ITT: times you met celebrities

Me on the left

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Redmayne has kind of a weird looking mouth now that I see it closely

Why are you looking at his mouth in the first place? Faggot

It's practice for those "guess the celebrity mouth threads" newfag.

is that Jessica Chastain

I met Ryan Reynolds at my old valet job, he was the most beautiful person I've ever seen.

Go to sleep ryan

Hi Sean Penn.

I met Dustin at a bar, he was asking me if I knew where he could buy an 8 ball of coke. I told him I could probably hook him up if we went back to my place. We got home and I offered him a stiff drink, I called up a guy that I fuck sometimes and told him that Dustin Diamond needed an 8 ball of coke. He dropped it off, while Dustin downed a few more drinks. Dustin and I talked about chess and his comedy, I really think we hit it off. He asked me if he could smoke some in my house. I said it was cool. He took out a little glass pipe that looked just like a penis. He smiled when he saw that I noticed it. He lit up and smoked. After a while we started to make out with me. He shoved his tongue down my throat and began to stroke my now fully erect cock. He took my pants off and began to suck my cock. He got naked and put his ass up to my mouth and I gave him a Russian trombone. I made him cum all over the floor, than I put my cock deep inside his ass and pounded him like I’ve never pounded before. He let out a whimper like a little puppy as I slowly took my cock out and penetrated deeper. We fucked all night long until he started having trouble getting hard, so he said he needed more coke. He dumped some on my cock and began to snort it off, than licked off the rest. He slammed down some tequila and began rimming me. I asked him to hold on and I went into the bathroom and changed into my Screech outfit. When I went back out he instantly got hard and began pounding me to the point that shit leaked out of my ass. He got on the floor and asked me to let my juices flow on his nelly. I took a big runny shit all over his stomach, than I started to let it drip on his face and goatee. He stroked his dick until he came, while he also fingered his ass. The whole room smelled of coke, cum and shit. We stayed up all night and in the morning we took a shower together. He left and told me he would call me next time he was in town. I’m sure he says that to all the guys

>mfw I saw his porno
>mfw he has a really tiny mutilated dick
>mfw he scared me when I was younger because he had crazy hair and boggly eyes

So did you fuck him or not? Does he really have freckles on his boipussy?

he give you the Squirt(TM) and Seven special?

Howard Stern apparently saw Dustins porn kino and confirmed that Dustin doenst have a 10" penis

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Nah his dick is tiny.

>dem eyes tho
Nice colour

me on the left. Guess the celebrity.

Is that Dan Schneider's kid?

Of course he's no Chad, but I honestly think Eddie Redmayne is a handsome man.

Dave England, Preston Lacy, Wee Man, and Chris Pontius did a show I saw two weeks ago. Met them afterwards, they seemed like genuinely nice guys.

Wow i wonder who it could be.....

Damn, Jackie Chan looks like *thaaaat*?

Because he is handsome.

He's more beautiful than any filthy Chad.

His younger pictures don't do him much justice, you should post his older self, he's matured to be quite sexy.

Can't get over his eyes though, so niceeeeeeeeee.

Sure, I have rare Redmaynes of all types.

Chloe "FatPussy" Moretz?

What did he mean by this?

He does have very nice blowjob lips.

Imagine rubbing your cock head up and down them whilst his tongue licks the tip

Me on the left

did you smash

>Metallica
Filth, how dare you stand next to MY MAN looking like a tramp.

Yes, he's a little slut

>skinny body but big THICC ass
Best combo

"you" look like someone drawn by Steve Dillon

me in the middle with Bruce Campbell.

Does anyone know who the guy on he left is

jiggle jiggle

gross. is that shopped?

>that predatory glare vs the starlet's deer in headlights look

My god its like a dan schneider/miranda cosgrove pic. What do you have on him?

me on the left

Will you faggots please get out of my thread and take your disgusting homolust somewhere else

Dunno i can't tell anymore

Cant handle pretty men?

>tfw no EdRed bf to cuddle with

:*(

Me on the right.

Did you be sure to rape his boypussy, OP?

I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>met Eddie Redmeme himself
>Didn't fuck him
>Didn't even entertain the notion of fucking him

Dear Lord, you disgust me so much. You were given a great gift and you squandered it. I hate you.

>implying there's much of a difference between young Redmayne and current Redmayne

He is an ageless goddess

>34 years old

To which demon did he offer his boipussy?

what ababe

You were with a celebrity who was literally made for the purpose of pleasuring men, what did you expect?

He's pretty rather than handsome.

It really speaks volumes to how hideous Moretz is when a man is a prettier girl than she is.

I get aroused whenever redmayne cries in movies and tend to stare at his lips a lot, am i gay?

No, that just makes you a healthy warm-blooded human male.

>writing a script featuring a character who gets beaten and raped and cries a lot
>always imagine him being portrayed as Eddie

is this a casting couch or someting?

>tfw he will never play a character who gets brutally and graphically gang raped on screen

suffering

>tfw legit thought that was Chastain

>that old man touching him
>Eddie's dead eyed stare

Was he raped during the filming of this?

Something about him makes him look very cute when he cries, I don't know what it is.

This movie turns me on immensely.

>ywn fall to your knees before innocent, virgin monk Eddie
>ywn hike up his habit and worship him with your mouth

This movie was disappointing though.

>cute monk Eddie traveling with a bunch of men
>he doesn't get raped or sexually harassed

Entirely unrealistic.

>thread full of people wanting to violate dear Eddie rather than please him

No wonder this gif hasn't been posted yet

You always get these posts near the start of a homolust thread but they're quickly drowned out by the sound of blood rushing into penises everywhere.

No one can with stand the power of homolust.

Eddie and a young Chloe were in a kino together

He's a Calvins man if anyone was wondering

but he looks best when he's crying and is perpetually youthful, he is made to be sexually abused

>those freckles on his body

why are freckles so erotic?

I want to please him by violating him.

A while back I had a very vivid dream about Eddie. I was a nameless thug and I jumped him while he was walking in a dodgy part of town. He struggled feebly but I could hold both his little wrists in one hand. I tore off his clothes and entered his beautiful, tight body while he cried and begged me to stop. After a few minutes of thrusting I noticed that his cries had turned to giggles. Then he started to moan, grinding his plush rear against me, and finally he came, clenching hard around my dick with the most devious, slutty expression. I knew suddenly that he had planned this all along.

>implying he doesn't have a fetish for getting violated by animals

I've had to watch Fantastic Beasts 4 times with my sister. I swear every time I see the Erumpent scene, I get the feeling that he looks genuinely aroused instead of just being silly.

dear god user, you're so lucky. How can I have dreams like that?

Just think about whatever it is you want to dream about a lot before you go to sleep. And I mean a lot.

He acts like such a girl, how is it possible he's straight?

which one are you?

>tfw this baby faced jizz whizz is a father

Feels terrible

sauce for this kino?

why does her fucking ass look like it would just reek?

lol faggots

Is this real???

It's not gay if it's a girl.

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think she "rubbed his nose"?

ITT: living the dream

The Pillars of the Earth, I think.

Who the FUCK is he married to?

his publicist.

Some broad who isn't as qt as him.

Do you think she knows that he's reverse cucking her with men?

>can't get hard
>does more coke

Immersion broken

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It's pretty weird. You look at his face and think "he's so cute and feminine, he would make a nice girl", but his girl is manly and ugly.

It's quite a bad angle. He's actually gorgeous in that movie.

Me on the left.

>but his girl is manly and ugly

Take that back, faggot.

Up until this moment I've never felt such a strong desire to eat anyone's asshole.

more of that fat cat pls

Yoga pants (and other tight clothes with artificial fabrics) make girls' pussies smell really bad.

She has manlier jawline than him.

Is it possible she's just a beard?