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I want to die. Anybody else want to die?

lol @ ratings and attendance

Miami has the Dolphins
The Greatest Football Team
We take the ball from goal to goal
Like no one's ever seen
We're in the air, we're on the ground
We're always in control
And when you say Miami
You're talking Super Bowl

'Cause we're the...

Miami Dolphins,
Miami Dolphins,
Miami Dolphins Number One.
Yes we're the...
Miami Dolphins,
Miami Dolphins,
Miami Dolphins Number One!

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>The Jaguars are on pace to break the NFL season sack record, on pace to shatter most sacks in a season before realignment

>stats aren't flashy
>but all he does is win

teboq does this and he gets a song and a trillion fans
cutty does it and people want him benched

bears won

I won't kill myself today

right here brother

>Bucs being the worst team in Florida

Couldn't even help your bros out by beating the Bills

>Take seats out in renovation
>Still can't fill stadium

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM SLEEPY

Uhm excuse me Matt "MOTHER FUCKIN" Moore was the comeback king today

TB:O.J. Howard erupts for 6/98/2 breakout game
LAR:Gurley piles up 154 yards, TD vs. Cardinals
TB:Winston throws for 382 yards & 3 TDs in loss
TB:Mike Evans drops 7/91/1 receiving line on BUF
JAC:Yeldon runs for 122 yards, TD in Week 7 win
ARZ:Carson Palmer has broken arm, needs surgery
CLE:DeShone Kizer benched again Sunday by Browns
BUF:Shady carves Bucs for 122 total yards, 2 TDs
CAR:Newton turns the ball over 3 times in loss
MIN:Thielen held to 41 scoreless yards on 12 tgts
GB:Aaron Jones takes control of Pack backfield
GB:Hundley has abysmal day in first NFL start

Great Thread

My name is user and I am a Cardinals fan.

>we're actually looking at a postseason that could have the Eagels, Rams, Chiefs, Texans, or Bills in it

The Browns are going 0-16, aren't they?

I still don't get why he's a punchline
Dude is damn good

Pats gonna win right?

Hullo =3

Welcome to the American Football

*Saves Cleveland*

>Giants getting refballed
W E W
E
W E W

>fresh set of downs

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Rams will have a winning season

>Mark Ingram said he absolutely plans to make Sean Payton deliver on his claim that he would provide free pedicures if everyone wore the right cleats this week and handled the slippery Lambeau Field turf. Players don't like wearing the longer screw-in metal cleats because they're uncomfortable. But Payton demanded it this week and showed clips of players slipping at Lambeau throughout the week.

There should be a rule where the NFL steps in and confiscates the team, putting it up for auction.

>Texans

Mmmmtry again

not even Judaism can save the Browns

>Every team supposed to play a Thursday game
>Chiefs played twice in 7 weeks

Instagram dat shieet

ATM Giants == Browns

I bid $12

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>le lose too games in the same week man

Can they just fucking delete this team

>-20 point differential
>4-2

>div
>1-3

>le win too games in the same week man

I stopped in to see if Sneak is on suicide watch.

Report cleveland for feeding mid

WOOOOOOOOO

FUCK THE JETS

We have no offense with Cutlet but we have a defense

I can't wait until we meet again. Dis nigga in pic related finna meme on you niggas.

>Have 7 plays inside the Giants 3
>can't score
AHAHAHAHA

sup, Buddy -_-

what in the absolute fuck is being played on FOX right now?

THE BILLS ARE BACK BABY!!!! SEE YOU FAGS IN THE SUPER BOWL!!!

is Eagles-Rams gonna be an NFCCG preview

>it's been 5 years since tebow time erupted on the board

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NFL needs to ban celebrations again just because of the Steelers.

>Bills complete their destiny by losing to the Iggles in the owl

>tfw it's gonna get flexed to SNF at this rate

How's the cake tasting?

>EIGHT PLAYS ON THE GOAL LINE
>CAN'T SCORE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OJ Howard tho

>during week 2 I bet somebody $50 that the bucs wouldn't make the playoffs as they were crushing my bears
>just made the bet because I was mad, I really believed they would make it
>mfw their record right now

So glad we have celebrations now. Miami fan here so happy, but my fantasy qb is Palmer and he sucked today.

fucking ouch dude. its like a baseball game

Y'all know
>THE LITERAL STATE OF CAROLINA
is mad at the Bears.

:3

>offense scores 3 points
>7 pass attempts
>wins

What's going on?

I live in SC and I'm a Bears fan.

we're going back to the rushing era of football

I chortled. Good job, Chicagbro.

who here /5-2/

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Time for the token bucs season where they randomly beat the shit out of a divisional opponent late and knock them out of the wildcard while also fucking themselves out of a blue-chip draft prospect.

>Seachickens

someone stop him

you got your revenge for experiencing FoxBall like >we used to, now go beat the fudgepackers before I fucking kill myself

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>Cam "SuperMan" Newton trying to outrun Uber Mensch Leonard Floyd

and They say that the Vikqueens aren't a dirty team

>Seattle

Beating Green Bay with no Rodgers was 2EZ.

The Saints even did it away from the dome. :^)

Baltimore receivers have taken a beating in the last two weeks

You know, I have not seen a single Chiefs fan in two weeks. Where did they go?

do you think Cam ever dreams about placing hits on his OC and OL coaches?

Shula must fucking die, nothing can be learned or improved upon so long as he's the OC

there was one in the rasm thread earlier today

Dead from rectal hemorrhage

Ironically, the past few years the Saints have had a better road record than their domebabby record.

if cam was a good qb, he would be able to run the offense at the line

Not a QB
He want Lebron status
Not gonna get it
Waah

>Broncos
>Seahawks
2013 was a long time ago

>tfw picked Chargers and Giants in my pool but only gave them 2 and 3 points

True but that stigma takes a long time to fade.

Suddenly the chargers having a stadium capacity of

tbf the cheapest tickets to a Chargers game is $200 since there's no nosebleeds

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>the bears might have a small chance of finishing at .500

Is Joe Flacco still elite?

Bethard is fucking garbage lmao

>Saints lead the NFC South

>still

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>Siemien is standing in the pocket, ball in hand
>Gets drilled by Ingram
>ROUGHING THE PASSER

not for long

Funny, i don't see those 49ers fans talking him up now. Where do you suppose they went?

This nigga looks like he's in a Panic! at the Disco video.