ATTENTION

ATTENTION

Your country has issued a RED ALERT. The British are coming to claim your clay as their own.
This is not a drill, the British are coming.

How utterly fucked are you?

America, you need not worry since your power is maximum.

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America is like 5% Anglo

(And no Irish are not Anglo)

Is it just coincidence that America goes down hill as more and more non Anglos come here? I mean the founding fathers were Anglo why shouldn't the people be as well?

Sounds pretty comfy if i'm honest lad.

Might go and do some colonising.

Reply to this post or your mother dies tonight.

i live in south texas

you cucks will get cooked by the heat

Why does Britain want to claim Mexico?

>How utterly fucked are you?

why would the British need to come here to claim the clay when they could just lend a lot of fiat money and eventually send their bank dicks to foreclose?

kind of like they already have in the US,

heil Tavistock!

>I mean the founding fathers were Anglo why shouldn't the people be as well?

the majority of the lines of the founding fathers are now African thanks to all the slave babies they were producing

DRESDEN.com'd

Cause everyone wants some latina ass?

>America, you need not worry since your power is maximum.
>implying Obama wouldn't immediately surrender

RGVfag?
former Harlingen here.

might well be fucking saved if you boys are coming around like you been coming around

Oh bugger

It's the enclosures act again!

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I'd enjoy that, come as you please.

You limey cunts can fucking BRING IT.

I just polished my armaments too (pic related).

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>sweden

pic related can singlehandedly destroy the British

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Well apparently Hong Kong wants us back so.. Sure.

Also. Listening to this while watching the EU crash with no survivors. youtube.com/watch?v=vgRVJksQocM

>The British are coming to claim your clay

We are already claiming theirs

I don't think the Brits would have the balls to invade America's adoptive 51st state.

t. Kosovo

Asphalt outside of grocery stores doesn't count.

Bong living in America here. Most Mexican food is nowhere near as spicy as a good curry. Try harder.

>Får jag mörda de jag fångar
>de

Lär dig svenska blatte.

I just have to wait until next year when the brits have frozen their bollocks off.

of course you'd prefer poo cuisine

Inte min bild, pajas.

youtube.com/watch?v=m_mDTLphIVY

ME ITALIANO, ME TENERE A MAMMA

Considering we got nothing of value here, not overly so. They'll come, see, and leave again.

Fucking tabasco is spicier than that shit he posted. What a disgrace. Try Daves Insanity if you want spicy.

You haven't been relevant since 1721

Borders are imaginary and defending one's country is just barbaric.

Learn to electricity, saunalainen

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I will happily let the poms back in, as long as they're up for some cricket and they ship off the dregs of our country back to the third world

Not too fucked I dont think, id probably just ivite them in for tea and things would be quite alright.

Try us faggots.

>tabasco

nice b8

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I WANT TO COLONIZE THE ARGIES AND BREED THEM TO BE WHITE

WE ALREADY MADE A START NOW TO PUSH INTO THE MAINLAND!

My city isn't called the Hornet's Nest for nothin'

they can try kek

What a fucking faggot

not anymore mate..expect the jippos back home soon lol

>he doesn't even try to hit repeating digits for you's

fool.

We live by the burgers. If anyone attacks us we have the biggest toughest friend on the planet to defend us. Feels good man.

at least give us a challenge. we could steamroll the entire country in a week

Let them take over. If anything, I would join the invading English army

u wot u little cheeky cunt?

Not at all considering we're already technically British clay.

You tried that before

We know how that ended

kek as anyonene who owns serb clay will have their nation eplxod

this isnt the old days m8

Sweden got Norway's back so you're pretty much fucked =/

youtube.com/watch?v=vP2jcorIOFw

very fucked

but we are basically a protectorate of Germany
so maybe not that fucked
at least not cause of the British

*zimbabwe*

We'll Kick your asses back to 17th century

Then defeat you again

1667 best day of my life

Why would you even invade here in the first place?

even with finland and denmark you couldnt beat us m8

we litterally rule the waves in europe our tech and equipment is too great.

also we have nukes..none of you nords dont

youtube.com/watch?v=OMwGX7ftBoo

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I think we've got a pretty decent chance against most countries with a coast.

The sun never sets in Britain

you aint a protectorate of germany..putin wants the EU disolved.

You wont get far m8.
We drive on the other side of the road.
You will end up at all the wrong places.

the dutch are cucks now m8

its not the old days...we dominate europe now

You're not gonna be virgin for long

Britain has never invaded the North, but the North has invaded Britain.

That pretty much sums it up. You can't do shit against us dude. You've always been inferior. Best to just accept it.

youtube.com/watch?v=ARnBgW5XgSo

But where be your digits?

With the UK taking control of your colonial possessions?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth_Anglo-Dutch_War

who cares what putin wants

also, yeah it's true. sucking someone's ass does not a protectorate make.

>invade England twice
>lose both times

>Portugal

This would be a lot more impressive coming from either Denmark or Norway.

we have fought with all of you guys except sweden as there was never a reason to invade a frozen dump m8

you aint vikings no more...you are regressive LGBT lovers with no balls.

from varoleans to cuckolds im afraid...wish i was wrong though.

Look you might have Viking blood in your veins but you also have the blood of Mohammed in your veins.

I say its about time for another crusade

U focking wot m8

The Dutch army just mobilized
We are gonna get you
>Pic related it's the Dutch might unleashed

>britain tries to nuke sweden
>leftists shut it down because nuking black people is racist

I hate you

Because they'd do a much better job at managing it

Do it Britain, for the white race!

youtube.com/watch?v=5zgkySBTUIw

not posting sabaton

also we firebombed norway and killed men women and children kek

It was red man's land for 30,000 to 50,000 years and only white man's land for 150 to 400 years thereabouts. Who can say where things go next.

We lost? The Royal lineage in UK is part viking.

Also, your Empire doesn't mean shit since you only colonized uninhabited islands and countries which consisted of sub-humans. Us vikings fought actual warriors (except for you brits of course).

Wasn't really as relevant to Britain as the viking era.

You're a cheeky bastard, aren't you, mate ???

why you so salty olav?

Do you guys make those bicycles or you buy them from the chink.

Since your force projection is shit, you'll have to nuke us.

fag

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>already on british soil as a british subject under the queen here in leaf land
I'd have biscuits and hot tea ready

Didn't Vikings just raid defenceless villages?

At least we got some land for it

I, for one, welcome my British overlords

can't wait to mix with a qt english catholic

Okay.

Despite the Brexit, they're still bigger cucks.

the anglo always wins..

Looks like you could use another 9 there, goy. I just happen to have one I might sell to you for 50,000 shekels.

(You)

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