TOMB RAIDER

What went wrong?
>having to use a huge padded bra

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needs to be a porn with her called Womb Raider

at least porn would hire someone with tits

Hayley Atwell was there for the taking and they just completely blew it

Sad!

PornstarsLikeItBig/Brazzers - Destiny Dixon - Womb Raider

>tiny tits
>Tomb Raider

Are they going to CGI her tits in?

god almighty

cute

Destiny Dixon's tits already are CGI

More like Womb Raider lol

I hope she has a sexy posh British accent

tits are the lesser problem. as a matter of fact small tits look much better than big ones.

shame about the face.

she looks fine. have you seen the latest lara croft design in the games? she's no longer sexy babe status like angelina.

THERE BETTER BE A WET SUIT SCENE

THEY WENT FOR THE FUCKING REBOOT LOOK

AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA

Fuck this shit

she needs pads for her legs and ass too, or just pick an actress with curves, for fucks sake

Whta does "posh" means ?

What's wrong with the reboot look?

Upper class

>Hollywood not content with ruining every good 80s film with a reboot
>Now ruining Tomb Raider with some twig who doesn't even have a long pony tail
>Probably not even British

>only 428kb
YOU HAVE 3MB TO WORK WITH AND YOU GIVE US THIS SHIT

Looks good to me.

Lara isnt some whiny college girl with a fake british accent.

Shes a bombshell supermodel aristocrat who raids tombs because shes bored and kills men because they are weak.

is the movie doing the TR2013 story?

Be honest; how interested are you in actually watching this movie?

Maybe. But the sleeveless top is from the last game.

She cant even do a proper british accent.

This will be cringeworthy to say at least.

Thats a tight body and almost sexarms, but she needs tits and houtglass.

hope not, the reboot game is terrible
in the movie she's trying to find her father I think

she wore almost the exact outfit in tr2013

>find her father
dropped. both her parents are supposed to be dead

Does anyone else think this is just a distressing trend in women all around? Like it just seems like girls are just obsessed with Pilates, spin class, yoga, vegan diets and everything that makes them skinny and super fit and jacked.

Who told them that women were supposed to be 120 pounds of solid muscle?

I live in Arizona and only the old ladies and latinas have any thickness. Now its going to be worse because Wonder Woman and Lara Croft are all fitness queens and have no curves. Shit sucks.

is there vr games like this yet?

>amerifats
>that
>solid muscle
>gal gadot
>solid muscle

Recently watched the originals and Jolie was actually pretty fucking good, visually and acting-wise

what's up with the 2 unnessecary dicks there

an arm with some muscle is better than the tipical totally fat arm that is usual among girls.

You sure. The top in 2013 is ripping throughout the game and show another white top underneath it.

>this
>fit

>Gal Gadot
>super fit and jacked
Drop the lighter and step away from the bong dude, you're becoming delirious.

the creator is a closet gay

And Brie Larson

Yes!

Can't wait for this 105lb petite female to one punch knock out multiple full grown men with her dainty wrists and physique which has virtually no muscle on it. No glute muscles what so ever. Skinny legs. Flat chest. Just how I like my strong female heroes to look. Don't cast a female that looks like she's strong and has a figure. Don't ask your actress to workout for the role. No no. That is degrading to women.
>Meanwhile. All the men that star in Justice League had to workout and diet for months to get big and shredded

A FUCKIN FRIDGE!

F R I D G E
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Hey, leeterr stepped up his game!

Why do women even attempt this type of bathing suit?

NO woman has ever pulled off that top successfully.

If it's anything like the game, she'll probably just be shooting and blowing everybody up.

I've never seen the Angelina Jolie Tomb Raider movies, I assume they're kind of mediocre, but do they at least get the character right?

Lara Croft is really just the female equivalent of Duke Nukem, an over the top indestructable badass with ridiculous proportions and never really grounded in reality.

>our girl Daisy dodged this bullet

Phew!

Yeah, they're surprisingly faithful to the character in those movies.

I'm guessing because you don't get bra-strap tanlines.

>Implying fake movie tits are worse than fake pixel tits

>Shes a bombshell supermodel aristocrat who raids tombs because shes bored and kills men because they are weak.
Reboot Lara is not like this at all

I think that's because male in general have shit taste and no standards so to sell them a movie you just shoot some clevage, some ass and some skeleton women abdomens. Women on the other hand need to look at abs or shoulders or pecs to get excited and that you can get only by doing workout.

In the end it's all about sex and selling the movie. That's how Hollywood will always work.

the new tomb raider game had a real disconnect between gameplay and the story they were telling

also the puzzles needed to be more varied and harder they were designed for 10 year olds.

i never cared for the movies and remember nothing about them other than rimmer

jolie movies actually introduced the whole father angle

which is good because duke nukem is a stupid character

the new games are bad yes but not because of the character changes but despite of them

More like Womb Raider

cocks not black enough...DROPPED

>1 picture

God the look of this was so perfect

How do you have concave tits? makes no sense. it's like she's less than flat chested

>Awful hair
>A fucking Power Rangers Belt for some reason
>Literally looks nothing like Lara Croft, in any of her games

>Rimmer's face when he gets to see Lara Croft showering everyday

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It's low test dyel enters the thread episode

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Leeter pls go

help me, user!

The dudes a straight up fucking cuckold

>that complete lack of ass

>not recognizing superior black genes
>2017

got my hiking heels on

>The single defining trait of Lara Croft is her athletic ability
>Struggle to climb a log because you have no muscle

Absolute poetry

>superior

You do realise that this is an adaptation of the 2013 game, right?

Fat/fitness/curves have nothing to do with one another.

Women without curves have no curves. No matter how fat they get.

I don't think most of the people in this thread even know there was a 2013 reboot game.

>Love
>Not rape

2013 lara is a fit girl with tits and ass though

attention Sup Forums
I have played every game for the last 20 years since i was a 10y old

i'd like to officially announce I will MASTURBATE to this movie no matter how shitty it is

it's an accent

No that's done to death in films
That accent is cliche and cringy

She's the doughter of a Lord though

how to spot an amerifat

>assuming she isnt acting

>no tits, hips, ass
dropped

>doughter

fucking brits

fuck orf yer yank plonker

her hands are tied together!

lets see you try it

Womb Raider

archiveofourown.org/works/5076781/chapters/14399368

>a real, talented actress playing Lara Croft instead of some insane cokehead
Finally

dont you talk shit about my waifu, cunt!

Fuck, Atwell in that costume would have been god's gift to mankind

Where did we go so wrong

Sup Forums eternally BTFO

>our girl
fuck off, reddeet

>archiveofourown.org/works/5076781/chapters/14399368

Harry Potter

Fuck, he was in that? I haven't seen those movies in so long.

a better question is why did she agree to do this?

it's inevitably going to flop. the first tomb raider made money because video game movies were relatively fresh and not publicly known to be universally shitty at the time, and because jolie was an actual movie star. the second one flopped because everyone knew what they were getting into by that point.

this shit is going to make warcraft look successful domestically.