Lol like nbc wouldn't suck his dick for a seinfeld reunion

lol like nbc wouldn't suck his dick for a seinfeld reunion

its not realistic when the nbc guy gets mad at him and maybe won't do it

4>1>5>3>2

>tfw only an inch taller than george
>tfw i now see how short i look compared to everyone else

i didn't come here to feel like shit Sup Forums

seinfeld was never funny

>what's le deal with x
>jerry X problem
HAHAHAHAH

to be fair, jerry and larry are on the tall side, and kramer is gigantic.

I would fuck Elaine.

Larry David is a funny cunt and he has some acting chops

ur a good lad

MOMMY

Who wouldn't?

same

edgy teenager detected

george is leaned over and elaine has heels to be fair

>on the tall side
>5'11"
>Gigantic
>6'3"

Manlet detected

nice

My dad looks exactly like seinfeld with a slightly less kikey nose.

DAMN!

Childhood is loving the show as a comedy, adulthood is realizing you are George

now draw Elaine's pls

George had multiple good looking female sex partners. I would kill to be George.

wtf I love seinfeld now

george was very successful.

had a full time job doing practically nothing for the new york yankees

I think George had over 50 girlfriends

He's listed at 5'5, looking at the OP's picture he's significantly shorter than Elaine who is listed at 5'3, and he's wearing those thick soled shoes.

I'd wager he's 5'2. Hyper manlet status.

>and he's wearing those thick soled shoes

and shes wearing heels you fucking retard

>didn't like elaine when I was a kid
>now I get hard as fuck when I see her

he's slouched against the wall and she's wearing heels

the 5'5" measurement is probably accurate, it's still absolute manlet-tier anyway

which would only give Elaine a slight height boost when you minus out George's thick shoes. Dude is 5'2.

Why do manlets like yourself get so assblasted?

Well, how about I just knock you flat on you're ass you troll, that sound any better to you? Just name the time and the place and I'll be there.

>the 5'5" measurement is probably accurate
They always list themselves as taller than they actually are.

>what's le deal with x

You can count the times anyone actually says this in the show throughout it's entire run on one hand. I have no idea why it's such a meme.

>the 5'5" measurement is probably accurate

looks like it