What handegg team do Americans in the red states support?

What handegg team do Americans in the red states support?

Sale Sharks

The kneelers

Take your pick of cowshits, stoolers, or PACKGODS or otherwise one of the nearby teams

The Philadelphia Piledrivers.

Also why is the UP red? Ans why is Louisiana red when they have a team?

Cowboys usually.

Kansas City is a city split between two states that call themselves two different cities.

Kauffman and arrowhead are in Missouri but not by much (I'm less than an hours drive to Arrowhead living in Kansas) so Kansas is with the KC Chiefs.

he's better when he's taking on the Jews

Why he always labels his stuff so much

Southern States are Cowboy fans

New England States are Patriots fans.

Flyover states in surrounding Colorado are Broncos Fans.

South Carolina - Panthers

Nevada - Raiders

Oregon - Seahawks

A+

>Virginia
Russkies. People seem to care less about them now though

Thanks pham,

Indiana is Cowboys territory

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Umm... No Sweetie. You have to support your local team.

>t. eagles fan

samefag

>Garrison still drawing daddy trump as an Adonis

Good lord and I thought Obama worshipping was bad

>literally called America's Team
Why do you even have to ask?

>The UP of Michigan in red

Be nice. OP is from Britain and the population of the upper peninsula is about 11 people.

>Ben Garrison is a real unironic person

For me its seattle snowflakes

What idiot made this map?

It's the New England Patriots, not the Massachusetts Patriots...

Going by where the stadium is - which is why New Jersey isn't red

Yeah, the stadium is in New England, of which Mass is just a part.

do people find this funny??

this

Most of them support the team closest. Otherwise, Cowboys, Steelers, and Packers are the traditional bandwagon options for teamless folk

cringe