Do you like cooking shows?

Do you like cooking shows?

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...not really

only when they have sexy lady cooks and they do close ups of them testing the things they make and you see their tongues exit their mouths and they have spit strings snap as they open their mouths to fit the forks in mmm m m mmmmmmmm

>eyes aren't on the food

you had one job

I like top chef, that's it

Why would I want to watch a bunch of upper-crust asshats cook food with ingredients that are difficult af to find with equipment that I could never hope to afford? Cooking shows are utterly pointless.

That being said, Chopped is the GOAT cooking show.

>tfw no Nigella mommy

Those top-down cooking videos all over social media have essentially destroyed the need for cooking shows. Sad.

SON I'D FUCK NIGELLA UNTIL THE HIGGS BOSON APPEARED BETWEEN OUR SWEATY AND PULVERIZED GENITALIA

They're almost invariably shit and often shilling for something.

>watch this!
>How to make Nuttella© Cakes using some bread and Nuttella.

Turns out to be Nuttella on toast.

>57yo

how?

is cocaine really that good?

Photo editing and makeup can accomplish a lot.

They are severely simplified, rarely do they show the actual secrets and science you need to improve your cooking skills, just general fool proof ideas and lots of movement that can easily fill 30 mins of food porn and make you lazy.

Hard to believe they then felt they had to add competitive cooking and over sweeten it with the scripted post interview retrospect "how were you feeling at X point?"

>google nigella lawson beach
>le so progressive burkini xD

I wish I hadn't looked that up. It almost made her unattractive to me.

I like giada's figure, but her strong jawline screams "I'm married but I wanna get facefucked by john mayer tonight"

Having a blockhead isn't pleasant but at least they can grow their hair long and cover it up.

he doesn't know

Rachel Khoo > Giada

Life isn't fair

Asian eyelash bitch got nothing on my jawfu.

Rachael Ray
Giadia
Nigella
Sunny Andersen

Same

>Rachael Ray
wtf are you a chubby chaser?

You say that like there's something wrong with chubby chasers.

Women ~60 are usually grandma-tier

Half women in porn at age of 30 looks worse

>Those top-down cooking videos all over social media have essentially destroyed the need for cooking shows. Sad.


They're all awful. Brb cheese and/or sugar in every fucking recipe. It's laziness at its finest

She looks nice. I'd adopt her.

t.21-years old

>no mention of Filipa Gomes

Yeah nigga. Her face is cute, she seems like a bro, she's thicc af. I'm all over it.

Those videos are cancer. If you have a facebook account chances are you see 50 of them every time you log on. I've blocked at least 20 different cooking pages because of that shit.

m8

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Why do you hate them? Do you miss the host aspect? Because I feel like that's slowing things down if you literally cut out the middle man you can streamline videos from thirty to three minutes.

I guess
youtube.com/watch?v=i1NfWIaYed8

cause every video is literally what said
>just throw in butter and fry till it's delicious

Because they're fucking annoying. I'm not interested in learning how to make mini pop tarts that you can use as cereal.

there's too many of them, saturday kitchen, sunday brunch, etc

Jewish DNA

>(((Gomez)))
nice try Sarkeesian

Wow, she is sexier than Christina Hendricks!

She's my favorite

let's not be too hasty user

only good ones

She'd be L I T E R A L L Y perfect if she only were just a bit less fat

Not sure I'd go that far but she's definitely a national trasure

watch them all

My dream foursome would be with Nigella, Christina Hendricks, and Monica Bellucci.

Desire: More!

She can't get any hotter, user. If she lost any weight her tits would suffer too.

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my n word

holy shit

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a hindu chef

THIQCUE

Nice hips but chics with that "retro" stye are usually unbearable.

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