Character has a diary

>character has a diary
>it becomes an important plot device
Who the fuck writes diaries?

/lit/ writes diaries. And so do I.

What do you write about? Your adventures of being a normalfag?

>he hasn't seen the inevitable biopic ripped straight out of my diary desu

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Are you a cute little jewess?

I want Sup Forums to LEAVE

>Who the fuck writes diaries?
According to IMDb:
a wimpy kid
a mad black woman
a madman
a nymphomaniac
a vampire
a princess

I used to try and keep dairies because I saw girls in movies doing it so I thought I should too. I would only write in them once put them aside and forget about them. Once I wrote about my first time sucking dick in my Winne the Pooh Diary and my mom found it and went ballistic. I never saw that bitch read anything in her life. Not even a TV guide. Why she gotta be reading my shit?

>tfw life not interesting enough to keep a diary
>tfw not even interesting enough to need a day planner or calendar

hey bby

I have a dream journal, kind of like a diary.

>Today I shitposted on Sup Forums.
>Today I shitposted on Sup Forums.
>Today I shitposted on Sup Forums.
>Today I shitposted on Sup Forums.
>Today I shitposted on Sup Forums.
>Today I shitposted on Sup Forums.

I was thinking about doing this. How long have you been keeping yours and has it worked at all for lucidity? I have pretty good dreams every night but I never remember them after my shower.

Yeah! I bet he writes about having a gf and friends lol what a faggot.

people are inherently dicks

writing diaries is therapeutic.I used to do it as a kid, then got onto free form writing in my teens as expression.

Dude, you're a fag.

>he doesn't keep a Dream diary to unravel his subconscious
never gonna make it

Try writing about your dreams and thoughts about stuff.

t. Expert Ballhandler

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