The original is obviously better

The original is obviously better.

>being kidnapped by two autistic retards who later turn out to be literal gods who can control time and space

Fuck man this movie is the most terrifying concept I've ever seen in my life.

No.

Benny's Video is better.

>remaking your own movie
Who does this lmao?

...

Hitchcock.

sam raimi

>I like IMDB-tier performances

>didnt fuck the pig
>didnt fuck the girl
>didnt fuck his mom

yeah great movie

>I greentext buzzwords

>Every single potential out is carefully established and snuffed out before your despairing face

>I literally greentexted buzzword

Digital projection REEEE

michael mann
cecil b. demille
frank capra
ozu

you know, nobodies.

Sure. I still like the American version, though.

>have a literal 10/10 tied up in her underwear
>don't rape her

what the fuck?

that wouldn't have been a funny game.

That's perfectly fine.

Remakes are fine. Shot for shot remakes are retarded.

What? I didn't pick up on this.

>the remake is exactly the same, dialogue and acting, even directed by the same guy
>remake has Naomi Watts in underwear
>Sup Forums has to pretend the original is better for brownie points
never change

Yeah but Naomi Watts

Did you not pick up on the scene where the wife shot one of the guys and the other literally picked up a TV remote and rewound time back to before he died? It was pretty obvious.

Your only substantial argument is Naomi Watts.

it is the only argument to be had

Obviously. I've been saying this forever. Don't even speak german, which makes their actions more alien and unnerving.

>ur just pertend
Get fucked. The original is much more authentic-looking with far superior actors. If I wanna jerk off to Watts, I watch Mulholland Drive.

>anything being better than Michael Pitt

Pedantically, only the thin retard had any power to break the fourth wall.

One has Naomi Watts and one doesn't

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Still. How fucking terrifying must it be. There's absolutely nothing you can possibly do.