Finish watching a movie

>Finish watching a movie
>Immediately read the Ebert review

>Finish watching a recent movie
>can't read the Ebert review because he's been dead for fucking four years now

Who's writing the reviews then?

>Finish watching Manchester by the Sea
>there's no Ebert review
>have to rely on the plebs on Rotten Tomatoes to find out what i thought about it

>Finish watching a movie
>Immediately watch Kermode's review

>Finish watching movie
>Immediately watch the CinemaSins video

>finish watching a movie
>formulate my own opinion about it

huh? I don't get it.

explain

>Finish watching a movie
>Make a thread on Sup Forums asking what I thought about it

Lol, nerd

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>finish reading a review
>immediately watch the movie
Pleb

>finish watching movie
>read armond white critical analysis about it

>watch tgwtg review
>pretend I watched the movie and parrot the review

>Finish watching a recent movie
>can't read the Ebert review because he's fucking terrible

>>

>unironically enjoying movies

>finish watching movie
>immediately forget everything about it

>finish watching a movie
>go through its imdb trivia page

how

Do you use a ouija board to do that?

>finish watching a movie
>start a Sup Forumsbait thread on Sup Forums

>Never actually watch any movies
>still come here

>finish watching a movie
>immediately read the tv tropes page

>take notes during the movie so I don't forget it
>finish watching movie
>immediately forget everything about it
>look at notes
>it's all illegible because I can't write in the dark

>finish watching a film
>20 minutes later forget 99% of it

It's all so tiresome

The best alternative now that Ebert is gone.

>finish watching movie
>immediately search the title on 4plebs archive

>finish watching a movie
>immediately watch the episode of Half in The Bag it's featured in

>watching a kino
>constantly posting on Sup Forums and reddit

>Finnish watching movie
>already have opinion formed because only watch I've already seen

wait what

Why would I do that when we have 999+ proffesional critics on rotten tomatoes and over million of you tube self made critics that can formulate my opinion for me?

this

>finish watching flick
>make forumotion fansite and form my opinion from the discussion on it

>Finish watching movie
>Watch Half-in-the-bag to discover what my opinion is about it

>finish watching movie
>create a wikia

>finish watching a movie
>Go on plebbit /r/movies discussion
>Cringe at users acting like it's the movie is the greatest thing since sliced bread
>Make a retarded comment on how the movie sucked and plebbit has a shit taste of movies
>make a thread on Sup Forums
>Get 2 replies on a good day
>thread archives with 0 replies usually

>>Finish watching a movie
>>Immediately go on GoodBadFlicks, Tyrone Magnus
>>don't forget to go on KinoCheck to check how kíno was it what I just watched

>never watch any movies
>read wookiepedia
>make a thread about how the most obscure page i can find was a good friend

>don't watch movies at all
>just read wikipedia plots then shitpost on Sup Forums

>finish watching a movie
>go to sleep

It keeps pissing me off that he looks like the chief from Grey's Anatomy

Underrated

>watch movie
>formulate basic opinon
>read review
>they're opinions are much better than mine and I doubt myself