaidens drown him