Lakers vs. Pelicans - Game thread

Time to go above .500. Big Ballers only.

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I hope AD and Boogie do not ragefuck our guys

ad and boogie will expose busto

Lonzo already with a turnover

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

im from the future

pelicans win 142-95

anybody got a stream link

ld stream does every lakers game
>he doesnt know

ya but im not giving it to u

BIG BUST BRAND

pls?

lakers just don't play good at home desu

live-nba.stream/watch/17659/1/new-orleans-pelicans-los-angeles-lakers-live.html

NOW GET LOST

>tfw 19 year old rookie is the best player on your team

How do I get into the Ball train? Whate are the basics etc?

Just wait for LaMelo to get to ucla. Lonzo is a confirmed bust

liangelo desu

if u mean "how to understand ball" just get an old copy of 2kxx and start playing that. learn controls and lookup rules as you go

SO U WANNA BE A
BIG BALLER
SHOT CALLER
WEAR 12 INCH SHO'TIMES
HITTIN DOGGY ON YO MOMMA
BIG BALLER
LAVAR GETTN LAID TONITE
FUCK AROUN TOWN PS4 NBA LIVE PLAY TONITE

Shits weak

dont think the lakers can win this one
AD too good

just hoping it competitive

lelkers trash

OK GUYS I need 4 3's made between Lonzo and Ingram to win my fantasy matchup this week. What are my chances?

they need to make a move for someone like Noel, no interior defenders

I like Julius but he's really shit and playing him as a small ball 5 is when we got behind

kek might be a tougher thing to achieve than win seeing how bad they're shooting right now

>Lonzo is great vision magic level
>12 points down in the first quarter against belicans
>b...b....but he won against the SUNS

GIB LAKERS DANCER GF

this

60% i'd say
Ingram had a shit first quarter but he's good for 1 three

problem with zo is he doesnt like shooting unless he has no other options, so he might not even attempt 4 more 3pt this game if things go that way

Pelicans are the Lakers worst nightmare, two bigs that are great passers, great wing defender in Allen and an all-around guard to keep Lonzo busy with Holiday

DeMarcus also gets in Randle's head, this is going to get really bad, Lakers gonna get blown out by 30

if lavar fucks tina is it rape since shes pretty much retarded?

Why does she have sideburns

See what I mean? He's killing Randle

but the genius Lonzo is surely going to find a way past them with his decision making. I mean he scored 29 against the SUNS.

Reminder that this is a contract year for Randle. It's in his best interest to beast, but still looks like trash.

Oh look what happens when lakers play a somewhat decent NBA team lmao

Everyone other than like 3 teams in the league are the Lakers worst nightmare

Does Lavar have big balls? Is that how he picked the brand name?

>he doesn't know

>somewhat decent
Power rankings says belicans not even a playoff team

you realize at least 10 of the top 12 teams in the NBA are in the west, right?

youtube.com/watch?v=ZfVDJoqIrTA

This is not true at all. Lakers will be competitive with probably 20 teams, and they are unnaturally well equipped to play teams like the Warriors. But teams with bigs like these Pelicans, the Nuggets with Jokic, the Jazz with Gobert, Clippers with Jordan and Blake... will give them trouble

Doesn't matter, Power Rankings put belicans 17 out of 30. Out of playoffs even disregarding conferences.

thats not how it works you dumb vpnfag
you're getting pb'd

>another turnover
So the greatest weakness of the lonzo meme is defence.

>that's not how it works
>butthurt lelkers fan getting shat on by a D grade team.

GIB LAKERS CHEERLEADER

BIG BALLER BRAND

how many points is lonzo on btw? just tuned in

BLOWNOUT BY BELICANS

KEN TAVIOUS
CALD WELL
POPE

lonzo is one ugly mofo, racemixing gone wrong

Are we witnessing, dare I say it, a comeback?

Big Bust Brand

OH LAKERS ARE COMING BACK!
>gives up two layups and can't even inbound properly

Wow all this Lonzo leadership.

nah

Lonzo triple double alert

8 points, 7 assists, 3 rebounds

I think I'm going to filter Australia too, his posts are very low quality.

>lakers in charge of defense

that was dumb fucking Lopez's fault being the dumb motherfucker he is

why cant the lakers ever land a serviceable big after Gasol left? Lopez plays like a fucking 2 that cant even defend point guard layups.

Cousins and Davis are too hard for this Lakers Roster to defend.

>mad as fuck lonzo dick licker

How many rosters can defend against Cousins and Davis?

what did he mean by this

I'd dunk my balls in her hoop, if you know what I'm saying

Other teams realize that AD/Boogie won't beat you by themselves

you cant see but his elbow was squishing her tits
what a fucking bad boy

id just fuck her i reckon

>getting bullied by bigs in the 2017 NBA
wut?

for

Ugly father has ugly sons, what a surprise.

>new post
>nothing here

really makes me think

>blown out by the belicans
>deflecting to flag filtering

Mad as fuck big bust bum

this team fucking sucks

its like watching an nfl team with a rookie qb shitting the bed every sunday

you cant stop them. you just make sure everyone else on their team wont do shit

So now that the lelkers are playing for the lottery again how many years will Lonzo play before getting traded to Charlotte?

>tfw Lakers and Liverpool fan
When does the ride end, sp?

>also a leaf

>oh poor me I'm such a leaf
kys

nice jinx

Is it just me or does it look like Lonzo doesn't even want to be there? He doesn't talk to his teammates and just kinda sways around

...

I wouldn't want to be in a team that allows 100 points in 3 quarters either.

is KCP elite

Well at least we finally drafted the RotY

AD's glassitis is acting up. FUCK

Looking odds on to draft another number one pick too.

Lonzo needs to be more aggressive desu. to his credit though he's going against the best bigs in the league. You can see his elite passing though. Most of his assists this game was on a streaking guy

so this is my first season watching basketball
but uh I thought lakers were like GOAT? like i thought they were the fucking yankees/pats of the league for years

were they more just like late 90s packers?

>tfw no 2 free tacos from jack in the box

Canadian Laker fan, kys

If we had our pick, ha!

well it's good to work hard for your rivals.

interesting how the shitposting disapears when you block foreign flags

my current pb is just me and clips so i cant see anyones posts btw

>emotional lesbian blown out by the belicans telling us about her feelings.

Lonzo is so fucking sexy. I love mixed guys with light eyes.

AD has a fucking bump on his eye, has a headache, is dizzy and they are letting him play wtf

>Lonzo with Fisher's number
>no-name 2nd round pick with Horry's number

disrespectful desu

What a pass by lonzo to the kid in the crowd.

Randle gonna get benched again play defense you dumb fucking trex