Isn't Football supposed to be manly? Why are the half time shows always some gay shit like Beyonce or Lady Gaga...

Isn't Football supposed to be manly? Why are the half time shows always some gay shit like Beyonce or Lady Gaga? Never saw Metallica perform at the Super Bowl.

It's trying to appeal to most people and this shit appeals to most people

Metallica demographic is already watching. Halftime show is to bring in the women and the homos.

would be too cheesy

The fact that Gaga's performance garnered higher ratings and more viewers than the rest of the game should answer your question

This does make actually sense but seems like blackmail.

>tfw running for 5 seconds with 1 minute breaks inbetween is considered a sport in America

Metallica is not for gays and woman... what planet do you live on nigger.

So basically there's the actual Super Bowl and the Halftime show which are two seperate events held at the same place?

Pretty much, yeah.

>american football players are the best athletes america has to offer

The average soccer player runs a marathon each game with a 15 minute break.

Yes. And like this user said, the "football viewer" demographic is already covered by the game so the halftime will appeal to others.

it gives something for women to watch

gotta think about all the women forced to watch the superbowl with their bfs/husbands

The planet of reading comprehension

Watching hot chicks in skimpy clothing is manly.

I just switch over to the Puppy Bowl at halftime

NFL knows about white genocide and is trying to broaden it's appeal since it's main demographic won't exist in a couple of decades.

Are you implying that Lady Gaga isn't white?

Sure, but what does this have to do with Lady Gaga?

>running is the apex of athleticism

kek

This
Why is soccer considered a pussy sport, it's easily one of the most physical and intense sports.

Lady Gaga is anti-white.

>wanting to see men instead of women

That's gayyyyyy

>time actually spent playing

Yeah fuck American football

Actually metallica is for gays and women

>Italians
>white

Nobody in America has been manly for decades now

She is not, the only stance she's taken is being pro-LGBT

I thought the Gaga did a great halftime show. And I'm w white straight American male who carries a gun and drives a Mustang.

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Because Jews can't fill a real football game with commercials, so they tell their obedient goyim that it's for pussies and that REAL men watch ad breaks.

Being a Hillary shill is anti-white. LGBT is anti-white.

Soccer players have endurance and lower-body strength, but that just makes them ideal bottom bitches. Football players, wrestlers, baseball players, basketball - upper body strength. Those guys are all man, total top

This to be honest family member

>padded version of rugby
>manly

>DUDE MEMES LMAO

Why not scrap the football an make it a 3 hour half time show? In between performances you could give out awards like it's the oscars.

That's called the Grammys, and the people who would watch football won't watch that.
What they need to do is put MMA matches inbeteeen awards at the Grammys or oscars.

I think they should pick artists that relate somehow to the location. Metallica would have made sense for when they had the SB in the Bay Area and Springsteen would have made sense when it was in NJ. I'm sure they could find some country or bluegrass guy from Texas. It would make it more interesting.

>retards thought she would do something and were ready to be triggered

The amount of threads that we had before anything even happened shows why this fucking happened. Stop being fucking idiots.

ITT males with identity problems

I liked it too. I have a soft spot for those vogue-y gay dancers

Well, take the grammys and do a short game of football in between first and second half. MMa works too.

>implying

Or they were ready to tweet in solidarity.
Not necessarily here, but across the US. Though she did tweet that she wasn't going to say or do anything political.

>Isn't eggball supposed to be manly?
>Americans
>eggball
>Manly

Because when giving the chance the players will fall at the slightest touch and make it seem like they were hit by a train, unless the ref tells them to keep playing in which case they'll just get up and keep going.

I'm a soccer fan btw, and not the Amerifriend's everyone must win soccer but the fuck you we're enemies while we play and afterwards you're just another dude type

Last good one was when belushi and akroyd did a blue bro halftime in 1997, the country music one in 94, and maybe the Rolling Stones in 06' or the Who a few years ago

Singing "This Land is Our Land" was the most lowkey political thing she could do, and better than any big bold statement.

I haven't even seen people try to spin that as being political, because doing so admits that the generic MURRICA tradition of patriotism doesn't fit with their current agenda

I'd tune in to the Grammys to catch a pick up game consisting of artists up for awards.

I know i sound like Sup Forumsbait but this is it

American football is produced and designed to sell commercials

>permanent physical and mental damage
>manly

Is there anything more manly than being stupid??

>Football
you mean handegg?

>WANT YOUR BAD ROMANCE! SUPERBOWL 51!
really?

>Game starts by kicking the ball with your foot

Deal with it.

>this logic
go watch coverage of a marathon and come back to me

at least if ur gonna try to argue a yuro sport argue for rugby, not faggotflop

Footegg.

Why is handegg so glorified in America? Is it because Americans are dumb apes that like primitive barbaric sports over the more refined skillful soccer, so skillful that african apes cant even dominate in it,

because no man cares about the halftime show it's for women who only watch the game for commercials

Are eggs pointy on the ends where you come from?

woah how will americans ever recover?

>Isn't Football supposed to be manly?
no. it's for queers, ninnies and poofters m8

rugby is a sport for real men.

i remember several years ago the fans wanted weird al yankovic to be the half time show. because of his long lasting career and achievements.
there was even a petition
but nothing

then last night he was part of the pre-pre show game show. i'm betting he wrote the song.

also kristen bell
holy fuck
did she look fucking
HOT

They certainly aren't ball shaped.

Serious question why the fuck are there so many blacks in football? There are millions of more white men than niggers yet football is infested by niggers even though there would be much more strong bulky white men who can play it. WTF.

Because we enjoy diversity in our pro sports.

How is it diversity if its one race?

That would be racist otherwise.
shoo you bigot.

Stop questioning things you fucking nazi.

Did you not get the 5th Edition of the Newspeak dictionary? You're still using some Oldspeak which is doubleplus ungood.

Black men are naturally more athletic, cry harder white boys.

No putting only blacks in football is racist because it singles out talent for race.
How does this makes me a nazi?

They are faster, that is all. Any sport that requires skill or strength is dominated by whites.

No you can just run faster in short burst, we are overall physically superior to you, all your nigger ass can do is run like a stupid monkey from african predators while we strangled megafauna in Europe.

Your muscle fibers dont matter because most of you are so retarded you turn sports into HURR LOOK HOW FUCKING THUG I AM bullshit.

This

And yet 90% of quarterbacks and all the best quarterbacks are White because its the position that actually requires intelligence to do.

>minus 10 degrees celsius outside
>work the yard in shorts
>passing southerners look at me like a super hero

Damn straight!

Looks like you guys never took Biology.
Black literally have more muscular bodies naturally.

Then how come almost every single World's Strongest Man has been white?

That only happened because slaves were bred to be strong.

Actual Africans are pretty weak and small overall. You're right that the selective breeding of slavery is what caused the average African-American to be a bit bigger on average. So once again the blacks owe everything they have to whites.

Because Blacks go after big time sports to make millions instead of wasting their time lifting weights and being forgotten or unknown.

No thats white people, you can tell these african americans have never seen the average PURE NIGGER in Africa before a fucking string bean with barely any muscle mass compared to the bulky statures of white men.

>We could be the World's Strongest Man, we just don't want to.

Heck you notice white males have big biceps and triceps in their adolescence, while niggers still have those string bean arms.

Niggers look strong because most of them are tall.

>instead of wasting their time
>instead of wasting their time
>black people
>instead of wasting their time

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

>making millions and being adored by millions of fans
>wasting time
meanwhile your pasty white ass is wasting his time shitposting on a board obsessed with black on white porn

No you retarded black fuck, I was just pointing out how stupid your claim was that black people dont waste time.

I mean you retards have a motto called YOLO that rationalizes your childish stupid behavior.

All you can do is GO UHHHH STRONGMAN IS GAY AND SHIET, you cant admit white people are stronger than you.

Of course some black people waste time, we're talking about the black football players though.
For a white boy, you're not very smart...

>Of course some black people waste time
>Of course some black people waste time
>some

I hate niggers so much these tribal fucks will do anything to make you think nothing is wrong with them.
>some

is why everywhere you exist is a violent shithole right

>some

is why you have a culture that worships crime and uncivilized behavior.

Hockey is the most intense sport in the world. Americans and Canadians excel at it as well as nordic countries.

>football players need breaks every few seconds
Soccer involves endurance running and occasional sprints. Football is basically all sprinting (or wrestling, if you are a lineman). It is exhausting, even if you are in great shape. Part of the reason the Patriots won was because their offense is in exceptionally good shape and outlasts defenses.
>football is barbaric and just about violence and strength
Which is why coaches are considered such an important part of the game, right? Football is just as much a game of strategy as it is one of physicality. That's the main reason breaks between plays are so long-- both teams need a few seconds to decide on how the next down should be played. Offense and defense involves memorizing a large number of plays and strategies so that you will be ready to perform them at a moment's notice. One tactic used often by the Patriots is to rush into the next play because they've practiced quickly calling plays using code phrases at the line because Brady can strategize faster than the defense and catch them off guard, exploiting weaknesses before they can patch them up.
>Football is all about strength, not skill
And that must also be how Brady, an old man, is still the best quarterback in the league and has only got better with age. Which shows that skill and experience are as important as athleticism.
>Football players are weak because they need pads, unlike rugby
Football is much more physical and involves more high speed collisions. Football players objectively hit harder (partially because the pads allow them to).

It tries to appeal to SJWs and Jews, Beyonce is black and Gaga has Jew nose

Why wouldn't gays watch football? its a bunch of dudes in peak masculine form being all rough and aggressive with each other.

You're going way off topic, just admit defeat in this conversation and go take your meds.

I don't watch it because their pants aren't see through enough.
I wanna see some jockstraps and more Latino guys.

>It tries to appeal to SJWs and Jews, Beyonce is black and Gaga has Jew nose
are you 10 years old, or a foreigner?

how does your mind work to see the world like this? what's your ethnicity? brazil?

What has that anything to do with calling "diverse" when there's one race only? I guess if one country is 99% white is also one of the most diverse countries? same with one with 99% Asian

belarusian