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fixing England edition

Cook
Lyth
Root
Compton
Bairstow
Ali
some wicketkeeper idk
Woakes
Broad
Anderson
Finn

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where's rob key

Based NZ smashing the poos to reach world #1 ranking lads

shit thread desu

Warner
Renshaw
Khawaja
Smith
Handscomb
MMarsh/Henriques
Nevill
Cummins
Starc
Hazlewood
Lyon

thanks for the constructive criticism
what changes would you have made lad?

B3K you here lad? How's the missus?

Why would a captain declare? Why not just set the target as high as possible?

t. Joe Root

>5th ranked in tests
heh heh heh...

t. Alastair Cook

Daily reminder that the ONLY relevant forms of modern cricket are the short formats.

this
don't know anyone that still buys into this test cricket meme that is under 80

cannot WAIT to see the peewees get BLACKED this summer

Reminder that the 'short formats' quite literally are not cricket and you are actually following a different sport.

anime obvly

no substance to this argument
would not even call it an argument

Yet you felt the need to respond. Short form '''''''''cricket'''''''''' enthusiasts (brainlets) confirmed for being insecure.

another poor response

the world has moved on grandpa

Feel like this was a very poor response to my response tbqh. Please admit that test cricket is too complex for you so we don't have to deal with your embarrassing 'i-it's for old people' coping mechanism.

the elderly should be banned from the internet

>LE FUG LE OLD

Such an embarrassing coping mechanism.

>literally
>""""cricket""""
>brainlets
>tbqh
It communicates in stale memes.

>le but it's irrelevant
>muh old people

Brainlet bashers have nothing. I suggest you formulate a proper argument in the first place if you actually want a debate.

>le
>muh
Jesus, its 2012 all over again.

Reminder that test cricket loving 80 year olds are the only ones that go to The Dark Third gigs.

based crickeshit

I only post on /cric/ after a NZ win AMA

Testies cricket is simply an exercise in patience, it's more of a staring contest than sport.

Every BrainletBlock/Boreblock match ever:

>Forward defensive shot
>Leave
>Leave
>Forward defensive shot
>Leave
>Drive shot for 1
>Drive shot but too risky to run
>Leave

Repeat ad nauseum for 8 hours/5 days. And how about the eternal slog that happens when one side is playing for draw? My God. Pure hell.

Limited overs is urgent and pressurized.

>based septic pretending to be poopeelian

Why on earth would you post in here when NZ isn't playing? Have you seen how cancerous /cric/ posters are?

I wouldn't.
Yes.

>/rug/fugees

Gonna be a looong summer for you fuckface

/hoc/ roools, /cric/ droools

yeah live in constant fear of the five kiwis that make a few posts a day especially during the Ashes when /cric/ is at its most active

That's it, let it all out

Fucking fact-grenade right there lads

Gayle should visit both women's Ashes teams while he's here.

Seeing as there have been no Courtney developments, can someone inform me on if there has been any Straffo updates?

Or is Straffo posting still a touchy topic for the mods

Reckon Chris Gayle actually has a tiny willy.

Golden duck > 5000 ball duck >4 ball duck > silver duck
desu

*working myself into a shoot*

>Former cricket umpire Darrell Hair admits stealing cash from Orange bottle shop

baka.com.au/sport/cricket/former-cricket-umpire-darrell-hair-admits-stealing-cash-from-orange-bottle-shop-20171023-gz6a1b.html

See his latest scandal? He was getting a massage and whipped his dick out over here

>tfw best mate just got engaged today
what the fuck am i doing with my life bros

in a quarter life crisis myself

Shield back on lads, starts Friday

Reminder that Moeen Ali is a dangerous extremist.

Is this broadcasted anywhere?

He's the pride of England lad

free on cricket.com.au

don't think it's ever been on the telly

Nah he hangs out with scum. Yet naive mongs will still believe that he's le moderate muslim man.

Don't Indians get our Shield broadcasted there? Fucking disgrace that we can't get a shitty secondary channel to broadcast it.

afraid he has radicalised Ben Stokes and his recent behaviour is merely the tip of the iceberg

Interesting

Any links about this?

don't think so?
yeah it's a fucking joke though hey. reckon the reason the one dayers were dropped is because they think people would rather watch the women's ""ashes""

time to get a missus and stop fapping to tentacle porn i guess

they once had the final on Fox I think

fucking hate what CA have done to the competition. you used to get big crowds 40 years back. now it's just some old retirees and some autist manually scoring the game

Google 'ruddydarter moeen ali' it should be the first blogspot link.

shan't condemn for association
I've been mates with some dodgy people in the past myself, doesn't mean I'm like that

but yes it is questionable

literally a brainlet

Opinions on Mr. Fuckface?

Of the opinion that he's sixteen years of age.

Typical attention-grubbing shitter.
Next question.

discount Zachy B without the entertaining bits

i.stuff.co.nz/sport/cricket/98158289/former-cricket-umpire-darell-hair-guilty-of-stealing-from-bottle-shop-employer

Is he /ourguy/

Thinking about becoming a Tripfriend, need a gimmick though.

Fuck off MrFuckface

need an eating disorder

Try "typical attention-grubbing shitter"
Oh wait thats been done

that 2009 live version of banshee beat on Spotify is so fucking sick

Why?

ol’ Norman tigwell knows a truthie or two lads

>divorced
I'm sure he has had plenty of time to grasp the nuances of cricket

Really makes you think

...

Thugby is a vile sport for Neanderthals

>bitch barsh

kys m8

I don't even know the rules

t. Victorian

How do I get into test cricket?
Just watch the whole game or only the last period of each day?
How do I build up the patience?

What about tripfag obssessed with Delta goodrem?

Test Cricket is the ultimate shitposting sport

Sup Forums on main monitor, test cricket on a secondary monitor or on TV in front of you.

You aren't supposed to watch every single ball.

protip: noone (except goose) watches the whole day. Even at the ground you'll miss 10 overs, because your to busy having a nap after your 10th schooie before 3pm. Your real problem would be timezones.

Here it starts early, and you miss the first half hour. You might then watch it til drinks, before muting it for the next hour. You unmute a bit before lunch or at every wicket and pretend you were paying attention the whole time. Go out and get lunch, or go shopping ot whatever and get back around 2.30. Fall asleep for a bit and wakeup at tea time. leave the tv on as loud as possible and fuckoff into another room for a bit, then come back and watch the last hour.

simple as

You don't watch it you listen to it on the radio or follow the text commentary

What's with all these tripfags who have popped up since the last time I posted here about 2 months ago?

Fuckoff Vishal

>poodians complaining about freshcunts

I have been here since the World Cup kiddo.

Bit sick of this warm weather tbqh.

>no one watches the whole day

>been here the since the world cup
>not a freshcunt

Tipping that brainletposting won't last through the summer

yeah it’s muggy still get sweaty in a jacket

Tipping that it will.

tipping some brainlet brit to reply to the poo peelander

Tipping my penis into some australian brainlet's mum lads.

Sincerely hope the brainlet Wojak meme dies within the next month

Shall strive to keep it going purely out of spite.