MNF pregame hype thread 8:15 est

REDSKINS VS EAGLES

WHO WILL BE A MEME?

WHO WILL BE SLIGHTLY LESS OF A MEME?

Skins:
POWER OF: DEAD GRANDMA

Iggs:
POWER OF: 9 YEAR OLD CANCER BOI

FIGHT!

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Saint Lukas will channel his power through his bracelet as he's been doing all season.

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for me, it's the original land occupiers

So the Eagles, then? Considering the animal kingdom occupied the world before homosapiens

DO IT FOR THE

BLUE
EYES
ULTIMATE
DRAGON

Go 'skins!
-Dallas fan.

>implying eagles occupy land

You know it to be true.

>birds never touch the ground

Is this story trying to tell us if we root for the Eagles we will get terminal cancer?

>Cousins playing for his late grandmother
>Wentz playing for a little boy that had cancer

Fuck, too many feels going into this game.

Wow I didn’t ask for these feels

We have the power of God and Anime on our side.

I actually don't mind the skins. Like kirk

Jesus man this is too much.

Why do they always do this women Emotion shit i just want to watch dumb foltball

Cmon Iggles get this game done for the Dutch Destroyer!

>Carson coming to grips with the fact he's a hero to children at the age of 24
The QB we deserve

I tell ya what this Carson Wentz out of North Dakota is incredible. I love this guy. He has EVERYTHING you want in a franchise quarterback. He’s big, smart, he’s athletic as heck and most of all....he’s a grinder. In the film room from sun up to to sun down, constantly perfecting his craft. I tell ya what, I have dreams of this kid.

>This Story
>Iggles gonna anti clutch for the boy
>Empty Trophy Case

Look Foreskins, I don't care if you blow us out 55-0 and sweep us. Just humble these motherfuckers tonight.

Iggles set up for huge embarrassment if they lose at home too
ahahaha

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30-21 skins. Wentz will throw three picks.

>Philte Deck
I'm from Bristol and I'm getting real tired of everything having Ph in front of it

I don't like the skins at all, but I can't just pretend that I wasn't hoping the Eagles would take Kirk in 2012.

cant wait for the eagles meltdown tonight. the entire fanbase is going to be S E E E T H I N G

I G G L E S

>John Gruden will never analyze things you do while telling you how much he likes you

>that entire segment
jesus christ. Wentz seems like a good dude though

late bloomers are fucked in pro sports

always good for a story but who knows if the best players ever play, or is it all the early puberty jan-may birthday boys who make it bug in pro sports with the rest being overlooked except a few geniuses

>Championship Leadership
>Blount

Wew

showing the American Revolution Museum, making the world seeth in anger.

Looking at you Britcucks

Wentz is a real human bean and a real hero.

>Matt Hasselbeck helping us avoid the "Expert" curse

Being favored in games stresses me out. I always get nervous and expect the Iggles to implode.

>Charles Woodson's voice
>Charles Woodson's ascot

mike Leach is ourguy

>that pregame when Suzy took her shoes off to throw a ball
W e w

local media hyping up quinton dunbar. watch for him to sit on the bench in a crucial situation.

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>you will never spank Suzy

Mike Leach has always been our guy.

FUCK THESE FEELS
>R.I.P lil boy, go 'skins.

you are not a real fan

Man is ESPN fucking unbearable when a game isnt actually on the channel

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YOU ALWAYS WERE MY LITTLE MAN

>tfw loved Charles Woodson as a player but think he's shit on TV

>christfag QBs

Getting sick of this meme

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Did the game start yet? I'm still watching the new episode of America's #1 show The Big Bang Theory.

it's every one of them tho...

It’s your boy. Eagles fan #394,414,347

It’s come to my attention that y’all ain’t being humble enough for tonight’s dicking. Knowing that the birds are being lead by a student of the choke prone, walrus master himself, we’re basically fucked for tonight. All you fake ass eagles fans can GTF of this train because we getting blown the fuck out by the fucking shitskins.

This is it. This is where our season ends. Bye bye, farewell, ciao, sayonara, hasta la vista baby. We’re done. Cooked.

We’re lucky we even made it past pimp daddy Newton and those fucking red birds not called the Atlanta falcons.

>Grudens face

Why is it so funny bros?

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>Goff, Wentz, Bosa, Zeke all went in the first round
>Jalen Ramsey STILL the best player from that draft

Who the fuck is the play-by-play guy? He sounds like the least exciting person alive

Think ESPN feels guilty when they try to ruin sports with their left wing politics?

Is this a falseflag?

shush

I'd rather have a franchise QB or DE than CB tbqh

>Browns missed out on all of them


Lmao

>screencapping an image instead of just saving it
what did he mean by this?

Sean McDonough

And you're right, he is

No. Its a moment of clarity.

WAS 28 - PHI 10

>all those empty seats

Isn't this big division rivalry game

when did jags start spending money for posters?

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I will always root for /myguy/ Cousins.

They were sent to punish the NFL for the crucifixion of Tim Tebow.

To be fair, would you rather have Deion Sanders, or Jim Kelly?

>We always select the wrong guy
>Every time

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Jim

>I tell random strangers Defense wins championships
>It does

Myles Garrett and David Njoku both look like excellent picks though

>The best player at his position in his entire history who helped his teams win Owls
>Or a QB who was very good and had norings

???

>Hue Jackson coaching as if he needs to make the playoffs this year instead of letting Kizer be molded by the fire

as someone with no horse in this race, I'm going to root for the cancer kid

Lube up nIggles

I still feel bad for the little boy, but fuck the Eagles.

I made a mistake and have saved many properly since except this one. Youve SEEN the trap games too nigga. DONT FUCKING PRETEND.
IM THE REALEST SHIT. This is it man. I’m trying to stay humble unlike the fucking Queefs, Brokecos and fake ass giggles fans bandwagoninng on us.

guys how will the memes be tonight? who should i barrack for???

>Wanting the Browns to destroy one of the great QBs of our generation.
Stop that!

Garrett looks good at least

>Implying Charlottesville wasn't a response to Antifa aggression

Chris Long is a fucking cuck

It says here that having faith in your team isn't the same as acting like your team is unstoppable. Is this true?

Are the Eagles the good guys?

>after watching White Supremacists
Oh fucking come on NFL.

Based chris long

>WE DINDU NUFFIN

>(((E!SPN)))

>guys how will the memes be tonight?
Depends on who wins

Should I watch this shit on phl17 or espn?

>trust fund kid has overwhelming white guilt

Every. Time.

>It’s an ESPN makes me want to turn off the tv episode

Can Fox just buy MNF and Gruden already?