Get him onboard

>Get him onboard
>I'll call it in

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Gonna need a quick rundown on these guys.

The call that saved CIA

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He fucking died chump

He didn't die so good.

the call that saved Sup Forums

what does taking the bogpill even entail

Source?

order the large ones in bulk from amazon - they will ghive you huge headaches and stomach pain but itll be worth it

why do i always see this two blokes posted?

someone better give me some explanation who these tow are

Reddit meme if reddit men posted by resistors complete with zero humor

looks like this man needs a quick rundown

' -Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
-In contact with aliens
-Possess psychic-like abilities
-Control france with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & banks globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
-both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
-The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
-They learned fluent French in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
-The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

The 5 Stages of the Bog Pill

ζ (Zeta) Phase lasts the first 20 minutes

Prickly sensation on skin
No Bogdanoff contact

γ (Gamma) Phase lasts another 20 minutes

Become hypersensitive to sound
Start hearing Bogs, won't be able to comprehend
May be able to hear colors
Uncontrollable Shaking

ω (Omega Phase)

Extreme pain
No movement
90% will drop out of this phase
May last 10 seconds to 15 minutes
In some extreme cases, Igor will appear but never Grishka
High chance of blackpilling at this stage

⍋ Phase

Bogface
Ability to see anything
other universes
talk to aliens
addiction the bogposting
can last up to 6 weeks
must abandon your freinds and family

p̡̛̛͍̰̞̦̞̺̥͈͚͎̖̈́̑̿͆͊͐̆ͬͪ̅̾ͧ̇̾̂̆́ņ̷̜͕̫͖̾ͩͮ̀̐͐͜͠u̸̹̣̙̲͕̤͚̭͍̗͚̞̩̘̙͍͉̤͊̈̅̓̏ͫ̐ͫ͑̒ͪ̊̄͐͋̓̿͟͝l̟̺̹͉͈͍̝̭̳̱̮̰̟̠̫͉̊ͨͭ̇͛̿͞t̵̡̠̜̲͈̮̗̗̞͙͈͈͔̰̂̑ͮ̌̾ͦ̆̑ͤ̋ͯͧͫ͊͜͝î̢̫̘͕̤̖ͭ̄̒̓ ̶̖̣͓͍̮̝̱̘̣̲̰ͧ̆͋̇͆̐ͩ̄̆̽̒̿̂̈́̃̒̉̚͘ ⸔ stage
; - t̺̱̣̣̼͑̓͞r̷̫̠̩̬͊̅ǔ̸̙̫ͯͬͦ̎ͯ̑͞ē̪̖̈́ͫ̅ͭ̍̌̍́ ̜̬̰͍̟͕͂͐̈́̅̊͗͛ͤ͒͢b̵̪̣͉̘̖̺̽́̀o̙̫̳͚̥̼͎̞̾̾̃́̍͞ͅg̵̪̽̊̔͗̑̏͐̂̋͜ ̗̖̳̹̙̐̌͌͑ͧl͇̙̖͓͔͕͇̍͊õ̮̩̩͎̙̣̦̞̤ͧ̾̄ͩ̀o̩͕̞͇̩͓̓̅͘ǩ̷̟̪̫͎͙́͂̾͗̅ͮs̸̸͎̫͍̉̍
will see aliens that will test mental capacity
a̘̪̬͙̟̘̓ͩͪ́́͜ͅb̸͓̩̯ͯ̊̂̎̐ͮ̾͞l̛̥͖̆̾ͭͩ̃e̫̠͕̻̳̭͉͌̽̋ͭ̅̎̍̃͑ to solve any question t̻̤̭̰̦͓͚͗͗̄̌̅̔ͫ̕asked
able to citrus-dick without pain
flying

Theorized 6th bogstage

never been reached
immortality is granted
replace Igor

YOURE A BOG GUY

short summary would be nice

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WHY ARE THESE UGLY FUCKS SO POPULAR ALL OF A SUDDEN CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE GIVE ME A SPEEDY SUMMARY

>tfw you are an identical twin
>now we make everyone call us the bogdanoffs irl

Can someone give me a slow walkup on this meme?

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