>Be a psychologist >Some dude brings me his child because he is "misbehaving". Starting fights in school, stealing and shit like that >Tells me they're going to the US to visit family on summer vacation so he wants his kid to be checked out before they go. >oh ok >kid arrives, he seem a little anxious >Listen to him and shit. >Tell him "listen mario, i need you to make a drawing for me about anything you want, the only condition is that the drawing has to say something about you" >give him paper and pencil. He has a big fucking smile on his face >he draws pic related >"what is this, mario?" > fucking 911 >Let him go. Tell his father to come in. >Tell the father he has a mentally healthy child. >Tells him he should consider getting a job on the USA >Wish them a nice trip
So how was your day pol?
Camden Powell
you gave me a lol and you rolled dubs, you deserve a bump
Andrew Young
Now this thread only allows dubs
Robert Lopez
cuck
Daniel Hall
Are you even real?
Benjamin Flores
PACMAN DID 911
A GIRAFFE WAS ALSO SOMEHOW INVOLVED
Anthony Davis
Yeah
Correction: mexican pacman did 911. Notice the hat
Brandon Adams
at last i truly see
kid has a healthy imagination
Matthew Gutierrez
>be lying mexican self hating cuck >decide to draw a shitty child drawing to make it seem like "i hat da JEWS!" >make a shitty reddit "look wat i found!" thread >stare at my mexican online degree for kinesiology (same thing as psychology??) >cry in the mirror
nah man
Brayden Davis
He will surely make america great again soon kek
Lol what a delusional murican. Let me guess, trump supporter?
Believe it or not faggit
Ryan Perez
Except that hasn't happened has it op. Because a psych would know they'd be instantly fired for disclosing patient info, especially when there's a child involved.
So kindly fuck off with your lies
Juan Smith
Lol and you call your education 1st world? We can expose material from our patiens has long has we cover their identities. If we couldn't then we would be completely unable to do psych research, wont we?
Ill give you a hint, mario is not the real name of the child, but the drawing is real.
Sebastian Martin
>I have this really cool story about this weirdo fapping to inflatable sea animals while reciting the declaration of independence in french, but i have a oath of not disclosing any of it to you at this BBQ party with friends.
Said no psychologist ever
Ryan Murphy
>you will never have a degree in Tacosology Thank god
Jacob Martinez
Tacosology is a more profitable degree than surrenderology, dont you think?
Now shut the fuck up, bend over and lets recreate "5 de mayo" on your ass.
Leo Morgan
Still full of shit, you need a consent form signed to use the details from any patient. Be it themselves, their guardian, or next of kin, even with anonymity
But then you'd know this, if you were actually a psychologist.
Mason Watson
>be british >you need to ask the queen about every fucking step you do in life, even threads on Sup Forums >wait 4-6 weeks for answer >queen says "whatever" >proceed to move his fucking fingers >expect the rest of the world to imitate his cuck insecure style of life
Consider the following: im not british
Lol. You really expect me to care for all that shit just to make a thead on pol? Youre free to believe me or not.
Jordan Thompson
Just post a picture of your degree faggot
Camden Butler
Why would i want to expose my personal information like that?
Sorry my murican friendo, im not doing something so stupid.
But, let me ask: would you do it? Lol
Joseph Perry
Ha, busted for being a lying sack of shit.
Advice kid, when you tell tall tales, the grown ups spot them. And lying more doesn't make things better.
Alexander Bell
fuck off to reddit
Christian Turner
Umm.. i guess 1st world doesn't mean more tan degeneration these days.
I expected better bait from you
Isaiah Perry
Great contribution user, it's almost like you heard that somewhere and keep trying to shoehorn it into any and all conversations
Gabriel Diaz
Then post your license, or your degree.
It's quite simple, just blank out the personal info and time stamp it.
Matthew Williams
>psychology >science
LMAOING at your life :))
Thomas Phillips
Nigger, if you don't want to believe, that's fine by me. Im not gonna give information about wich university i went or the place where i live, and if i blank that information you would just say "dur hur its false". Im not that interested on persuading a british stranger on the internet that im real, if you don't want to believe me, then just go fuck yourself.
Anyway why you care so much? Did i hit a soft spot?
Leo Young
>implying i said psychology is science
Romanian uh? do they have books on there? Try educating yourself on epistemology, it will save you the international shame of being a disgrace to your country lol
Ryder Russell
>lol haha you really showed him user
Wyatt Murphy
>haha
i appreciate your appreciation fagit LMAO
Cameron Wilson
I wouldn't say it's false user. You can just get one of your colleagues licenses if you like, and blank their details out.
All I'm asking for is a license with timestamp, which you obviously have being a psychologist, shit, photograph the back if you like
In fact, I'd even accept a time stamped photo of your hand, which would clearly be that of an adult right?
I'll wait
Nolan Powell
Are you retarded? Wich part of i don't care if you believe you don't get?
I mean, we are even using your lenguaje, is really that dificult?
No me importa si me crees ingles pendejo
Brody Morales
>no plumberologist in this thread H-hello.
Leo Long
>i don't care if you believe >thread started an hour ago >still responding get the fuck out of here you dumbcunt
Colton Morris
>be mexican >literally hated and laughed at by the entire world >at constant risk of being kidnapped and beheaded by cartels
even if you were a psychologist your mexican intellectual education would probably be on the same level as a primary school in the UK.
Nathan Brooks
Well i don't care if he believes me or not but responding to him keeps the thread bumped my kanguro friend. See? You have to use that little brain a little more
>mokes plumbers >British universities cares about gender studies
Hola!
That's what i thought at firts, but your kind has proveen to be very retarded. I guess 1st world education is just a tittle given to retarded children to make them feel better about themselfs.
Greetings to the queen!
Owen Howard
>Be a psychologist Psychiatrist is the medical practitioner not psychologist. Isn't it?
Ethan Carter
>whats sage
Ethan Collins
A mexican being a scum animal as usual. Nothing new to see people. Move along. Just a mexican being a mexican.
Parker White
Man. I'm a polish plumber. Not lying.
Jeremiah Jackson
That's it. Psychiatrist follow a medical model to aproach mental illness, this is why they don't care for a "theory of the mind" and focus their treatment on medication. Psychologiy is a wider field that includes various intepretations of a "mind theory", and some psychologist, like me, work has clinical psychologist and focus our treatment on psychoterapy. Sometimes a psychiatrist studies psychology to understand the roots of the patient problems and sometimes psychologist medicate, but this is beyound the formal limtis of their profession. That's why usually psychiatrist and psychologist work toguether. Interested on learning more?
call me papa
wtf why are australians so butthurt? Does living in the ass of the planet affect their behaviour or something?
Oh, cool man. Im glad to see someone is truly working there. How is life?
Lucas Wright
>911 clearly >Pacman = merchant as he eats everything up >Giraffe (foreign animal) going through the door = immigrants
Kids a genius.
Asher Long
London is ruled by negros, hindu, mudslimes and chinks. It's hard to spot a white person. And if you find one, then its a Pole. Only polish girls are cute. Brits are dumb as fuck, they won't do a dirty job, but will still cry that we steal jobs here.
Angel Turner
Lol where did i heard that story before? :^)
Elijah Wood
Pacman wearing a sombrero kek
There's nothing wrong with this kid
Cooper Wilson
Oi polish plumber man, can I ask if you could get work and the same pay in Poland would you live there? or do you like the UK more?
Cos I've been to both Poland and the Uk and apart from the fact that polish beer is worse than English beer (which is hard) Poland was better all round.
Brandon Parker
Ofc I would live in Poland. Since I'm from Bieszczady which is literally the best part of Poland. I miss my parents and siblings. The weather is a fucking joke here and it's cold. Also in my opinion our beer is better cause there is less water/beer proportions. But it is only my opinion. What I miss as much are polish streets in summer filled with polish girls in skirts.
Chase Kelly
>school Stopped believing Dr. Taco right there.
Logan Green
Yeah, Poland was possibly the best place ive ever been for girls maybe serbia competes, also polish girls were pretty bro tier and fun to hang with.
I cant understand English people and England, it has god awful weather even in summer, their cities are built like shit and everyone there is miserable.
Lucas Murphy
Stop trying to enact your homosexual fantasies on France you mouth breathing spic
Cameron Baker
You're breaking my heart user. Hope you return soon to your homeland.
Why? Summer vacation? They still have to go this week to take final tests.
Dont be jealous, im fucking your ass too
Wyatt Lopez
Every pretty waitress I've seen so far in England was polish. And 90% of those girl told me that she hates this place, hates racist brits, retarded bosses, and british behavior. Coming back to study in September. Fuck this place.
Tyler Hill
>fagit LMAO
Wow, you're a real professional.
lulz xD no u! lol.
Aiden Cooper
do your parents know you are gay Carlos?
Jonathan Cruz
I know a psychologist, and he blabs away about his patients to pretty much anyone he meets. He knows it's illegal, but he doesn't care since nobody will ever do anything about it.
Logan James
>the mental health of a child is less important than making another bloodthirsty racist mexican who wants to overthrow the US
Wow, and you think you're an actual human being who deserves to live