"Hey Daddy, this is Mata Nui and we're getting married!"

Response?

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You gotta earn calling me daddy, Mata Nui go to your room and watch some cartoons

Polynesians are based.

you married an island?

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Bitch, get some glasses!

Why all maoris are fat?
Add Pacific islanders.

>Mata Nui
Remember that off of bionicle mask of light

eyo, lemme see ur Bionicle collection, familia

Kill myself in front of their child

Genetics.

white girls are made for bionicle cock, dear

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Lel, whites' solution to everything is killing themselves.

>Mata Nui
Sex must be painful.

No man may have my daughter's hand unless he can bring me three warriors' skulls

Polynesians seem like good people. Never got why they gain like 10lbs eating a single cheeseburger though.

Who the fuck are you?

bonkles >>>> thots
polynesians are chill as fuck though

>Change your name as soon as possible

He acts as if he had any legal power to demand that.

Based.

Polynesians an have extremely low metabolism rate that's why and that's also why they live till 100.

Imagine how much BBC she takes now

Based Dad

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>THAT MASK BELONGS TO ME
WE CRAAAAAASHED IN THE END

there are quite a few grammar mistakes

And he calls himself a good christian lmao

I'm Chilean Poly, my family is from Eastern Island, so i don't give a shit.

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delet this

Honestly 100% of what I'do. No crying, no trying to make it right just get the fuck out of my house and don't ever show up again.

They basically only eat coconuts.

>German flag
>immediately defends the interracial relationship or black person
Every time.

>leaf
>is a racist bigot
Every time

When the fuck did I become white? This bitch better be an albino.

Im just pointing is unchristian behaviour out

Does this make the wedding more expensive?
Is he allowed to drink?
Am I allowed to get Maori tattoos now?
Ask him about the tattoos I wanna know.

Black man, white woman marriage is 200% more likely to end in a divorce than white man, white woman marriage is.
Kinda weirdly white man, black woman marriage is 44% less likely to end in a divorce than white man, white woman.

>Is he allowed to drink?
DON'T drink with Islanders.

You used the wrong proxy

What's the worst thing that could happen?

BIG FOREARMS. this guy has bodybuilding potential, man

b-but the provincial passtime here is crawling from the shed to the quad to get more beer at Ultramar.

Nah it'll be fine, the normal ones are pretty good but they typically can't hold their drink too well and flip out.

what a little pussy piece of shit... Atleast the girl will finally have someone who loves her, unlike her tiny dick white dad

>indian projects again

Cool dad.

Are you a fucking Bionicle, son?

>chink behind a canadian flag

everytime

>if you mock indians you are chinese
Kek, I guess all of Sup Forums is chink then pajeet

Glorious dad.

you have a twisted sense of christianity desu

>more chink+paki ramblings

post more memes brah, that's all you can do to vent out your frustration anyways

the letter is fake you fucking idiots

Fake and made by Sup Forums

>meme
wew

Mata Nui? Like the Bionicle?

t. in a biracial marriage

Nice. Do you know if your family spoke some Polinesian language?

I didn't even know Easter Island is Chilean clay. What is there besides the stone heads?

SEVERELY UNDERRATED

t. Mata Nui

metabolism not used to sugar

t. Olaf Esteban de la Rosa Mahmoud

This.

But this guy is a m#*limited Paki.
Just look at his title.

Alright, from now on I will post this one instead. Thank you for the correction.

>'Nike'

>they have no problem with me being a single mother

>Owning someone else's kid while he has to pay child support is being a cuck
I don't understand this meme

this

If he isn't a bionicle then I don't want him in the family.

demonstrate my dominance by eating him

Money is everything Ivan. If you have money, you can do whatever desu.

>Thai
My arch nemesis

I wonder if he would hate it if she found some nice Asian doctor

I share with him a "mate" and buy him proper clothes because i'm from patagonia.

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kick his ass dude

Would be fine with it

Clean and simple, disown her and not explain why. Im not some faggot, it would be obviousl that it's becasue of her dating non white but i wouldn't say that.

Based dad.

''You know, that's fine. I don't know how I got a blond white daughter to begin with. Wait, I know, but let me pretend I don't, happy marriage, don't forget to give me cute grandkids. At least they'd look more like my children when I hang out with them.''

Took awhile but you found a relevant proxy, good job.

I don't know why you think I'm a proxy. You think there's no internet or electricity in New Caledonia? Or that it's the first time I'm posting or something? Lurk more.

first thing that came to my mind lol

Do you want to die

Hows life in new caledonia?

mad blackboiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Pretty good. Very nice weather recently, but I know shit's going down in summer in a few months. It's already began to warm up a bit. Good thing I've installed the AC last year.

ask him if he can suss me tinnies

Born and raised there or move there for work or something else?

that's a paki sweetie, nice attempt at larping btw paki

>shitaly calling anyone else black

lawl

Born and raised. I've lived most of my life in Nouméa, but I've gone on holidays in France when it was winter (snow!) and the small isles of New Caledonia (Lifou, Maré and Isle of Pins, all beautiful with very different kinds of scenery, oddly enough).

See Indians have a spiritual connection with shit.

I don't hear much about NC or have even met someone from NC even though we're fairly close to each other.

I've had a lot of friends move in NZ, mostly to study though. Never understood them since it always looked so costly to me (lol at french college costing ~$200 a year).
They do working holidays and stay for a semester or 2, maybe visit the Shire and shit.

I myself rarely see NZ tourists. I saw a lot of australians, japanese and french (from France), but not many from NZ for some reason.

I'm Swedish and my daughter already married Maori-Irish guy. Stormfags begone - race doesn't matter as long the person is good or not a negro/arab

>race doesn't matter as long the person is good or not a negro/arab
kek