New Tomb Raider / Lara Croft

>This is the new lara croft
>This is the new tomb raider

Angelina Jolie was LITERALLY lara croft

but who is this?
THAT FUCK HUGE FOREHEAD

she was so cute in Man from UNCLE. She has like a slight irish accent

>irish
>lara croft
>british
dude no

>lara croft
who cares, nobhead

irish are british you stupid mong

Brits wish this was true lmao

>muh """British isles"""

>Lara's one defining trait is big breasts
>decide to cast this

She drilled eddie redmayne while he was wearing her dress. Pretty based imo

>She drilled eddie redmayne while he was wearing her dress.

You're a liar but I want to believe, tiny dommes best dommes

disgusting halfnigger

She's a good actor but she doesn't fit this role at all. Probably got the role because of her hype.

It's Alicia Vikander, dumbass & is good choice to play a new Lara if they can come up with the standard that meets today's value.

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nu-lara is a round-faced teen for the YA audience

>Normies whining that she doesn't look like their pixel waifu facially

She's a much better actress than the other contenders (such as Daisy) and looks in really good shape in the photos. I think she's fine even though I wish it was Kaya

Did you not watch the Danish Girl or something

What a fucking downgrade in teddies department if anything they should be upgrading

>pic related

Imagine her jumping around with those fat juggs

I'm not even sure Christina Hendricks can jump period

is the miscasting of traditionally thick big titted women as skinny hipless titless women part of some agenda I'm not aware of?

NO MORE BIG TITS

>Will likely get scenes with Lara mowing down wave after wave of burly, rugged men since this is based on the TR reboot

I'll be there opening night

Sup Forums, have you seen the new Lara Croft? She's nothing like the old Lara. Old Lara is, sadly, dead and buried. No sense in getting your hopes up for anything else but a moderately attractive womenlet.

I blame you, Sup Forums, and the media. For pushing so many boring eyeliner brunettes over the last 5-10 years. The standard has diminished immensely. Video games only try to emulate what others are doing theatrically. The new Lara only reflects the times we're in.

This movie born dead, like Wonder Woman

Hnnnnnghhh

Yeah I don't see the problem. Physically looks the same build as current Lara. Anyone expecting a return to the curvy big titted Lara is out of touch.

Stop lying.

She's pretty much perfect for the new Lara Croft, which is the one they're adapting by the way.

>nuLara is shit
>Vikander is shit
>movie is guaranteed to be shit
What's the problem here?
It's yet another vidya movie that's gonna flop, just move on.

Walton Goggins is the villain at least, that'll be fun.

Too old, no charisma and baldness.

I want to pound that tight little brown pussy so fucking bad

>Angelina Jolie was LITERALLY lara croft

I take it you haven't played the reboot and it's sequel?

I like Goggins, but no way I'm paying to see this shit. Not even sure I'll download it even.

Reminder this is Lara now

this movie just got more interesting...

Something about her really annoys me. She has the face of a boy

This is nothing like this

she would have been great..sure she'd have to dye her hair, but she has the martial arts background and acting chops to pull it off..

suddenly im interested

You are fucking blind, senpai

Welp, guess I'm gonna see it.

If Jolie had naturally big tits she would have been perfect visually, her accent was great too.
Vikander looks like 'nu-lara'

Gal Gadot fridge casting effect is spreading

No hips
Skinny legs
No tits
Normie face

These guys are going to get an unpleasant surprise when they open the box office

Yeah I can relate to that, he was the only good thing in American Ultra too.

Lara should look like she could kick my ass. This is a little girl.

SJWs ruin everything. They CGIed Lindsay's Lohan's breasts smaller after test audiences complained they were "raunchy".

They really need to start allowing straight men to be casting directors

No she just needs to look young and athletic but israeliwood is afraid of women who have ever done squats or been in a gym

She's too old to play her anyway
Although she probably would've been a better choice for Captain Marvel

What has the Irish got to do with Lara Croft anyway you spastic? Croft has a well spoken English accent.

Pic related should have been Lara.

If you are going to have someone that old then you might as well make it a British actress and make it Kate Beckinsale - literally perfect choice with the action roles she's done and looks wise.

Isn't Vikander Swedish? Where is the Irish accent?

She's absorbing it via Fassbender's semen

Just make an animated movie like The Polar Express.

ha ha ha

Like a ray of sunshine

What's wrong with big soft boobs?

> Alicia Vikander
>Swedish
>Oh let's make her play a Brit because he lives in the UK lol

Dropped. Same as Fassbender.

True, it's a shame the movies weren't better.

Hope she has an ass that compares to this

Terrible choice.

I bet his entire character is "Rapey Vibes: The Criminal"

>brown
Half-Finngolian, so yellow

Nope.

>tfw no Hayley Atwell or Gemma Arterton Lara Croft perfection
fuck u hollywood

What the fuck?

Is this bitch of Indian descent or something?

Isn't Lara Craft supposed to be British? And like, white?

The fuck.

>female good at combat, guns and exploring
>literally a female action hero
>let's make her a cute little girl

>Physically looks the same build as current Lara.

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Why didn't they just get the VA from the new games? The current Laura is modeled after her.

6head desu

No-name. Also probs can't act worth a damn.

NuLara still has bit titties

Whats with the cum strands in her hair

wasn´t she in californication?

Stop living in the past, you pig.
New Lara looks way better with a more realistic body type.
And her new iconic weapon is the bow and arrow.
Deal with it.