How do I become an actor? Anyone here an actor?

How do I become an actor? Anyone here an actor?

I'm actually a really famous actor, but in order to become one you need to have connections.

Just move to L.A. and walk into the studios on a daily basis asking random people for roles. Every day. Never give up.

Just be yourself

dont do this they will use a serum on you to turn you into a child and then molest you

saying you're an actor is a good cover for being NEET

yeah

oscar winning here

you need a kino headshot, one sheet

Learn how to act first

literally and/or metaphorically suck jew dick for the rest of your life

actor here

How do I get a meme jaw?

Yes I'm a world renown actor known for my retro style performances. You might've seen me starring alongside lesser actors such as Daniel-Day Lewis and Daniel Radcliffe.

Dane DeHaan?

I've been playing with the idea that acting isn't really a skill that requires training like directing, writing, editing, and literally everything else in the industry. Most roles just require that you're more attractive than the average person on the street. You could learn to act in 6 months of practice. There are no subtleties to the art of acting. All one must do is be able to not look at a camera and have the knowledge of the script and not be a complete autist. Acting is overrated, don't you think?

Just go to LA and get ripped off by the businesses there that sell you that dream

6 months of training where, to be honest I think I'm pretty decent with acting on a basic level (although I am in no way a character actor, DDL style) but I cannot physically embody a character. Do you think improv classes would be useful?

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The freddy got fingered school of career management

This variation of Pepe always pisses me off, and I don´t even know why.

Be attractive or already very wealthy.

its head is too big, its features all exaggerated and off-model

start practicing deepthroating

Dane?

I've had a few bit parts in films that you've never heard of and an advertisement or two.

Was just in the right place for the movies, one was done at my school, another used people who went to a certain nightclub in my city, a family friend worked in television and needed some children for advertisements. Stuff like that.

My name isn't actually in any credits but my bacon number is 2.

Be related to or have connections to someone who is already in showbiz. If you are extraordinarily attrictive/talented, and even more lucky, there is a chance that you can make it as long as you're willing to spend the rest of your life working as a waiter in LA.

You have to know people. Not in the "my jewish uncle works at Paramount" way that people meme on this site, but just having connections with someone in the industry. You can find a lot of B and C-list actors teaching local classes; make an impact on them, and you can usually follow an upwards chain of people who know people who know people. You probably won't become a superstar celebrity, but if you work hard and accept any job you're offered, you can usually make a decent living after a while (provided you're not autistic).

Fuck off Dane

You don't have to begin in theater though?