What happens to him if the Eagles win the owl?

What happens to him if the Eagles win the owl?

He said after his mom died the thing that kept him going was seeing the Birds win. They win,what now.

He'll implode and supernova

Hopefully he's already died of advanced diabetes

What keeps me going is living in a world where the birds have never won a Super Bowl.

I don't get why he's an Eagles fan
isn't he from like Phoenix or something?

Seeing the birds win, and food obviously

>Eagles win the NFC Championship
>Eagles down 14-10 with 2 minutes left in 4th quarter
>4th and goal from the 2 yard line with 0:03 left on clock
>last play of game
>timeout
>EDP goes into shock and dies of diabeetus
>Eagles score game winning touchdown and EDP doesn't live to see it

Anyone have his twitter? The local young republicans here are gonna have a skeet shooting meetup and I think EDP shooting guns would make for a cool video

I 100% believe this

there are thousands like you in the philadelphia area who become cowshits fans because they feel like the fact that the eagles have never won a super bowl and they '''''''have''''''' gives their worthless lives some meaning

He will actually kill himself when they make it to the owl and lose

>He said after his mom died the thing that kept him going was seeing the Birds win.

I did not know this part of EDP's life.

Did his mom die after finding out that he has not, in fact, eaten the pussy?

Better yet what happens to him if the Browns win the Super Bowl?

He's got a video on his Youtube channel where he talked about suicide and how he thought of just ending it all.

Post link please gringANO

he will kill himself if they win

life will have peaked then, it will only get worse from there

did he lose weight? i haven't seen his video since forever

yeah lots of people gain weight in the summer in Bakersfield since it is hot and going outside to workout is unpleasant. They drop the weight in the fall and winter

Good Evening Twitter, this is your boy EatDatPussy445, and about like 30-45 minutes ago, I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb. And, my dick has also went totally numb, to the point that it feels fucking weird when I go and take a piss.

>implying the eagles won't get the first owl threepeat

he lost a ton of weight

He has already seen that happen though.

Maybe he'll actually eat some pussy

he is an internet superstar

That guarantees you at least 3 fan girls a month