2017 WORLD SERIES GAME 1 PREGAME THREAD - ASTROS @ DODGERS

Starts at 8pm eastern 5pm Pacific on FOX
Keuchel vs. Kershaw
Get in faggots

in..

mets best team

anybody else watching this batting practice broadcast thing?

good lord

Go Yankees!

I love this battle between White (Astros) vs dirty Spics and niggers

Doyers line-up
>no Groundouterson
>no Baez

M8 the star player is a manlet spic.

(I'll admit he is cool tho)

>kike

Jesus christ doyers

>le 26% face

Have you ever met a Mexican from Texas? I've lived here my whole life and don't know what a beaner looks like

> tony cingrani made it to a eries

wew

...

here

it's 100 degrees here. feel sorry for anyone sitting on the right side of the field not under the overhang

>Utley

Can anyone remind me what happened last time California played Texas in the WS?

It's so fucking hot. It's supposed to be 92 degrees still at first pitch, if not higher

It's actually kíke, pendejo

You weren't even born yet.

It's his last year, let the man have one game in the series, name another player that will take one for the r the team.

Why do they call him a kike? That's really messed up

Well you can't meet anybody if you never go outside

Pronounced (kee-keh) nickname for Enrique

i think that's kee-kay, friend

>josh reddit

Jfc

Gracias

Has anyone here worked in a restaurant? Did you ever have "staff meetings" that everyone had to attend after close? I was supposed to chill with this girl tonight but she just texted me to cancel saying she forgot that she had to go to a meeting tonight. Not sure if I should call bullshit

Dallas Kike-all? Wtf

The Astros are winning the World Series
There are a lot of delusional doyer fans right now

2010?

just say "ok bye" and DON'T FUCKING TALK TO HER AGAIN
SERIOUSLY JUST DON'T DO IT

I figured he'd get a ring, but never figured it would be so past his prime

you've been bamboozled, m8

at my high school job (pizzeria) they used to call dudes into the manager's office for "staff meetings" where they swapped underage employees cash for booze but that's about it

>mfw angry mexican dodger fans are going to riot if their precious team loses
>mfw orange county and tired of LA's shit

She's meeting with Jamal the cook

>OOOH LET DOWN YOUR WALLS
>YOU DONT HAVE TO FALL

WOW so powerful rrally med mthnk

>mfw orange county and all my Angels fans cheering for doyers

se pronuncia /kée-keh/ hijo de mil putas

Press F to pay respect to those sitting in the right field pavilion

i'm not sorry. i speak gringo spanish and that's el good enougho

F (uck those ticket prices)

Sup Forumsstros!

Anime is the gayest shit ever

Yeah I didn't respond. I've already fucked her a few times so if I have to ghost her it's whatever

Doubt it she doesn't like black people

The Dodgers are like the Whitest team in baseball.

This. If a girl cancels on you it's because she didn't want to see you. When a girl really wants to see a guy she will find a way to make it happen, regardless of consequence or inconvenience to others

of course they are. they hate the asstros.

I think Houston will win in 6 games
>Hurricane Harvey
>Sympathetic storyline for muh ratings/redemption
>Yanks have too many championships already
Houston!
Houston!

sounds like an excuse

drop her, find another

>orange county

comment disregarded

>replying to larry's falseflag

checked

he already got a ring

Odd last digit confirms Dodgers win WS
Even last digit confirms Astros win WS

We hyped

Yeah, a bunch of white guys being bossed around by a black.

what's your game fuel?

>2 jumbo beef hotdogs (with mustard of course)
>bush's baked beans
>havea corn chips
>salted peanuts
>sweet tea

thats not how meme magic works

A glass of water and chopped celery. But I'm also fit so

Chicken kebab with hummus and a fresh salad because I'm not disgusting

Who /Mexican/ here? And what team are you going for

I might be the only Mexican cheering for the Astros

He's there because he understands his job is to do exactly what the front office tells him to.

meme brand canadian whiskey

>my first world series game seeing my team make it
>need to go to work

Take my shitposting energy. I will be watching doyerfags.


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>he needs 2500 calories of fuel to watch TV

I'm white and rooting for the white Houston Astros.

How are the Astros the White team?

>working on a tuesday night
l m a o

The dodgers are white as fuck player wise.

Front office run by a Freidman and Zahidi

And I'm not calling out like some nigger. I made a commitment to work.

>Your team
>The team you're rooting for
>Your series prediction
>Your prediction for your team in 2018

Phillies
Doyers (Want to see Utley get another WS ring
Doyers in 6
At least 70 wins. It can happen, r-right?

Snapple and milk, of course.

Niggers really are uncucked

This is literally Western Mexico vs Eastern Mexico

Dude I managed to switch shifts just for this very game. You shoulda done the same

>milk
>hotess cakes
>followed by a monster because im in 3 hours of sleep and dont want to miss a blink of this game

15 minutes of laughter can burn between 10 and 40 calories

I'm estimating extreme laughter produced by the dodgers will burn somewhere between 75 and 100 calories
so that's between 300 to 400 calories per hour
at a 3 hour game we're getting close to, if not exceeding, 1000 calories burned from laughing at the dodgers

>made a commitment to earn some Jew a few extra shekels

BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT OF ALL TIME

>double evens

astros win confirmed

I am so fucking sick of hearing about Hurricane Harvey

Mariners
Astros (although I don't hate the Dodgers)
Astros in 5 (Want it to be 6 or 7 games though but Astros look better on the starting front)
Not as many injuries as last year

entire bag of spicy nacho doritos.

also, sup guys. gonna be rooting for doyers cause NL.

resd
stros
dodgers in six
exactly 81 wins

>Hates LA
>Eats disgusting unhealthy food he unironically refers to as "fuel"

Angels Astros broship will win the World Series

Dodgers fans are spics lmao

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Food is fuel idiot

Learn physics

>Texas
>Mexican

Wut?

does your local fox affiliate compress the living fuck out of its antenna signal?

Asstros

Dallas Keuchel

You've never had a job, apparently.

Never been there friend?

Food is more than fuel. Gasoline is fuel. Food is culture, work, flavor. If you see food as fuel you're either in Africa or you're fat

why are black people commentating before the game?

Yes.
>Q13 Fox

Correct. They are both insulated from the meme that negro players are good and can acquire actually talented players.