Giving your soul up for butter

>giving your soul up for butter

Other urls found in this thread:

i.imgur.com/APG556I.gifv
youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

he threw in a pretty dress as well

I guarantee you that corn tastes better with butter than a side of souls

Depends, user.

i.imgur.com/APG556I.gifv

>giving your soul up for Butter (2011)

I did the same in the army. Not as bad as expected, felt slightly dizzy and drunk.

This triggered me more than any gore I've seen on Sup Forums

What dress she was naked

True dat

>I Canst Not Believeth 'tis not Butter

>Satan is real
>implicitly God is real
>all you have to do is refuse his offer and he'd probably kill you and you'd go straight to Heaven
>she accepts his offer
>50-60 years of prancing around in a forest and then eternal suffering in Hell

what a stupid bitch

God doesn't exist so why the hell not sell your soul

>>implicitly God is real

No reason to believe this, she only had evidence that Satan exists

Butter was a luxury at the time. It was a metaphor

He asked her if she'd like to taste butter or perhaps a pretty dress, or something to that effect
Presumably she's trusting lucifer to deliver on his end, but then again there's no accounting for taste

What if Satan is God?

Just watched this and thought Anya was a qt. :3

So did Caleb make it to heaven at least?

Same, was going to make a folder but there's no thread on /hr/ or even /cel/
Isn't she a spic or something? Her folksy English accent was pretty good

No, he made it to Bongland

Dude he succumbed to corruption and literally got filled with devil juice so bad it killed him
You know he was talking to Satan and not God just before he died right?

>Satan exist in the movie
>Satan was a angel cast down
>Still says God doesn't exist
You can't be this stupid

She killed her own mother, no way she'd make it into Heaven.

IEW WHAT THE FUCK

I'd sell my soul to have his voice

It makes me sad that I have such a pos soul that I probably wouldn't even be able to sell in to the Devil even if I begged him.

Just finished eating, got that bloated feeling, and this almost made me throw up

I wondered about this. If I'm not a practicing Christian I'm going to hell, so why not just sell my soul, the end result is the same? Am I missing something, christfags.

living deliciously>heaven desu

Satan being around doesn't mean God is around too, they aren't joined at the fucking hip
Or maybe Satan invented God to fuck with normie mortals
The point is you don't know shit except that in that moment Satan was offering you a sweet deal that you would have pussied out of

He was talking to God dude

All bull shit slave morality made up by Jews to decieve you from Satan, the only power that is

did she dieded

it was self defence iirc

Not a chance, he was exalting in lord Lucifers sweet embrace

WHAT
DOES
THY
WANT
CATHERINE?!

If anybody cares, once I had a dream where a woman voice, that seemed it didn't belong into my had, whispered if I wanted to sell my sould for fame. I said no. Felt good.

Good post user.

...

Fucking cuckold, enjoy being a nobody forever

Maşallah.

WAKE
WAAAAAAAAAAKE

Well I'd rather believe in God. You take the risk of burning in hell

>say yes
>wake up with a DVD of the 2009 musical Fame under your pillow
>youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

You're missing the fact that hell doesn't exist
It was only a spook to keep the folks up north away from their pagan shit

Butter was important back then.

How can we know God exists if Satan is real

the VVitch is the best horror movie in the past 10 years desu

It filtered many a pleb too.

Living in the woods naked doesn't sound like a sweet deal

not an excuse in Christianity

Kek, and Satan was the OG god of the jews that fled from Egypt

I mean, if it was really good butter.

a lot of her family is from argentina yes.

i could start a thread on /hr/ but i haven't done that in years.

he was so good, i hope he starts getting some juicy roles.

In islam it is.

>Looking at your sister like that
Caleb sinned the worst

It was barely a horror movie, thats why plebs couldn't get it

>eternal youth so long as you are up to gutting a baby every now and then
>access to the hidden knowledge of the universe through satanic means
>get to be real spooky
>camping 24/7
>bonfire every night

What's the guys name btw and why hasn't he played in any other movie?

...

>protestants don't know how to trick the devil

Catholicism is the only way. We even made Satan himself build a bridge and a church for us and he got nothing in return.

One time I took a lot of mushrooms and passed out in a fever dream and I was looking at myself in the mirror and my body was a shadow and I was laughing and I felt so powerful I thought it was satan guiding me and I said I would do anything for more power. Felt bad afterwords.

She was the one tempting him with that A-cup cleavege

You forgot being able to fly

Ralph Ineson, he's been on Brit telly for years
Proper Yorkshire lad
Teacakes

Just now I realized she was biting her lips

Would get old quick. Ever played a video game where you unlocked everything? It's not worth the cheating honestly. If you sell your soul for materialism you don't gain anything but boredom and a desire for more, which you won't get. Instead you'll experience the suffering of someone who has a thin neck but a big appetite.

The one when she's waking up was better

That's a cute scarf.

What sin did the mother commit?

She wanted to leave the life of purity to go back to England so she could cuck the father

Avarice. The silver cup.

We're not talking about trading half your life for a shiny bauble that you'll get sick of here, you get to learn and do things way beyond mortal ken, we don't even know how far that rabbit hole goes
If you can learn everything reality has to offer you'd have to be pretty fucking boring already to get bored

For you.

what a slut

I can listen to him say "justice" all day.

Oh shit you're right.

the best kind of horror movie is a tense, scary movie focused on characters with horror elements. These are almost always better films and scarier than horror movies that are constantly in your face with the horror. Examples include
>The VVitch
>Jacob's Ladder
>Eraserhead
>Noroi
Very few overtly "horror" films are truly great, but there are of course exceptions like The Thing.

butter

How old was she supposed to be in the movie? Since she wasn't married/a mom/preggers, working (properly) or anything I'm guessing she was like 15?

and no, don't accept the offer from your evil goat.
The real question is if Caleb got a piece of witch ass.

He was mean, don't scare your kids with God like that. Burning in purgatory and whatnot.

The knowledge isn't worth it either if you get in exchange for your soul. If anything it should tell you that your soul is worth more, or otherwise nobody would be asking for it.

>he doesn't want to live deliciously
Smhtbphwyf

...

I think they're just seperate genres all together, they don't aim towards the same experience or emotion.

I disagree completely. They are still obviously trying to scare/disturb/unnerve you, the only difference is they also focus on being a good movie in other regards besides spookiness.

>If anything it should tell you that your soul is worth more, or otherwise nobody would be asking for it.
That doesn't hold up, what if I like cake but hate icecream, if someone offers to trade their icecream for my cake that doesn't mean the icecream is objectively worth more, it means each item in the trade is subjectively worth more to each party
Satan wants my soul for his own ends, OK, I'm sure he has a good reason, I want power for my own ends and Satan has that in buckets.
Yes it's pretty naive to assume that Satan is going to be making a totally fair deal but sometimes you have to roll with it.

The entire family was in the wrong except maybe Caleb. Comfy thread btw.

She can eat my butter.

I fucked up the analogy, you know what I mean, shit
He wants what you've got and you want what he's got

Fact is though I don't feel scared watching them. Disturbed sure but my heart doesn't be beating any more than any other tense drama film

Being a woman

I preferred The Wailing desu

It's the Witch you fucking autist.

VVitch

The father was the real hero for me and this guy played it really good.

God is everywhere and created everything, so... he is in the same way he is the holy ghost and Jebus.

It's the Holy Cinco:

God
Holy Spirit
Jesus
Lucifer
Satan

What sin did the twins commit?

Satan wasn't an angel, that was Lucy.

Satan gives someone butter for the price of a soul and people think he's the good guy.

Marlon Brando gives someone butter for free and he's evil incarnate. Explain yourselves?

They were taking to the devil goat so much they literally forgot how to pray.

You're applying mortal economics principles to something that is, to the best of our knowledge, eternal
I wouldn't trade my cake for a stranger's icecream if that meant eternal damnation