/heem/ - /ourguy/ Maia edition

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Schaub

If you were not an Aspen Ladd fight fan before this weekend, you certainly are now. What a performance, undercut because she is a woman from earning a well-deserved performance of the night bonus.

>UFC Middleweight Champion
>Mansion in California
>Loyal wife
>Beautiful children
>Most wins in the UFC
>Acting career and has been on Conan
>Great Podcast
>Main Eventing the MSG card
>Millionaire
>Saves lives

Truly the GOAT of our generation

this is the thread

Why can't you copy news and events from previous?

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colby fights Saturday

revved

My threads are always the threads.

I'm not, I asked a simple question

Al bless!

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What fighter are you guys going to be for hallowheem?

sure thing bud lol

Right here bro

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5'10 is a cool height to have what do you think?
>inb4 manlet

Calendar post the jpeg template for me, I'm not clicking on that google drive shit. Thanks. Please don't inject exectuable malicious code into the jpeg.

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G.O.A.T.

since i don't walk and live in florida i'm thinking josh samman

Real friends, how many of us?
How many of us, how many jealous? Real friends
It's not many of us, we smile at each other
But how many honest? Trust issues
Switched up the number, I can't be bothered
I cannot blame you for havin' an angle
I ain't got no issues, I'm just doin' my thing
Hope you're doin' your thing too

>it's another thread wars episode

why?

I broke down the comain this weekend big brown style
youtu.be/V_fq-2nRkp8

Beautiful

SUPERMAN PUNCH!
SPEAR!

Wow great job Mr BJJ Scout loved your stuff on Cruise's footwork too

I swear he could nail anybody with that single, he even got Cro Cop

Calendarsperg is genuinely mentally ill

>preview study

couldn't you think of a more cringeworthy name for your """""""podcast"""""""""" ?

I choose the one started by the american, britbongs can stay in this one

good thread, my friend! Can't wait for the next Maia masterclass

why do girls do this

Mike Perry vs CM Punk is the fight to make.

Be honest: who is your favorite non-champion woman mma fighter?

Youre not going to see it in the Octagon again

Aldo!

Hahahaha, this fucking loudmouth Americunt poses LITERALLY no threat to based Maia.

>not Jay Lethal

i think you'd be surprised. he's masvidal's best bro, much younger in fight years, godly wrestler, hopefully this is roidmaia's last time out.

ngannou vs cm punk?

Thats Jay Lethal my man

All memes aside how do you see him beating Maia?

Marc Diakiese vs Dan Hooker at UFC 219

no idea
i just want maia to go away i'm tired of smelly brazilian roiders

I think you'd be surprised

Colby will keep the fight on the feet and win the stand up

spicy

/cuckheem/

Ragin al needs to fight more.

In the Wand rematch after he got smashed to pieces the first time around, he decided immediately no more of that punch-face shit.
Covington is trash standing up. Maia would legitimately beat him there.

>Covington is trash standing up

Lol he's a lot better than Maia there unless you actually think Maia's shoulder punches are legit

>having to leave this to go do grunt work on a dock
Someone come to the Avenue G lifeguard tower and permaheem me.

Give us a crypto tip based dock god. Where have you been?

Maia needs to throw more kicks desu

>posting on Sup Forums while you're there

yeah you do deserve to get permaheemed

based fucking dockie

these nerds have been obsessing over you every single day

a baby chair isn't a lifeguard tower dockdwarf

Maia tires pretty quickly, if Covington can make him work through the whole opening round without getting caught I think he can grind him out

Convington's hands against Stun Gun were pure ass, I wouldn't guess he trains with Masvidal

Anyone else posting at work?

You say that like he wasn't demolishing him on the feet as well and didn't rock him

I am at work. I work for Sup Forums

Stun Gun is one of the worst stand-up fighters in the UFC

hello dockie

Nice hyperbole. Still better than Maia there

I hope you remembered your water wings

>hyperbole
Like saying he was "demolishing" Stun Gun on the feet lmao

No like saying Colby's hands looked like pure ass against Stun Gun

>at weigh ins
>Ngannou and Overeem face off
>scuffle occurs
>Overeem's coach pulls him back
>Overeem's coach turns heel and low blows him on stage
>shakes Ngannou's and raises it
>Overeem has a disadvantage angle for the fight
>Ngannou makes a heel entrance
>Overeem doesn't come out for a solid minute
>lights go out
>Suddenly music hits
>Overeem comes out in his Ubereem gimmick

if darren till is so good how come he has 2 decisions and a draw to some nobodies? he only beat cowboy coz of his size advantage

>fighters don't improve

good post australia lite

The fights were only 3 rounds :^)

would mark

Yeah, and Boetsch only beat Hendricks because of a size advantage

So are we gong to have two fucking threads all day?

silva
jones
gsp
aldo
werdum

One for shitposting and one for MMA

Kids like Conor's run at FW

Just deposited some yuge bisping's in the schaub receptacle lads. That Indian rice was not kind.

Damn, spamming reports paid off

Maia is NOT my guy.

yeah, and the other thread was the one after 500 too

hey dockie, you ever hit that long awaited growth spurt you little 5'4" twerp?

Who got bonuses ? Im guessing Till and Jan the can

I miss schaub receptacle posting

*portions porcelain Schaub receptacle*

Holy shit the janitor actually hates informative OP's

I'm not even kidding I think the janitor is one of the personalities here. We get like 8 heem threads a day and not a single one is deleted, no one gives a shit and the janitor gave up. The one time someone makes a spergOP like thread after so long it gets deleted lmao wtf lads


This post is MMA related because Darren Till will beat Mike Perry if they were to fight

Fuck you then

Janitor is scatspammer

Did calendar finally get banned?

You can always just copy and paste news into a thread. Really shouldn't make a difference. It ends up being posted regardless

He ban evades anyways

Calendar posted his thread after this one was posted and then he bumped his own thread. He also spams off-topic webms and pictures of children.

Pretty sure he’s the spammer, he was at the Rutgers football game this past Saturday and no spam happened, he comes back and then poses as Coral Springs and spams Aspen Ladd then eventually spams scat.

>Calendar posted his thread after this one was posted
Yeah but think about how many times that happens on a daily basis and none of them get deleted. The one time it's calendar it goes

>The one time it's calendar it goes
He initiated thread wars every single time. The op means very much to him.

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