Make tiny pebble a horcrux

>make tiny pebble a horcrux
>throw it down the Mariana Trench

WHY WAS THIS SO DIFFICULT

Because its a children's book written by a lonely women who cared more about characters than logic.

Because it emanated from one of the dullest minds in the history of movie franchises.

It's explained in the story. JK is a fucking hack though. I can understand the powerful magical artifacts but a fucking snake? If he was going to put part of his soul in a living thing why not the Basilisk?

fuck why not do it twice?!

Why are you even trying to find logic in of one the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

That would have been hard, the basilisk is a big guy

maybe he wanted to check on them regularly, it makes sense if you are paranoid

If Basilisk venom can destroy horcruxes, how would that work?

>horcrux

what? can you explain this. i stopped reading HP after puberty

>make tiny electron a horcrux
>throw it down the mariana trench

What a piece of shit franchise.

if u r so smart why u not write the series instead?

>Create Horcrux
>Launch it out into space

...Why wasn't the Horcrux in Harry destroyed when he was bitten by the Basilisk?

S-stop ruining the canon user

wasn't the horcrux in harrys "soul" not his body

>accio horcrux

it has to be an object of personal significance

i've never read this and never will

because there is always the chance that you'll get tired of immortality and want to off yourself. that is the double edged sword of being a Lich: you don't want people to find your philactory, but you also don't want it to be completely irretrievable in case you want it yourself.

>its this lazy mobile redditor thread again
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It's because he is a narcissist. He couldn't handle to thought of attaching a piece of his soul to anything that didn't display some form of grandeur.

Too vain.

But Avada Kedavra kills the body not the soul so Voldemort couldn't have destroyed it either. JK is a complete fucking hack

Been answered in an FAQ before.

>This plothole has been patched over after the fact

She's a hack

>have XXVIII LEGIONES ROMANI
>throw XVII, XVIII, and XIX back to the western side of the Rhine in 7AD

WHY WAS THIS SO DIFFICULT

Dull comment to be honest

Yes, and also it requires an extremely lengthy and precise dark ritual with tons of concentration and specific spells to create a horcrux. Except when it happens by literal accident in the heat of the moment of a break-in and attempted murder.

So much of that horcrux shit was just forced in with contradictory retcons. It's such a fucking mess. You can even see how Rowling patches things in backward.

>Harry uses the basilisk tooth to kill Tom Riddle's diary just because it happens to be the nearest sharp object
>BASILISK VENOM DESTROYS HORCRUXES NOW BECAUSE IT HAS TO OR ELSE THAT SCENE WON'T MAKE SENSE ANY MORE

>Harry is scarred from his encounter with Voldemort and has a mysterious connection to him
>PLOT TWIST: HARRY IS A HORCRUX BECAUSE I COULDN'T THINK OF ANY BETTER PAYOFF FOR THAT STUFF

Voldecunt was a low tier street magician

Prove me wrong.

that's dumb, space is destructive af

fracture your soul in an attempt to achieve immortality, putting a part of your soul in a mortal creature.

Pride

I always love these. They're always so masterfully done, half bait, half genuine.

>he doesn't read it every time

>documented and observable proof exists of human beings having souls
>Harry literally visits some form of afterlife briefly
>everybody still lives completely secular lives

has anyone compiled all of these in a single pic?

>take boat to pacific ocean
>accio horcrux

Its magic, stupid.

Specifically tried in the book and explained not to work.

Dumbledore says it's all in his head.

But yeah the souls thing definitely.

Any myrtle

>>accio horcrux
you can't do that. they tried it with the locket that Regulus hid in his parents' house and it didn't work.

>mfw he made a snake, a living thing that can be easily killed, a horcrux

these entire posts

you could somewhat defy logic by saying "hurbis yada yada" but there's literally no way to defend this, especially when the snake isn't anything special or from a specific lineage and all that.

...

yeah, she should've made it like Nagini took care of him when he fled to Algeria after baby Harry Porter rekt him.

There's no way those tweets are real

Isn't that what happened? I'm sure he was feeding off her milk

So that's why it's hufflePUFF.

because it wasn't there anymore

Wtf I hate voldy now

Best meme 2017

How does group masturbation even work?
Do you get turned on by watching some dude jack it while watched my yu? Or do they all have their own porno mag?
Wouldn't it be really awkward when someone comes? Unless you are really far away surely it would get on somebody or go in their hair.

Fuck Gatsby but otherwise good list

ok this might be a dumb question because I remember fuck all from the books but what if Voldemort wanted to be able to die at some point? and he didn't want to have to wait potentially millions of years or spend an absurd amount of time trying to find that one pebble he threw into a river?

>It's because he is a narcissist. He couldn't handle to thought of attaching a piece of his soul to anything that didn't display some form of grandeur.
That was part of it.

Another was:
>Acio pebble
Well that was easy.

>If I use this polymorph its not gay bro

>he never read the ""No!"" part
missing out desu

>tfw you will never have a group masturbation session with a bunch of hippie wizards
I bet hufflepuff secretly has all the most powerful wizards, they just don't give a shit

No gay shit. You put on a porno and everyone sits around jerking it. As long as you aren't making eye contact it's not weird. Great bonding experience.

wouldn't horcruxes need to be access in order to perform revival, resurrection, and healing rituals?

>filename: mommy
>video is of fake tits

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because the pressure would likely crack the rock "destroying" it?
because how easy is it to just find a way over the trench, and throw something directly into it?
because its not in england?
no one nose why

then the death eaters couldn't retrieve the horcrux to revive voldamort idiot

what if he WANTED to die someday?

perfect tits

How many fucking pebbles would they have to sift through?

This, a horcrux does not make you indestructible only a way to bring you back if you do die. which explains why he wants the unbeatable wand so he doesn't have to go through that shit again.

But Voldemort didn't use a horcrux to revive himself you spastic cunt

He wanted an unbeatable wand because every time he went after Harry crazy shit kept happening. He had no idea Harry was a Horcrux

>shit yourself wherever you stand
>"removus me poopus"

nu uh

>documented and observable proof exists of animals being sentient
>snakes have their own understandable language
>animorphed rat can talk to other rats
>everybody still eats meat
wizards are all sociopaths

>Dumbledore is one of the greatest and benevolent wizards
>Has a slave race working in the castle

These "people" deserve death

maybe im getting baited but why the fuck do people do this.

I would have put it in a Phoenix since it's impossible for it to stay dead.

(you) redistribution

>Dumbledore is one of the greatest and benevolent wizards
>sodomizes men in their arsehole
>wizards prior to the 19th century would just shit on the street and SHITTUS VANISHUS

based mondie

Grindelwald > Voldermort

>Dumbledorf fucks Tom Riddle in the ass
>Tom Riddle gets WIZARD AIDS
>this turns him insane
>he becomes voldemort
deepest lore

>Live in a world of LITERAL FUCKING MAGIC
>HAHAHA FUCK THAT CRACKPOT MINGE GOBBLER TRELAWNEY PFFFT DIVINATION WHAT A LOAD A BOLLOCKS
What did Hermione mean by this?

She was mad as fuck that she wasn't good at something. She was ever more mad that it was something she couldn't study to be better at. So like a complete cunt she dismissed it as bollocks

>find out you're a wizard and can do magic at the age of 11
>spend all your free time at your magic wizarding school complaining about homework and lying around
>not spending all the time you can learning new spells
what did harry, and all the muggleborns, mean by this

FUCKING THIS!

There's no way I would care about some gay shit like "The house cup" or Quidditch. I'd be in the library every day trying to learn everything I could

>If magic really existed everybody would be Voldemort

It's not explicitly stated, but a very common theory is that Horcruxes have to be an object you're already attached to, sentimentally.

Everything that WAS a horcrux was something Voldemort either cared about, or influenced his life in some way.

>Wanting to learn spells makes you Voldemort

I wouldn't want to kill all the Jews or anything. I'd just want to do all the cool shit he and Dumbledore did in their duel

Pebble is destoryed\broken down by the depths of the dark ocean
Youre move, voldetard

That's what they all say.

But then you learn how to get a little richer, maybe. Or a little more powerful. And then you keep going and going. Maybe you want to cheat death, and you start working toward that.

The endgame is being a sage or a supervillain and I can't imagine grey area.

trickle down (you)s

>I wouldn't want to kill all the Jews or anything
Are you retarded? Wizards ARE the jews.

>muh mudbloods (like Obama and other half-jews)
>muh MUGGLES
>control the world secretly
Wizards are literally kikes.

Yeah if you like silicone.

They don't explicitly say that horcruxes can't be rubbish objects like a pebble, but it goes against Voldemort's character to make a horcrux like that.
He was obsessed with collecting rare magical items that would have the privilege of housing a fragment of his soul.

His pride was his weakness.

>I wouldn't want to kill all the Jews or anything.

Well that explains why harry became one.

It is about supply and demand

These people, when give so many (you)s affect the market making every (you) less valuable. It could be for various reasons. One of the most common is when (you)s have so much value that no one can afford giving it to anyone, so if a lot of people receive a (you), they will be more encouraged to give them and thus reactivate the market

What if he wanted to die? being unable to take your own life can easily turn your existance into hell.

Are you a closet homo? thats the worst titjob I've seen in my life

No you wouldnt, you would eventually get used to it and find it mundane.

>I wouldn't want to kill all the Jews
You're right, you're not Voldemort.

You're WORSE.

then he could just go destroy all his horcruxes and then kill himself