80 Mio. €

> 80 Mio. €
80 Mio. €

What's the difference between a mittelstürmer and a linksauBen?

>mittelstürmer
Knowing nothing of german that sounds like a Center Forward.

LinksauBen might be attacking midfielder? Second striker?

Left wing I think

centravanti and trequartista

add a fedora pic yourself because I can't be arsed

linksauBen': St, Pauli
rechtsauBen: Energie Cottbus

United are going to get one of those players for FREE in January.

>tfw manure buys him for 160

>linksauBen

...

link is left in german so probably left wing or something like that
Mittelstrumer is probably centre forward

do mittelstürmers stürm mittels?

Yes they storm in the middle.

>€60M for pacy dabless talentless nog #5376

is transfermarkt simply ignoring the insanity that is the current market?

a player like Kane wouldn't go for less than 150m if he was sold next transfer window

>stürming mittels

how many mittels would you say he stürms on a daily basis?

his stats for stürming mittels are so high, eight out of ten statisticians hate him

'der mittelstürmer' is the centrist antisemitic newspaper over here

they kinda hate jews but don't want to kill them, just deport them to madagascar

>what position do you play
>oh me, i'm a left sauce
germans

this doesn't look very accurate 2bh

only non memes on that list is sanchez and the brown

>Harry Kane
>24 years
thats wrong

>implying
He's a CM who plays as a false 9. No pace abuse in his game at all.

>the moderate nazi meme
When will it end? Moderates aren't nazis

so mittelstürmer is Sup Forums and linksauBen is reddit

good picture

>no Turkish flag under the German one for Mesut Özil
I don’t get it tvh

He doesn't have dual citizenship, only German.

kek

wh-what? please explain, I want to be in /bundes/ too