I converted to Judaism last week...

I converted to Judaism last week, I even bought the little hat thingy; however some people are mocking my faith and not taking it seriously.

How do I become a better Jew Sup Forums?

Destroy modern society

Fuck white people repeatedly and claim oppression...

Start a bank.

Become Soros

What ever you do, never do manual labor or create anything with your hands

Jews don't do that

post more pictures of this semen demon like a good little jewboy

Eat Christian first-born babies and file suit against anyone who dare slander you saying you eat babies.

Turn to ash and blow away, leaving no evidence of your existence or demise behind

I'm up for moar pics of the Semen Demon

- Get set on fire
- somehow end up with 100s of death certificates

Fuck with arabs and asians little boys

Fuck people over every chance you get, and scream anti semetism when they call you out on it

Why not islam?

Sorry goy, couldn't find any good ones

i didn't know there were jews in Norway

Go back to the ovens. Don't be an oven dodger!!!

Kill yourself.

Have their bosses fire them, or if they're leeches fire their parents.

Christ I fucking hate tattoos.

Oy vey, why the hate goyim?

Undermine the values of every white nation on earth

I don't know, I just hate everyhing.

You will always be a Goy

Shalom fellow chosen one

Try praying, though I am the submissive servant of God, I mostly just started calling myself a Jew to mock people taking ancient scriptures as a guide for the world today (((also for shekels ofc)))

God exists and you can call him kek if you want, he works on a higher dimension, most scripture is just paranoia and it's made to take away your freedom, my God wants you to question life as you live it.

look how edgy i am tee hee

Shalom, how's Denmark?
Nice place from the times I visited

Hi Au... Oh it's just you, still living in the shadows of your brother?

You can't convert to Judaism if any of your parents are jews or if you aren't married with a jew.

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You should visit Israel and work in a Kibbutz. I know non-Jews who have done this who learned a lot from doing it.

Shalom, brother. Just keep on keeping on.

that's not how it goes

Did you try making money?

But seriously....go to Jerusalem.

I fucking hate it when bitches take pictures with half of their eyes missing and tilt the camera making it harder to measure their facial symmetry

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Make an allya and make a Shiton of white Jewish babies

Get a tattoo. Perhaps of your conversion date on your arm.

Pretty sure converts can't make allya.

Bullshut user. It takes a long time to convert. Can be years.

> the little hat thingy

Try harder next time.

You have to visit Israel every couple years and claim it is a beautiful paradise in order to be True Jew.

Damn, this is some fucking weak ass bait.

They usually can, especially if he merry a jewesss

How many goyim have you tricked today OP?

Move to israel, and kill a palestinian or any random arab

ave shalom

Barukata Adonai
I want fancy things like my friend Efrom, I want the newest 10 speed bicycle that I will ride only once and then I will have my parents come get me. I want to swim in the pool but only with my shirt on. I want to lose my virginity at 23 but say I was 16.

Nose surgery.

Obtain a qt waifu

Give a baby a blowjob. It's a sacred Jewish ritual. Everyone will be very impressed.

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start a media company. Publish thinly veiled anti-white propaganda.

Pretend you are friendly with black people and that they like you.

only help out other jews when in the position to.

When Anybody says anything critical about israel You need to defame them. Called them an anti-Semite. Possibly ruin their life.

By adding Zyklon B, of course.

be the merchant YHWH intended you to be.