>be from the US of A >a country that LITERALLY and UNIRONICALLY has a population of A HUNDRED TIMES that of Uruguay >have 0 World Cups titles >0 Copa America titles >0 Olympics >play in CONCACAF, the confederation that the South American nations of Suriname and Guyana were relegated to because of how shit they are
ABSOLUTELY pathetic SEETHING americans will ignore this post to not bring even more SHAME on their pathetic existence
you are now keking since you realized my entire post is absolutely true.
Wew Gonzalo Herrera-Fencietto, you really really got us ha ha
Brayden Sanders
First for HDI and PPP
Matthew Foster
What've you got planned for next Summer general?
Juan Lopez
United States of America more like United States of Failure.
Noah Wilson
>52 nfl superb owl wins
Benjamin Turner
They're so shit that they have 0 (zero) U-20 and U-17 WCs titles
Jacob Williams
Our country's having major problems determining gender, maybe your citizens could help us out with that
Jacob Watson
>be Argentinian >have tens of thousands of your citizens killed by a CIA led junta because some desk jockey thought it sounded like a good idea
Xavier Kelly
Go ask Trannydad
John Richardson
I wonder if Chinese people talk shit about us because we aren't as good at ping pong
Jaxon Martin
>have 0 World Cups titles >0 Copa America titles >0 Olympics won zero dick sucking contests always testing negative for HIV ZERO of these guys children have come at as transexual drug addicts, all his kids are normal and successful
no one cares. no one is ever gonna care. its a fucking weak sport and not entertaining and if you have a shred of athleticism you apply it to a real sport in the USA. american sports get exported. soccer as much as they try is just dying to break into the US market and actually make some real money for once instead of pandering to useless 3rd worlders. it wont happen. its a fucking recreational sport you play at the park or maybe a rec league. thats it. people prefer sports to be dramatic and entertaining. if basketball was just people dribbling for 90 minutes and faking injury to draw fouls it would be as irrelevant as soccer and would disappear. give up world. just let it happen.
Christian Phillips
Amen brother
USAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSA
Lucas Williams
They're actually worse than you at football.
Jackson Diaz
thank you Al-Waraki.
Ayden Mitchell
well yeah, we have the biggest football league in the world
Hudson Cox
its the obsession that really gets me out of bed in the morning
Liam Phillips
impossible. We have to be in 170th place globally. Countries more culturally interested in spickick should be far far better. Aren't the Chinese ramping up soccer training all over the country anyway?
Parker Clark
Mashallah
Adrian Anderson
Chinese don't care at all about soccer, or any sport really. Chinese don't even care at ping pong, just the best because lots of players. Olympic training and soccer training is just CCP tactics to make China look better to foreigners.
Cameron Allen
Premier League is English
Joseph Jackson
>the massive WE DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS SPORT damage control after losing their world cup spot against Trinitro & Toluene
absolute kek
Thomas Cook
triggered. Toronto Chargers when!?!? this patriotism is getting me pumped. Wish Bettman didnt fuck us out of playing each other in sport.
Julian Campbell
NFL
Colton Butler
Yup. You'll get kind of good in 25 years, just in time to sit on the dick end of the era of chink world cup dominance.
Dylan James
who in the fuck is this guy lmao
Charles Stewart
u wot m8
Andrew Cooper
>52 superbowl loses
Tyler Ramirez
>in 25 years Unlikely. They unironically said the same thing 80 years ago
Michael Bennett
womens team is an unstoppable juggernaut of continuing dominance >3rd worlders actually think the same thing wouldn't happen if soccer even became as popular as hockey in the US with a mens team it would be the end of you. the game would also have to change to require actual athletes and provide entertainment. I mean dont you people enjoy having something for yourselves? It unites all the inferior disgusting genetic wastes all over the world. muslims, gooks, spics under 5'5, whats left of ethnic europeans to distract them and make it easier while the jews just use NGO's to cicrumvent national borders and flood their countries with darkies while at the same time neutering the rule of law for said scumbags. oh and malnourished africans also love soccer. anywhere there's a field of dirt not being currently used to farm wheat you little darkies stick some sticks in the ground and go jogging all over it. but why do you want us to rob you of your dominance? its the one thing you guys have left.
Christian Wood
>be from Argentina >lose control of the Falklands in your own backyard
Mason Perry
how is israel so high i tought they were like a constant warzone
Jackson Diaz
They have 3 world cups though.I'm actually pretty salty about losing at home in 2015.
Grayson Rivera
>getting pumped by a foreign nation's patriotism
Jonathan Thomas
>80 years
So they wanted to become a football power when they were part of the Japanese Empire?
Bentley James
>Turkish reading comprehension
Xavier James
It was pretty embarrassing, but it can't be changed or reversed, so it's better to learn from the mistakes and move on. If you let one failure debilitate you, then you're never going accomplish anything in life.
Jace Bailey
yeah, makes me want to experiance a great match in our intense sports rivalry. Europoors wouldnt understand.
Zachary Scott
NFL is not close to EPL in popularity mate. Football is a world sport
Austin Brooks
>canada has zero interest in soccer >canadians play in actual sports leagues >no one ever points out canada is bad at soccer
no they are just good at real sports thats why there are lots of canucks in nhl, nba, and the NFL. OH CANADA is a better national anthem than the USA's also.
Julian Anderson
canada is just the 51st US state they are basically one country
Oi bruv. take a minute and pump me full of your sticky patriotism. Cheers.
Ian Sanders
so they just ignore the shit parts? can the us build a giant dome around detroit and rise in hdi that way?
Julian Gutierrez
>most watched >attendance figures
whatisatelevision.jpg
Elijah Thompson
it's actually a larger league though. shut the fuck up texas. You are just salty we are independent and you aren't. thank you user, I hope we can one day further penetrate the NFL, Im also glad you are getting more into hockey. >Oh Canada is a better national anthem. IDK about that, but both are better than God Save the Queen at least. I mean why the fuck did they let the Sex Pistols write their national anthem? ? are you retarded. You guys literally won the last fifa world cup. wait they have Men's soccer!?!? BUAHAHAHAHAHA.
Grayson Phillips
Cuz, he's talking about global following, not revenue. NFL is a comfily isolated league that only we and few Canadians follow, where as soccer is global.
Michael Lee
couldn't find any with a quick search, give me a single stat to show otherwise. NFL revenue being 3x the """"premier"""" league should show you enough about TV viewership.
Noah King
>a foreign country winning a domestic league
you think you already understand how much of a mongoloid an american can be but then they come up with a golden comment like this one.
Joseph Myers
the territories of Gaza and the West Bank are officially belonging to the Palestinian authorities and are not internationally recognized parts of Israel (even tho Israel is constsntly ignoring that fact), so the US would first have to give Detroit officially to the blacks
Kayden Lewis
even if every foreigner only followed soccer, every american sport would probably still have a bigger following since nobody wants to watch 90 minutes of people passing a ball backwards
Jose Edwards
they are selling out wembley every sunday this year tho. Can footfags even do that? so zero?
John Peterson
>unironically using revenue Wow, shocking that a "sport" that is 50% commercials, a sport where teams unironically are referred to as franchises, would be that high
you americans really are a fucking parody of yourselves
Samuel Nelson
>this damage control
answer the question senor belgrano
Lincoln Miller
>They are selling out Wembley but that's in a middle eastern shithole so it doesn't count
.......Is this what you call shitposting?
Nathaniel Watson
attendance in NFL destroys whatever you have too, every single stat blows whatever sissydive league you have out of the water.
Brayden Torres
tbf canada's won two of their domestic leagues
Chase Lewis
>.......Is this what you call shitposting? it's just facts, check the attendance links
Mason Flores
Soccer is literally for fags, my dad wouldn't allow me to play it when I was a kid. We could care less about it, really. The reason soccer is so popular in other (poor) parts of the world is because all you need is a ball, a bunch of homeless spic children, and an empty field of nothing.
Robert James
US would be competitive in South America right now
Brayden Perry
you're talking about single leagues, there's literally hundreds of football leagues in the world, if you combine them together the attendance and revenue goes off the roof.
but if you do the same for your retarded sport, you get the same revenue and attendance numbers.
Carter Gray
No, it tells you how much commercials they manage to pack in for your ignorant asses in each game. EPL is watched by 170 Chinese fans alone, because they'd rather enjoy a good match of the most beautiful game instead of 2 hours of bud light commercials
Angel Miller
...
Benjamin Lopez
170 chinese fans? That's like 1 apartment full lmao
Jack Allen
The norwegian shitskin was talking about global interest, not domestic per-game gate numbers. why are you deflecting this hard?
Thomas Cox
170 million chinese fans*
Camden Phillips
>zero superbowls >zero grey cups >zero world series >zero stanley cups >claims to be good at soccer >ZERO MLS WINS
Ian Brooks
can you read? he was talking about a single league as well, EPL
you literally name your teams "FLY EMIRATES", you can't even support your team without being a walking advertisement.
William Morris
>We could care less about it, really.
Wow, so it actually is really getting popular over there then? Thought it was just a meme.
So in that case, which is your favorite MLS team?
Mason Garcia
holy shit, argentina hasn't even won the MLS?
pathetic.
Nathaniel Reyes
>EPL is watched by 170 Chinese fans alone
What did the Somali mean by this?
Alexander Baker
check revenue then
Josiah Rivera
I'm whiter than you mutts could ever wish to be
Dylan Peterson
NHL is going to china tho. So say goodbye to them lol.
Henry Jackson
usa won fifa
Austin Allen
Stage 2: Deflection
John Gonzalez
what am I deflecting exactly?
Jayden Gutierrez
Ah yes, text on the shirts surely is more intrusive than having 10 minutes of playtime in a 3 hour spectacle of commercials
Austin Watson
>he still quotes that number even tho based tony romo obliterated that silly chart
Asher Morgan
never even said that, you're just reposting your fucking memes without thinking at all. show me some stats about how much revenue comes vs having their advertisements on everything vs tv or stop posting.
Brayden Hughes
technically the argentine diego valeri was part of the portland timbers squad that won the mls cup in 2015 so you could say they have won it
Jason Perry
Apologies I misread your post. You're still on Stage 1: Idiocy
Dominic Smith
because you and your mom are involuntarily covered in refugee cum every day.
Christian Bennett
>be from Argentina >waste your time watching spickick
lmao the STATE of this brown reggaeton shithole
Tyler Parker
Did he do it in a halftime spectacular brought to you by Doritos?
Luis Myers
see
Brandon Sanchez
I know. all these third world fags claim to be the best at divegrass but it is clearly dominated by Portland and Vancouver. poorer Mexico, you have no idea what can of worms you just opened. If I being this up about Canadian players and the Stanley Cup American posters go nuclear
Sebastian Anderson
>be from Argentina
Holy fuck what a tragedy.
Landon Nguyen
here's that classic banter I've heard about.
Hilarious!
Zachary Lewis
soccer is gay
Gabriel White
like you and your two dads
Wyatt Torres
argentina can't do it on a cold, rainy night in columbus.
Ryan Miller
see then NFL smashes any sissydive league in every statistic, show me a SINGLE thing to show otherwise
Levi Cooper
he did? can you link the quote from our lord and saviour? desu stoppages in the NFL are a problem though. Mind you its the league not the sport.
Joshua Murphy
So I’ve been seeing a lot of these threads, can someone explain? If I understand it, they’re just gonna not have the US in the World Cup? I thought this was like soccer in the Olympics, like don’t we just automatically get a bid or something?
Owen Scott
I literally cannot name a single MLS team. How did you gather that from my post? Soccer is for fags.
Evan Perry
you were in the world cup. you've been eliminated.