Addiction IS a disease

Addiction IS a disease.

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If someone you know is suffering from addiction to drugs or alcohol. PLEASE don't hesitate to call us.

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That's one cucked face.

I only fap 3 times a day, never more.

1-877-KARS FOR KIKES

1-877-KARS FOR KIKES

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addicted to shekels

>83.88% APR

HE SAID I PICKED THE WRONG INSURANCE PLAN NO I PICKED THE WRONG COMPANY

WHY HAVEN'T YOU FUCKING CALLED

YOU HAVE A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT BUT YOU NEED CASH NOW

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I USED TO BE ADDICTED TO CRACK

are you implying man in op is of jewish persuasion

>cellino and barnes got me 50x what insurance offered

I should know, I was an addict for ten years. Now I'm not!

Now I'm not

>Hey white man, you need money now

I lost three years of my life to heroin, and five years on Methadone that was supposed to help me get off the stuff

>_4 monthly payments of $750
Literally just save up for a year, goddamn

he still looks like he parties

he sort of looks like a downs version of thom

oh man he does look like thom yorke with a thicker head of hair

Holy fuck i hate this commercial

If i had to be around that guy id probably do even more drugs

Holy shit haha
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The noble savage.

based NYC bros what's up

How the fuck is it a disease, you can't contract it from someone

>That Ruby Tuesdays commercial with the rapping mom

We get this shit on the radio on the east coast, greedy fucks, god forbid they say where the proceeds are going

it's going to some yeshiva organization out in new jersey to give tax breaks to all of the hasidic families with 8 kids

I find it odd that they choose to end it with a snaggletoothed crack head saying that he wish he had insurance so he could get the best care, implying that the addiction network isn't the best care available.

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Judging by their google review, yelp score and this, I think they are pretty shit lawyers.

My favorite is the "what would you do if a friend told you they suffered from a mental illness" radio spot. They read the copy with super seraial dramatic music behind it. I laugh every time.

I wish my family had insurance. I could have had the best help available.

I was babysitting a friends pets and house in December and the only fucking channel with anything on was doing nothing but Steven Seagal movies and a Walker Texas Ranger marathon with this FUCKING commercial running every FUCKING break

I'm addicted to your wife's puss.

Any lawyer that advertises is a shit lawyer user.

But are you HUGE enough for upstate NY?

HEADON APPLY DIRECTLY TO YOUR FOREHEAD
HEADON APPLY DIRECTLY TO YOUR FOREHEAD
HEADON APPLY DIRECTLY TO YOUR FOREHEAD
HEADON APPLY DIRECTLY TO YOUR FOREHEAD

BETTER CALL SAUL

JG Wentworth jingle poster here, I fukken wish I lived in NYC or even the Upstate.'

Im in chattanooga TN where I found JG cringing it up in between episodes of my House marathon

I'm attorney Peter Francis Geraci.

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TEN BUCKS

SOMEONE'S GONNA GET FIRED

Why's that? With what they're possibly dealing with is it a better look if they fly under the radar?

i wish my family had health insurance

Why would that user know anything like that? He's just being a faggot.

i fucking wish man, brooklyn is alright but i'm from the shitty part that's 40 minutes away from anything interesting. I lived upstate during undergrad but now i'm an unemployed pleb kek.

Any actual good lawyer/law firm gets business from reputation/refferal.

Advertising is for ambulance chasers and trying to find class action participants.

So what the fuck even is the addiction network? Low quality rehab?

I'm sure glad you know about every lawyer ever.

>IM JIM ADLER THE TEXAS HAMMER AND I WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP

A you a lawyer who advertises user?

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>mfw his new commercials end with "4 you"

If I was you would know since you know every lawyer

If you have a phone you have a lawyer.

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user, it's considered tacky to advertise in the legal world. Huckstery.

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Put you in a car today

Let Eastern motors
Finance it all the way

No, I picked the wrong insurance company

I see a lot of bankruptcy law advertisements where I live, and some ambulance chasers

Grit TV?

literally ruined conversations for a solid year

I HAVE A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT BUT I NEED CASH NOW

CALL JG WENTWORTH

877-CASH-NOW

I'm not even from the states nigga im canadian, we just get fox 29 for some reason.

Yep. It's the same way no good restaurant has coupons.

*opera voice

It obviously works considering they have the money to advertise.

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if your gonna pay people to treat it anything is a disease thats why gambling fornication sodomy fucking animals child fucking killing people easting people are all "diseases" beacuse people make 7 figure salarys for "treating them"

I get that shit in Seattle

>According to this chart, someone who borrowed $1,000 would end up paying back more than $4,000. And, someone who took out a $10,000 loan would end up paying back more than $62,000.

Holy shit

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They're working on contingency and operating in volume. It's the lowest level of the profession.

I gaze upon the open road writing 6th grade poetry.

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call NOW!

All addiction is fake. People simply struggle with compulsions caused by their selfish pleasure-seeking.

this

If you want to stop drinking/doing drugs, stop fucking buy it. Have the bank put intensive limits on your bank account if you have to.
I have to go to a bullshit "treatment" program as part of my probation and we literally do nothing but sit around and whine about our problems and maybe occasionally play some stupid game or something.
This world was a mistake.

She spilled my coffee!

Personally I like earning money, not being a fag.

Of course, but it hasn't stopped corrupt academia from enabling this nonsense.

FUCK

I JUST GOT OVER THIS DAMN JINGLE

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Grit?

GLEN LERNER IS THE WAY TO GO CALL 877-1500

Austin has the best lawyer

Proactive litigation ought to be illegal. Business for scumbags and scabs.

Right, I'm not addicted so therefore no one else is either

>People simply struggle with compulsions
Isn't that more or less the definition of addiction, without getting into semantics

I like how all the addicts on their commercial are on drugs at that very moment. They're clearly very effective at helping people kick the stuff.

American cable TV would make me kill myself desu

Prove the existence of what you call addiction

SO YOU SAY MEN ARE SUPERIOR DRIVERS?

No dickhead, addiction is a degenerate behavior not a physical disease.

Two things you can count on in Texas: Whataburger and Jim Adler commercials

where are you from? all cable ads are shitty, it's the same over here in leafland.

Then it most certainly isn't a disease, or a medical condition, it is a selfish desire that a person wants to enable more than they want to stop.

I'm addicted to thinking that people that believe "addiction" is a legitimate excuse to negate personal responsibility are fucking wimpy ass morons.