/f1/ - Formula 1 General - Seething Jos Edition

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3. Valtteri Bottas 244 points
4. Daniel Ricciardo 192 points
5. Kimi Räikkönen 163 points

>Nico Hülkenberg races without a podium:
132

>News:
Mercedes win the WCC
le cut inside man cuts inside and gets a penalty

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First for Hamilton wins lol

what kind of cuck twits in English when doesn't live in an Anglo country? snowniggers are pathetic

delet this

>dutch
>snowniggers

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reminder that a roastie spread her pussy where VET was starting

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thought he was from finland, all drivers with weird names are from finland

still the same

Dutch are canal niggers

Did she fuck up his grip? What a backhanded roastie.

Stroll is cute

>All this seething

At the end of the day, most drivers make it to the end of the Monaco GP without tagging a wall. Yet the second that wall is a white line nobody gives a fuck. Fuck Max. Fuck Sainz. Fuck all of them when they leave the track limits.

My attitude is simple - gravel or walls where it’s possible. Where it’s not, or bike fans bitch, temporarily install those kerbs that were breaking suspension outside the track at Austria a couple of years back. After that, ping every. single. driver who puts four wheels off the white line. Five second penalty every time. Yes, it will be a shitshow. Yes, Team LH44 will be apoplectic. But it’ll be gone from the very next race. The best 20-24 drivers in the world should be able to stay inside track limits.

>>Nico Hülkenberg races without a podium:
>132
>but but all f1 drivers are the cream of the crop

It's even worse in Blancpain and IMSA, those cars completely ignore track limits at every single turn

Like in the way a pug or bulldog is cute?

10 second stop and go penalty.
Put a wheel over curb into painted outside area, 10 seconds.
bring back sand and gravel traps.
no huge run off areas, make it grass.
I'm all for safety but this shit has to stop.
Or at least consistently enforce the rules.
And max was guilty.
Over running on the outside is one thing.
Cutting the inside is another.

Why is Max such an assblasted bullshitter? He said he wants nobody to go to the GP next year because of this and called the steward a Mongol

Max knew he went off the track to overtake him, should've given back the place at the next corner if he didn't want a penalty

Max is just a little bitch

>the state of f1 casuals

>break rules
>gets penalized
>HURR THEY DIDN'T APPLY THE RULE IN THIS CASE THEREFORE THE RULE SHOULD BE REMOVED TOTALLY THIS IS RIGGED

Probably because he's pretty embarrased to get caught making such a painfully blatant illegal move to gain the position on the last lap right before the chequered flag. And then celebrating in advance before millions of people. And now everybody sees his bitch move being played over and over again. And now they're just doubling down.

Of course RB, Jos and him would start accusing others of doing the same but it doesn't make his incident any less embarrasing.

>max was literally cuckoo'd out of his podium by kimi

remember how you were when you were 19?

f1 = wwe
motogp = ufc

He's barely above AMX.

Ayyy a full story about F1 even if it was just about Hartley
You have to love his "I have an extra chromosome, please be patient" look

Ferrari is still the GOAT

>HURR THEY DIDN'T APPLY THE RULE IN THIS CASE THEREFORE THE RULE SHOULD BE REMOVED TOTALLY THIS IS RIGGED

It's a valid point, caps only makes yourself look like a fool

Has that slut from Mercedes got her dog that (you) payed for yet?

They could start by just enforcing the current rules all the time, and not when they feel like it. Mad Max is right, it's BS and it's taking away the excitement of the sport.

The fact that they didn't apply the rules before shows you how serious they take them, when they feel like it...
This is some "5 points to Griffindor" level of BS

>vomits in mouth
I just finished cooking dinner

real woman vs fat ogre shit

She about to fuck?

HOWEVER

Anyone have the calculations for Vettee's laughably-small chance of not being eliminated next week?

missed the race, but just saw the highlights. Max clearly gained an advantage. i don't know why everybody is so butthurt about it.

good (frightening?) to see that /f1/ is being rational and correct about this

They said it on sky. Lewlew needs to finish 5th to win the WDC if Vettel finishes 1st.

I like Verstappen but he cut the track, there is indisputable video evidence.

>Should the stewards have been allowing it all weekend?
Fuck no. None of the stewards should be invited back for this kind of inconsistency and Charlie Whiting needs to have his ass severely chewed out. Perhaps we need a new race director. Bernie is gone and this shit can not be allowed to fly anymore if F1 is to have a bright future.

>Should more gravel, grass and other low grip surfaces be introduced
I like where people are going with this but I don't think so. Instead I think speed bumps of a height that will guarantee suspension damage should be put at apexes and corner exits. They should have rounded or tapered trackside faces so drivers can feel when they are just starting to hit them. That will resolve this problem real quick.

>that watch sinking into her fat folds
oink

Anyone have the calculations for Mercedes's laughably-small chance of being handicapped next year?

when they tried the launch ramps at Austria many drivers complained about muh safety

Hey, she's not pretty but you don't have to be so rude mangs

S E E T H I N G

She is fatter than my mum and my mum is the fattest person I know. They both really need to get a handle on their health.

>Ferrari International Assistance
>Ferrari hasn't won shit in almost a decade

is Jos still living in the Schumi era?

Amx should've behaved himself, it's not like he's a title contender losing out on crucial points. He already signed a new contract so it doesn't matter how this season ends for him. This will just give him more penalties.

In other news, aerocat a cute.

>get a handle on their health
there are plenty of handles as it is already.

I would love to see the sport go back to the pre Bernie/Mosley era of "If you are scared, don't drive so fast". The entitlement these drivers have that they should be able to go 200mph and not have to worry much about major injuries...

I don't want to see drivers hurt or dead but I also don't like the personalities the sport attracts now. When the cars could kill you, it meant you had to accept that outcome when you strapped yourself inside one. Driving was more than an athletic spectacle, it was a real existential risk. I believe it takes a much more valuable and compelling character to face that kind of risk with grace. The drivers now practice and perform, practice and perform, like they are reading from a script.

For what it's worth based Salo said on the finnish broadcast that he really had tried to push that there should be a penalty for going wide in the penultimate corner.

>Bring back death races
What would be the Isle of Man race for cars be?

It's Macau

European Hillclimb Championship

While we're at it let's force manufacturers to use magnesium bodywork just to spice things up a bit more.

>magnesium bodywork

DANICA FIAT

lads lads
vrooom vroooooom v10 when?

Probably this, assuming the current F1 cars could round the hairpin.

Otherwise the obvious Nords or bringing back the original Spa track

Pescara

>new zealand made this monday a public holiday to celebrate a kiwi being in f1 again

oh you guys

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Dubs for Ocon podium in Mexico

it will be colder than austin

I never get

>knee high boots

literally diamonds right now

Patrician taste

What fucking meme tyre choices from RBR.

just ultrasoft my shit up

>One piece bikini AND thigh high boots

I think I've died and gone to heaven

Want to know what's the real reason?
Also I'm saving this kiwi thanks!

I remember blowing loads to her back when she was a Vine celebrity.

labour day right?

Yes, we all got a holiday for voting in the Labour Party.

>were

Yep it's the one day off a year labourers are given off to bribe them for their hard work

I know have her playboy shoot, but i cant remember where

Who lacks of sleep due to staying up too late for f1?

>Labourers would unironically earn time and a half plus a day in lieu if they worked Labour Day.

Fires the neurons that one does.

Business idea: Vettlel gets bottas' Mercedes for the last race to put this "carbaby" stuff to rest

wtf are you talking about?! The race was finished before 11pm

I'm saving Formula 1:

>remove high degradation tyres, design them to last
>simplify aero, more underbody downforce and less wings
>larger displacement ICE and less complex PU
>engine penalties to the teams, not the drivers
>100kg lighter, shorter and a little narrower cars
>ten teams on track
>remove tilkedromes and grandpas

When will we hear from Brawn's sporting working group?

Me, especially as I stayed up to watch the reactions to the penalty.

Think I missed qualy lads, what time is the race starting at?

any cool twitters to follow?

>remove high degradation tyres, design them to last

They already did for this year, you fucking idiot

Ricky Rocket the Honey Badger Ricciardo

Amidst his autistic sperging about meat, being """"Scottish"""", and craving Alonso as his lover, Ted mentioned next year the teams will get to decide which three compunds they will bring to each race. Is this true? I like it if so.

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hope sainz gets his first podium soon desu

ARE JU IS FATHER?

Based Sergio holding his own again

mexico podium confirmed

>3 3 33
He'll get a 3rd place together with Ricci and amx

Kvyat confirmed for Mexico then?

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>oh my gosh you can't go over the white lines

meanwhile in motogp

>oh my gosh he touched the ground

meanwhile in cheese rolling

>oh my gosh they did a flip

meanwhile in olympic gymnastics

um excuse me honey buns not so fast

HAHAAHAHA FUCK SO FUNNY SO EDGY HAHAHAHAHAHA HE DED HAHAHAHAHA

fucking cagers

RATE THE BEST F1 RACES THIS SEASON:
>for me
1. USA
2. Azerbaijan
3. Spain
4. China
5. Hungary

I expect a lot from my fav track Interlagos senpais. Pls no bully.