CASTUS SPELLUS

CASTUS SPELLUS

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DULLUST FRACHISUS

JEWIUS BEGONIUS

HOWEVERUS SLYTHERINUS

REMOVUS POOPUS

BIGGUS DICKUS

WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS?!

FUCKUS THE MODDUS

FUCKING NIGGER TIER SPELLS WOULDN'T LAST 2 SECONDS IN A DUEL WITH A *REAL* WIZARD
ooooh, spellus mortimus, FUCK OFF, HERE'S AN EXTENDED MAXIMIZED TIMESTOP AND 15 ABI DALZIM'S HORRID WILTINGS AND A CURSE ON YOU AND YOUR FUCKING "SCHOOL"

Could Sooty beat Dumbledore?

DOUBLE DIGITUS

get him, he's using forbidden magicks

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So it took like two thousand years after it was invented for the wizards to figure out plumbing?

CHEKEUS

FORCUD MEMECUS

Yes Wizards were shitting their pants for centuries

wizards aren't very good with the mundane

I agree, HP wizards are lamos

that doesn't work

DANKIUS PASTIUS

what doesn't work?

SPOTTIUS THE NOOBIUS

"don't worry hermione, I can take care of it. CHLAMYDIA DISAPPEARO!"

I take it you never played the first psygnosis disworld game.

FIRUS RISUS

BRRRAAAPPPPUS PUNGENTUS

no, couldn't get it to run on win 8 and kinda missed it before that

DOEUS FREEUS

DICKUS BIGGUS

why didn't someone just come up with a killing curse with 1 syllable?

ASSASSINATUS

How did Harry feel when he fucked ginny for the first time and realized she was used goods and Ron had already fucked her?

IS HARRY POTTER THE QUINTESSENTIAL KEKOLD?

SHITTUS PANTSUS

WELCOME TO HOUSE OF KEK

>be wizard 21st century
>go to Sup Forums
>oh no I can't think of a dank meme to post
>break out wand
>MEMEUS SUPREMEUS

Is it bestiality if you fuck an animagus ?

It's morally less objective than fucking a nigger.

BUT WHERE DOES THE POOP GO?!

>youtube.com/watch?v=cpads8s5mik

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IMAGINUS

SHITTUS CLEANUS

SANTE MERDAE

BLACKUS

what is Snape was actually Jon Irenicus

BOGGIUS RUNDOWNIUS

>Murder someone
>Vanish the evidence

was dumbledwarf a top or bottom

did he fuck in the ass or get fucked in the ass

this is important

he got fucked in the ass by grindelwald but he fucked newt in the ass

CHECKUS DOUBLUS