World Cup predictions thread

World Cup predictions thread?

>France wins the thing, 2 - 0 against archrival Brazil
>Germany is eliminated in quarters
>England finishes at a surprising 3rd place
>Argentina faces Portugal in KO stage, Messi nutmegs Ronaldo

I'm hoping for USA and Chile to make it out of the group stages

australia wins
everyone except the muslim countries boycott qatar and france wins

>England finishes at a surprising 3rd place

yeah, in the group, and surprising it wasn't fourth

The group of death will be Chile, USA, Neverlands and Tangent & Tomaco.

England go to the semis relying on Kane goals

Semis
England vs Belgium
1-1 Belgium win on penalties

Germany vs France
2-1

3rd place
England vs France
1-2

Final
Germany vs Belgium
0-1

>World prediction thread again
>another French OP

what are you on about, this year is our year.

kek

argentina win it by messi carrying.

England get to semis relying on spurs magic

germany dont want it

brazil get memed by mbappe and friends

belgium choke

>belgium choke

hey, that's our job

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The final will be Argentina vs France.

Iberian dominance, that's for sure.

Either Spain or Portugual will be in the Final, or both will be in the different semifinals.

Ps: For that Spain has to make a smart passing game and not a stupid tiki taka game, obviously. There are fantastic and fast young players, there's only laking a good young striker.

Germany's Z team wins it. Poortugal is beaten by Chile.

Asensio will be the meme player of the tournament, just like hames was in 2014.

>Iran makes ro16
>Brazil 1(6)-1(5) France in the final
>Argentina and Portugal both don't make it to the knockout stages
>England makes it to the ro16
>Colombia finishes 3rd place
>Germany loses to Colombia in the 3rd place match 3-2 in ET
>Uruguay does not make it out of their group
>Russia makes it to the ro16

USA will win FIFA

france is going to cruise to easy victory don't @ me

xd

where is brazil there?

>The Portugal meme will end - group stage exit
>The Argentina meme will end - group stage exit
>The Brazil meme will end - lose in semi-finals
>The France meme will end - lose in the final
The Germany meme will not end

Schweinsteiger carries Chicago to the Quarterfinals

Also,
>The England meme will never end - group stage exit with 0 goals scored

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I actually believe we can win it this time, even though we have been shite for a long time

Portugal cannot progress from the group stage by finishing 3rd this time, they will get exposed as the shit team they are.

>Ps: For that Spain has to make a smart passing game and not a stupid tiki taka game, obviously
Are you absolutely retarded or just a stupid Halal customer? Current Spain dont even play tiki taka and that "stupid tiki taka" is what won you a world cup in the first place.

>*wins the confetti cup group (good warm-up for the WC)*
>*wins the WC qualifying group*
brush your teeth before mentioning the european champions next time, please

germany won't make it out of the group stage

I'm predicting England won't win it. You heard it here first.

holy
made me grin

Italy always do well when no one expects shit from them

They always fuck up when everyone expects well from them

>predicting before it's even set

lel, y? Italy has as good a chance of winning it as they do not making it.

Allah always wins

England, France, Argentina, and Colombia get eliminated in the quarter final. In the semi final Brazil beats Germany and Belgium beats Poland, Brazil wins the cup and Germany gets third.

Portugal doesn't get a single point.

>Colombia gets eliminated for the next 25 WCs in the first game of the group stage
>Chile beats Argentina, going 7-0 on the first half
Screencap this guys, the fix is IN

If singles, Peru will win

we finally field a decent midfield and win the final against Messi FC

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I just found this image deep in my old picture folders. It was a prediction I made just at the start of the world cup 2014. What do you think? I predicted the semis accurately, as well as one of the finalists.

>France goes out in group by even blacker nations
>Swedes go out vs Italy in play off
>Many fans in tears that Netherlands didn't qualify cause of refball
>Streaker in final
>Russia wins the whole thing by strange calls, everyone on Sup Forums now calls them Rigged Russia

ISIS bombs on the finals, then the WC gets cancelled

We beat Italy in the playoffs and reach the quarter finals

>Bosnia
>Not choking away golden opportunities every chance they get
pick 1 and only 1

Spain wins easy. UK makes a strong showing. France gets exposed. Belgian dark horse performs exactly the same as the past 2 WCs.

I fear a major disappointment and we get out in the quarters

But you're not even gonna get past Honduras

exhilirating bantz

>yeah, in the group,

Someone stole my idea!

that's what he said
but, in seriousness, it's our turn agian

>spurs magic
The Spurs players play like shite for England. Kane, whilst he has scored some goals, has a terrible record for somebody who's suppose to be our saviour. He'll either get injured or play like shit. Remember Euros with Kane AND 'Goat' Vardy? Yeah. It was shit.

Our defence is crap, but Holding looks decent if he progresses for next 3 years. Our midfield is devoid of creative players and Wilshere needs to not die and play well to get in, Barkley should go. Our strikers are still shit, even with Kane.

If Kane is sent off or injured, who is gonna do it? Walcott? I mean, Walcott is the top scorer for England currently (as in, Rooney has retired). Welbeck? Rashford? Who are the strikers that are gonna save us? Is Vardy going to go?

>using 1940's memes that Americans made
Howling.

can we go to 1/16 ?

>can't get counted if you don't go to the dentist.
Almost made me think.

We will send our A team and win the World Cup, defeating germany 3-0 in the finals with a Hirving Lozano hat trick

Would be nice to see some classic rivalries:
England - Argentina
Argentina - Brazil
France - Brazil
England - Germany
Italy - Germany

Also Argentina - Portugal final would be pretty sick.

>yuroslurping picks because durr Uefa must be better than everyone
Kys

>England - Argentina
How will both choke then?

>Germany wins
>France chokes against Brazil in the Round of 16
>England makes it to quarter final only to be destroyed by Belgium

Wales will get the to semis of course. They are clearly of that standard now and a team to be feared worldwide.

Oh, what's that wales

>Colombia finishes 3rd place
You lost me there

We choke by fucking the easy group up and coming second. Then get beaten easy by the decent team who came first in Thier group

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>Argentina - Portugal final
>Argentina chokes against fucking Portugal

>Rashford is not a genuinely exciting talent

England out at the group stages with a Jordan Pickford blunder

I was going to say the same, fucking groups stage is not even set and these fuckers want to make predictions.

I think this could be Brazil's 6th WC or maybe Germany's 5th

I also think that if Mexico kicks out its stupid couch they could make it to the semis

>Mexico
>Going past the round of 16

Don't you have a classic rivalry with Germany, or something?

>Holding
>Wilshere
>better than Keane, Maguire, Winks, or Dele
Hahaha

Unfortunately no, Croatia.

Germany win
France underperform
England a shit
Messi drags Argentina into the quarter finals again

It's funny to read british people, they are always this deluded thinking they will reach semis and they barely will get out groups.

I know you're baiting for a reaction here pal, but literally NO-ONE in England thinks we will get any further than he group

we're dogshit

it used to be hope mingled with expectation
now it is hope mingled with expecatation but different expectation to before

Egypt wins after the Lord Salah ejaculates 69 goals into the net of every single team they face

It will be one of their years, la