How is it that even Dingdong can create a better capeshit universe than DC?

How is it that even Dingdong can create a better capeshit universe than DC?

he didn't gave his heroes ridiculous rubbersuits

Dingdong tries to make genuinely good movies, because he loves movies and is kind of a madman. It doesn't always work out.

DC tries to make a product that will gross at least a billion and sets up a million sequels. Without doing anything new with established characters because that would scare the fans. It never works out.

>"sometimes the villian is the polar opposite of the hero"
>being split is opposite of being unbreakable

holy fuck that pottery

Better than Marvel too

BECAUSE HE HAS ALL THE CONTROL

WHAT DONT YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND

marvel and dcshits is directed by one person and then written by a clan talentless monkeys

To be fair that's better than the MCU too

third movie will be titled united.

Because people are idiots. Obviously this was a shit movie that did shit with test audiences, so they "fixed" it by slapping on an ending that panders to what's hot now and tries to relive Shyamalan's glory days. Yet everyone ate it up. It's pathetic from both sides.

those fucking posters holy shit they fit so perfect

The ending was awkward as fuck, but it doesn't detract from the overall experience. Macavoy was the best big screen villain since Ledger.

If you let 30 seconds at most ruin the rest of the film for you, you're an idiot. Macavoy was brilliant.

Besides, the real twist was with the girl and her 'bad' ending, That was good on its own.

Except that's wrong you fucking retard, the character was written to be put into unbreakable 17 years ago. The movie was always a super villain origin story, you just didn't know that until the end. Shamalm was planning this since the visit, which is also set in the unbreakable universe

let's not go crazy here

I thought it felt forced as well, but the rest of the movie was really solid. Kind of a shame, as it doesn't seem the series will go anywhere.

Fuck off fanboy. Unbreakable has always been regarded as the best capeshit ever made

>Production Budget: $75 million

What? Did 80% go on SLJ's and BW's salaries?

So the movie is good ?
Is it better than unbreakable ?

Wouldn't surprise me. Remember how Willis demanded a million a day for The Expandables?

holy shit I just got that

> better than unbreakable

They aren't comparable movies, one was a super hero origin story, the other was a super villain origin story. Split is a great fucking movie though.

Really makes you think.

If unbreakable was dropped at the peak of capeshit, avengers to iron man 3 era, it would've been a 700 million dollar movie

Bad ending? Was there more than one ending?

> bad

No, underage b&s didn't understand why bruce willis showed up at the end

Wait I thought Unbreakables enemy was Mr.Glass?

Is he going to have to fight The Horde now or something?

This, simple

reddit

What I like is the duality of Mr glass and that psychiatrist woman.
He believed 100 percent in his convictions, executed his plan faultlessly, and forced a reluctant hero to the surface.
She didnt believe in her theory fully and inadvertantly created a very willing monster from her mistakes.

>the visit, which is also set in the unbreakable universe

Wait, what?

Also The Visit was horrible. I walked out of the theater.

No. He was the mad scientist that created him because only he and a handful of others could see this evolution of people coming about.

Ironically he was right the whole time.

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>DC tries to make a product that will gross at least a billion and sets up a million sequels.
>Without doing anything new with established characters because that would scare the fans. It never works out.

:^)

Motherfucker. Bravo silmarillion

>>being split is opposite of being unbreakable
i thought breakable was the opposite of unbreakable

Have only seen Sixth Sense.

What are some Shamalamdingdong official kino?

Rewatch it immediately. Listen to how the "grandpa" describes the white figure he kept seeing that was watching him at the factory. Notice the location the children live at during the end credits.
The name of the insane asylum on the jacket in the basement.

The Last Airbender

Wait a minute those movie posters.

BRAVO SHAMALAMA

I even pretended (like the autist I am) to "break" the poster fake punching it with a fist before I saw it in cinema and I still didn't make the connection.

Shyamafamalam you absolute madman

What?

You fuckwits are obsessed with DC

Nah, those are Sup Forumsmblr tourists

What did you do

Well, I guess it's my own damn fault this finally got spoiled for me. It's been out for long enough.

I knew about it for months before it came out and I still got chills when the unbreakable theme started playing

Can you retards string together a complete sentence without trying to get in some faggy "jab" at a stupid fucking superhero movie?