What happens to him if the Eagles win the owl?
He said after his mom died the thing that kept him going was seeing the Birds win. They win,what now.
What happens to him if the Eagles win the owl?
He said after his mom died the thing that kept him going was seeing the Birds win. They win,what now.
He'll implode and supernova
Hopefully he's already died of advanced diabetes
What keeps me going is living in a world where the birds have never won a Super Bowl.
I don't get why he's an Eagles fan
isn't he from like Phoenix or something?
Seeing the birds win, and food obviously
>Eagles win the NFC Championship
>Eagles down 14-10 with 2 minutes left in 4th quarter
>4th and goal from the 2 yard line with 0:03 left on clock
>last play of game
>timeout
>EDP goes into shock and dies of diabeetus
>Eagles score game winning touchdown and EDP doesn't live to see it
Anyone have his twitter? The local young republicans here are gonna have a skeet shooting meetup and I think EDP shooting guns would make for a cool video
I 100% believe this
there are thousands like you in the philadelphia area who become cowshits fans because they feel like the fact that the eagles have never won a super bowl and they '''''''have''''''' gives their worthless lives some meaning
He will actually kill himself when they make it to the owl and lose
>He said after his mom died the thing that kept him going was seeing the Birds win.
I did not know this part of EDP's life.
Did his mom die after finding out that he has not, in fact, eaten the pussy?
Better yet what happens to him if the Browns win the Super Bowl?
He's got a video on his Youtube channel where he talked about suicide and how he thought of just ending it all.
Post link please gringANO
he will kill himself if they win
life will have peaked then, it will only get worse from there
did he lose weight? i haven't seen his video since forever
yeah lots of people gain weight in the summer in Bakersfield since it is hot and going outside to workout is unpleasant. They drop the weight in the fall and winter
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>implying the eagles won't get the first owl threepeat
he lost a ton of weight
He has already seen that happen though.
Maybe he'll actually eat some pussy
he is an internet superstar
That guarantees you at least 3 fan girls a month