Show me a bigger cock tease than Rachel

Show me a bigger cock tease than Rachel.

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Your mum.

jk she was easy

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She's getting old and doesn't dress slutty anymore.

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she was literally perfection before the pregnancy
>but muh thicc
at the expense of the years that fucking baby sucked out of her face

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How do you people obsess over one woman like this?

Wtf is wrong with you all?

she knows

Natalie Sawyer, Jo Wilson, Hayley McQueen

Natalie Sawyer is the only acceptable one there. She has a striking resemblance to a certain porn actress who's name escapes me.

The Queen of THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC

I keep forcing myself to watch Only Connect and I cannot get past the first 2 minutes. It's literally the most boring gameshow ever created.

Holly is far superior.

Is that a scar?

>not knowing the orgasmic feel of getting the connection after 2 clues

I feel sorry for you both.

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I bet Nick Hewer wanks into a bucket under that desk.

Does she drink it through a straw when filming is done for the day?

Kek I don't go in for ugly kikes mate sorry.

not attractive in the slightest

Her whole body is 50 percent boobs

My dad met Rachel Riley in the pub once, she was alone and nobody was talking to her, she didn't stay very long. He was thinking whether to talk to her but he was too anxious to do anything.

I bet he didn't tell you she left because he was leering at her and touching himself under the table.

gosh she's pretty

This tease from BBC F1

She has huge cans but hides them well, sexy voice too

ITT ugly britbong whores

I am gonna read this thread and there better be some Suzie Dent in here or I am going to throw a fit.

>girly and innocent, yet an experienced woman
>kind of slutty, but still with class
>that accent
>blond, blue eyes
>pretty
>funny and most likely smart
>great body

its hard to find only half of these things in a woman, let alone all of them combined

Kys

Rachel Riley would look loke dogshit if she got pregnant.

Holly still looks great.

Imagine Rachel trying to pull this look off after pregnancy.

We would drag our balls through 10 miles of broken glass just to hear her braaaaaaaaaaap into a walkie talkie.

I like how she can look at you and at someone 90 degrees to her right at the same time.

>this thread

Literally perfect.

that hit chick from brainiacs(show on discovery) that always wore latexlike costume and emphasized on a word "hard"

nice manjaw

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OH SHIT

>Not appreciating Countdown tottie

From which vanquished nation do you hail?

Literally fucking smeagol

I have no idea what that is

She's UKIP?

Top lass

So fucking overrated.

>you will never be Jim White, fucking all the SSN slags after a long hard Transfer Deadline Day

just kill me lads

just imagining her body under those clothes, fuck sake

I think it's just a purple ribbon. Put your dick away Nigel.

That's a Best in Show ribbon

Thaila Zucchi?

That Bunny Boiler thing she did on Balls of Steel was cock tease kino

what episode is this?

MUH DICK, series 4

She's taking at least one nasty shit each day. She has also touched her blood soaked tampon a dozen times by accident and didn't bother washing her hands properly because she was in a hurry.

>She's UKIP

No, she's educated.

Go on.

NUMPTY NIGEL BTFO

What British nonsense is going on in this thread?

>She has also touched her blood soaked tampon

Nah, she's definitely on the pill so she can bareback in a gangbang, and consequently hasn't had a proper period in years

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oi fuck off cunt if you can't handle some cheeky bantz fuckin' yankee pooftah i'll bash your head in you wanker swear on me mam's life

>4444

man o manischevitz

MYYYYYYY

PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEECIOUUUUUUUUUUUUS

>that negroid hand
YOU

Childhood is idolising Rachel.

Adulthood is realising Holly makes more sense.

>degree from Cambridge in maths
>ukip supporter

Top kek. Pick one and only one.

>burgers see a beautiful woman like rachel and instantly get jealous
>"u-ugly britbong girls! YUCK!"

Didn't really meet her then did he son

How hard would you?

yes yes pic related thanks.man

MYYYYYYY

PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>most likely smart
She's a fucking genius

Jonathan Arnott matriculated university at 15 and graduated with an MMath.

What went wrong?

One of us?

she had to be told what it means

Chinks BTFO
youtube.com/watch?v=7XrnG2n2mqg

No she didn't, watch it again.

this tbqh

bit of a butterface tho

Only lonely middle-aged men like Holly

empirikally wronk

i dont even know what the fuck this show is but she is a super cutie here

>staring at her face

how can rachel even compete

hahahahahahahaha

slags

Our president desu

slags

thicc

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Them legs, doe.

What a revolting fat slob
chubby chaser

she has weird eyes Tbh

You are sick in the nog m8

They're crooked. Left one's lazy. You're probably referring to her eye makeup in that though.

Those crazy eyes though...

Everyone here has shit taste

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