>Reports: Jamie Lynn Spears' daughter in critical condition after ATV flips
So uhh, yea this is definitely Dans kid, as you can see the resemblence.
Do you think Jamie let her ride on an ATV at 8 years old on purpose? Because Dan raped her?
Makes ya think...
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it wasn't actually an atv flip, dan schneider crushed her pelvis while pummeling her tight coochie
I actually don't see any remarkable resemblance fampai
you are so mean, Sup Forums
>have child conceived in sin
>child dies
is G-d trying to tell us something?
he let her ride an ATV to have a convenient excuse as to why a 8 year olds hymen is already broken
Does God stay in heaven because he fears Dan?
Please don't be a ritual sacrifice. He probably wants to enter illuminati inner circle.
God is dead. This is Kek's world now.
Was a 8 years old riding a Polaris ATV? For real? What's wrong with Hollywood people?
>lord kek
cringe
I used to ride dirt bikes and ATVs when I was young.
Its not really a big deal
>Millionaire hollywood jew pederast
>he tryna join da illoominaughty
He would record every time he introduces one of his stars to a producer of semen He probably gives Soros orders
>What's wrong with Hollywood people?
lol what
rednecks ride ATVs
t. city slicker
Dude....
It's amazing Britney actually ended up a good mother.
>first it was because she drowned
>now its an atv accident
fake
saged
Good joke? Feedback welcome
>dan crushed her small body
>throws her corpse into the pool to pretend she drowned
>realises this won't explain her mangled body
>pretends it was an atv crash
He's actually a really canny guyder that Schneider
this is were i drop any respect for the guy, you never kill a cunny
Kek is the way and the light
She was injured during a satanist pedo torture rape ritual at Arthaus
What was she pointing at?
is he /ourguy/?
>What's wrong with Hollywood people?
That's not a Hollywood-people thing, that's a redneck-people thing.
go on...
now thats a cunny i haven't seen in a long time...
He is Nosebro
it was an accident
after he achieved orgasm he called an ambulance immediately
>kek shit
how fucking young embarrassing
Damn this guy is fucking creepy
It's called a fourwheeler you fags
ATVs are literally sent here by the devil to do flips and kill you.
OFFICIAL SNOWMOBILES/ATVS POWERRANKINGS
1. Arctic Cat
2. Polaris
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900001. gook shit
whew lad
Don't call her that.
damn what a slg
rip in peace ;__;
Can someone give me a quick rundown on this guys name?
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Dan "The man with the plan to get girls in his van, he don't give a damn, love his 10-year-old fans, catch him is you can, hymen divide, spread 'em wider, cum inside 'er, the hadron collider" Schneider.
she looks so much like him. how the fuck is everyone just ignoring this?
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>icarly will never be your sex slave in her prime
living the dream. so jelly of him
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shes used goods now lad
>BITE THE BULLET BAYBEE
I'm probably autistic but I really cant see any resemblance between Dan "The cunny man" Schneider and that kid. Who's supposed to be the real father?
>used goods
I'm not surprised they don't cast her at all after all those gangbangs at USC.
I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.
It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.
She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.
It was the worst night of my life.
Proof. Now.
old meme/pasta
But Zack Snyder is still alive
This would make a great movie.
She could play herself.
Who would play coke boy ?
Andrew Garfield
Reminder Sup Forums, Big Black Dicks are desired by every white woman and you can't stop their urges for a REAL man
What's his name again?
me
>This would make a great movie.
Pretty much. I bet some nerd of her film school wrote that pasta.
>hey sweetie, you do want that job in my show right?
Ha ha ha ha
Miranda playing a coked out gangbang slut at a NC-17 movie, with lots of explicit sex group scenes...
Don't make me fap, please.
How much does an ATV weigh?
How much does Dan Schneider weigh?
Which one was she riding?
reminder that Sup Forums are the new bronies
I got hit on a atv head on by a pickup truck, flew up hit the windshield and bounced up in the air over the back of the truck landing on a dirt road and i walked away without a scratch. Kids today are such pussies.
>slg
meaning?
oh man this is sad
I choose to believe.
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my little pony?
legit curious, what were the new bronies before Sup Forums?
Gamergate? Or is that classified under pol?
Furries
people were complaining about constant thread derailment by Sup Forums way before gamergate though
it was adopted by Sup Forums but it was separate to the things people complain at Sup Forums for
they were before bronies though
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Yes but did did your throat get blocked by "coke can" Dan?
didn't think so, check your privilege
i call bullshit. how is it possible that Dan's daughter looks like that?
(((dan "make her a star, then put her in the er" schneider)))
well played
dont call him that
OH NO ;_;
That's prime cunny!
>User has been banned for this post
whoever wasnt being good goys i guess
dont call me that
body language
>stiff
>legs pressed tight together
>resting smiling face
TayTay will never fuck a nig nog. All her closest clique are white girls. She even friendzoned Drake until he took the hint and moved on.