>go to cinema to see hacksaw ridge
>ticket jockey tells me my kino license has expired
>need to pay them $56 and write a ten page essay about why Alvin and the Chipmunks 2: Road Chip was the best film of the trilogy
>turn in the essay and barely pass, now I have to take my film watching test
>have to watch the entire star wars prequel trilogy and then reenact it in front of a panel of judges
>just barely survive the reenactment, almost beef the amadala parts
>get my kino license and take it to the ticket booth triumphantly
>"one ticket for hacksaw ridge please!"
>"you have to go through the penis inspection first, sir"
>i have been jelqing my penis so i pass this inspection easily
>"may I see your kino license?"
>I hand him my license
>"sir, this isn't a kino license, this is a flick license, I'm afraid all you're permitted to see is Bye Bye Man. We're going to have to detain you for attempting to see kino with insufficient clearance"
>cinema security sneaks up and tazes me in the neck
>get dragged off to the holding cell for three days
Go to cinema to see hacksaw ridge
9/10
>days
stopped reading right there
Did you at least get your cinema crab legs and falcon chow?
you mean right at the end? great job that really showed OP.
That is the joke you pathetic literal autist
Dumb toadposter.
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that's pretty funny
actually got a hearty bellow out of me
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hey they use the czech crown in Czechia, I think this post may be facesteous.
Why are frogposters so fucking stupid?
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They use the special Czech Euro in theaters there
Meant to reply to
10/10
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>tfw my theater lake meme has caught on
Fuck off, op.
>tfw my theater is like this save for the first class bathrooms
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crableg dump complete
You seem to be worked up, friend. Remember to relax.
Just you try it, kid. I know 344 different ways to counter your attack, and that's just with my bare hands. Or maybe I'll just shoot you where you stand. But if you still think you can take me on, then go right ahead. Make a fool of yourself.
Kek.
Lost it, this is golden.
>Thank Snyder
L O FUCKING L